The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.
THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
THE TALLEST OF THE TALL
KallaAPEXPREDATORman the MASCULINE
KallaGRIPman the CRUSHING
KallaINSURMOUNTABLEman the UNSURPASSABLE
KallaINDOMITABLEman the UNYIELDING
KallaAESTHETICman the BEAUTIFUL
KallaSWOLEman the RIPPED
KallaTANKman the RESOLUTE
KallaPHYSICALLYIMPOSINGman the INTIMIDATING
KallaGLAREman the DOMINEERING
KallaJUGGERNAUGHTman the UNSTOPPABLE
KallaDISCIPLINEDman the ENLIGHTENED
KallaZENmann the SPIRITUAL
KallaPOTENTman the VIRILE
KallaALMIGHTYman the INVINCIBLE
KallaVALORman the DAUNTLESS
KallaIMPERIOUSman the DOMINATOR
KallaINVICTUSman the ETERNAL
KallaMAELSTROMman the TITANIC
KallaQUAKEman the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
KallaCOLOSSUSman the LEVIATHAN
KallaBEHEMOTHman the MASTODONIC
KallaMONSTERman the TERRIFYING
KallaLORDman the KING
KallaDEITYman the CHRIST
KallaAZUREman the LEGEND
KallaNOVAman the TRANSIENT
THE CHAD OF CHADS ENTERS
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ENTER ZAHARD
The alpha of rejects. The king of keks. The lord of chuunibyou. The captain of kindergarteners. The imperator of juveniles. The jarl of incels. The emperor of divorces. The sultan of cucks. The lord of virginity. The ambassador of misogyny. The odium of estrogen. The desecrator of spousals. The overlord of widow-makers. The prince of darkness for holy matrimonies. The monarch of fashtastrophy. The usherer of chauvinism. The sovereign of bachelors.
ZAloser of women
ZAdesecrator of matrimony
ZAnightmare for estrogen
ZAbruised of incels
ZApsycho of sexism
ZAfearer of wedlock
Zawrath of women
ZArevulsion of widows
ZAunelected of officials
ZAfashion of disastrophe
ZAinsomnia of cucks
ZAobsessed of phylogeny
EXIT ZAKEK
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ENTER ARLEN
The Queen of Crazies. The Duchess of asylums. The Sultana of Loonies. The Ambassador of Insanity. The Baroness of Psychos. The Empress of Schizophrenia. The Matriarch of Lunatics. The Mistress of Delusions. The Princess of Delirious. The Matron of Paraphrenia. The Regent of Yanderes. The Overlady of the Deranged.
LUNATIClen The Maniac
CRAZEDlen The Unhinged
MENTALlen The Unrestrained
MANIACALlen The Crazed
DEMENTEDlen The Confused
CUCKOOlen The Insane
MADlen The Irrational
WACKYlen The Hysterical
NUTTYlen The Raving
CRAZYlen The Frenzied
DOTTYlen The Schizo
EXIT DARLENE
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ENTER EDUAN
The Alpha of Adulterers. The Crusader of Cunny. The Depraver of Dykes. The Enslaver of Estrogen. The Foe of Feminism. The Governor of Girls. The Monarch of Misogyny. The Overlord of Ovaries. The Prince of Philanderers. The Quaker of Queers. The Ruler of Ravagers. The Sovereign of Sexuality. The Usurper of Uteruses. The Veteran of Vaginas. The Wrecker of Wombs. The Xenophobe of Xenoestrogen. The Yielder of Yentas. The Zenith of Zanies.
CHADuan The Casanova
AESTHETICuan the Twink
APEXduan the Predator
BITCHBREAKINGduan the Seducer
DISCIPLINEDuan the Enlightened
HANDSOMEuan the Romeo
STUDuan the Ripped
INCESTuan the Lecher
HEARTBREAKERuan the Skirt Chaser
GIGOLOuan the Rake
UNRESTRAINEDuan the Defiler
The dodger of child support.
The Enemy of Simps.
The Progenitor of STDs.
Where's Gustang though? I was really looking forward to what kind of shitpost would you make for him
Anyway, this is God Tier. I can't give a like and a hug simultaneously as a reaction, but if I could I would really do it. That Escanor edit on Kallavan was hilarious lmao.
+1 like for effort/volume of work
-1 like for clear use of thesaurus dot com
+1 like for clever wordplay - obviously took some creative time (limited to 1 like unfortunately), despite previous line
-1 like for redundancy
+1 like for redundancy
-1 like for clearly being someone else's nom de guerre/alter ego for said shit-posting
+1 like for having the balls to rustle some jimmies (otherwise, you'd have more likes probably), despite previous line
