Interview Game - Kakoha Edition

[Natasha]

MasonSilver

Almost spilt my drink ahaha

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Okay noticed a bunch of others got amazing nicknames too, based

 

[AnimePigeon]

Round 2
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GrySun

1. You are offered a job position in several countries that pay decently more than Kakoha's current job. But you gotta move to that country(Asako can come along on a family visa). What do you do? Imagine it's any city you want of the country.

A. Take the US offer and live in the US
B. Take the Japan offer and live in Japan
C. Take the UK offer and live in the UK
D. Take the EU-country offer and live in the EU country(so any city in any EU country like germany, france etc).
E. Refuse and stay with what you have right now and where you live right now.

Copy Panda

2.It’s a lovely summer evening. The breeze is just right. Orange sunlight, the colour of toffee wrappers, pours through the blinds like molten caramel. You’re helping yourself to a nice cold drink. Suddenly, you receive a concerning text:

“We have kidnapped your beloved! Irrefutable evidence is provided in the attachment. Bring a 100 million billion aigoos to the agreed-upon location or your partner will face the consequences!!”

After verifying the veracity of this threatening text, you determine the location is 1~2 hours away, while you have 3 hours left. You can produce the requisite amount of aigoos, but it'll cost ya.

Do you listen to music on your way there?A)It's a beautiful night. You can joyride on your way there. Take the scenic route. You'll also hang your arm outside of the window and drive with one hand because the scene is just so chill
B)No, but you will do that thing guys do, that they splash water onto their face and look really serious in the mirror while you lean in on the sink
C)Maybe you listen to a couple of white girl music remixes after you exfoliate, exterminate, and hydrate your face, as today is skincare day, and you wouldn't want your partner to see your unkempt visage after such a stressful experience. You'll make it, but just barely.
D)Perhaps brushing off your 2000-2015 OST playlist isn’t such a bad idea. You can listen to the stuff Asachi hates. You'll be on time, but she will assume you were listening to this music because of another girl and will whine the whole way back about it.

Tatsumedical

3. What is your favorite nitrogenous base (in your DNA) ?
A) A
B) T
C) C
D) G

Erin

4. what’s your most embarrassig childhood memory?
A- had to kiss a classmate (on the cheek) and the entire class caught into it
B- had to dance in front of class while they laughed at me
C- a girl exposed me after confessing to her ("the worst she can say is no")
D- got the least grade and was bullied for it

HardBum

5. Trouble time!

Who would you find attractive in MH other than Asako? No one is not allowed.

A- Farfalla
B- Hardy
C- Nashsilver
D- GrySun

Shinobevil

6. What's your special way of showing love to Asako?

A- Helping her with math, because numbers just aren't her thing.
B- Making her watch your favorite anime, and watching hers in return.
C- Tricking her and winning the MG, one way or another.
D- Sacrificing yourself to be the celebrity in her interview game.
E- Blaming her for whatever goes wrong.

BirthdayPigeon

7. If you had to move Countries Immediately (in current shitshow climate of the world) where would you go?

A- Indonesia
B- South Africa
C- Turkey
D- Canada

Gryffinpoor

8. Young Kakoha, tell me about a personal regret of yours, preferably something related to school, work, family, love, or other serious topics. Please refrain from stuff like "I regret not nightkilling GrySun 'cause then he got me lynched the next day XD" or "I regret not going with my friends and playing Kirby 'till 2am XDD" or "I regret misbehaving when I was 12 and getting grounded XDDD". You get the point.

A- Regretted not studying enough to make it to a better university
B- Regretted not being there for a close friend when they really needed it
C- Regretted starting a relationship in the past
D- Regretted missing a very good work deal because I wanted to study more.

MasonSilver

9. Kakoha places his hands on the palace doors. There is no going back, he must face the court alone for the crimes of his family. He pushes them open, leaving bloodstained marks on the woodwork, and walks in with confidence.

The hall is half empty, the seats with no living owners a testament of the mafia's crimes. The remaining elite turn to look at him with scrutiny and revenge in their eyes. They do not know he was the one to commit all the murders, but they can feel it.

They erupt in accusation. Fingers fall on Kakoha, it seems hopeless.
He scans the hall for his one partner in crime, the only member of his family left.
She debates the ones who care to listen but to no avail. She raises her finger at him too.

A) He stays silent. He will give them no satisfaction for their revenge.
B) He claims innocence. There is no world in which his intentions were evil!
C) He points at his enemies. They are the ones who did this, it's clear as day!
D) He points at his sibling. She is the one who is more evil than I!
E) He surrenders and thanks one of his enemies. Once he is executed, they will suffer in association to him.

Hermit

10. Favorite superhero out of the following?
A.Superman
B.Batman
C.The Flash
D.Deadpool
E.Spiderman

kiki

11. What is the best weather?
A- spring weather: not too hot not too cold, no rain.
B- winter weather: cold weather, don't mind rainy days.
C- summer weather: hot sunny days are my favourite.
D- moderate cold with no rain.

SirSam

12. What do you think would be the worst thing for you to experience?

A) Extreme male pattern baldness that surpasses what Copan has and thoroughly denies
B) Be stuck in an elevator that stopped working for a few hours with the aussie boys Sam, Brando (and others who I won't name) that have been out on footy friday to watch some footy, sink some piss (beers etc.), and then ended the night with kebabs and burritos (uh oh stinky farts)
C) Being forced to sit through a six hour lecture from Juviii on horoscopes and zodiac shit, but every time you don't pay full attention, fall asleep etc. she starts over from the top
D) Visiting Kiki for an hour only for him to start sticking legos up his bum and force you to watch (say the magic word and he'll let you have a turn)

Teubier

13. Let go once in a while, you are a loose lily floating down an amber river...
A. I’m not loose, what are you on about?
B. A lily? I’m not french but sure, I’m royalty like that.
C. Only if it’s an amber river of soy sauce.
D. I never let go, you are welcome to find out why.

You have 48h to send your answers.

@SirSamuel016 you let me down, I had been expecting you to ask how many Donuts Kakoha could stack... I thought that was the logical progression from your last question!

 

[Copy Panda]

im not even copan, just full government name Copy Panda on there damn

 

[Juviii]

im not even copan, just full government name Copy Panda on there damn

Copy Panda dos Santos Willem

 

[SirSamuel016]

@SirSamuel016 you let me down, I had been expecting you to ask how many Donuts Kakoha could stack... I thought that was the logical progression from your last question!

How many will you stack for your birthday? (Happy birthday btw, don't pull a Kiki if someone gives you legos)

 

[AnimePigeon]

How many will you stack for your birthday? (Happy birthday btw, don't pull a Kiki if someone gives you legos)

Danke!

Not sure, the Doughnuts I like don't have holes in them.

 

[Juviii]

@Erinyes
@AnimePigeon
@NashSilver

Left to send. 5h left.

 

[Natasha]

SirSam

12. What do you think would be the worst thing for you to experience?

A) Extreme male pattern baldness that surpasses what Copan has and thoroughly denies
B) Be stuck in an elevator that stopped working for a few hours with the aussie boys Sam, Brando (and others who I won't name) that have been out on footy friday to watch some footy, sink some piss (beers etc.), and then ended the night with kebabs and burritos (uh oh stinky farts)
C) Being forced to sit through a six hour lecture from Juviii on horoscopes and zodiac shit, but every time you don't pay full attention, fall asleep etc. she starts over from the top
D) Visiting Kiki for an hour only for him to start sticking legos up his bum and force you to watch (say the magic word and he'll let you have a turn)

This is fucking Gold Sam

 

[IL 10]

I'd like to have my horoscope read.

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[Juviii]

I'd like to have my horoscope read.

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How can I help you? You can send me PM.

 

[IL 10]

How can I help you? You can send me PM.

Really? Quite frankly, I’m not one to believe in pseudoscience, but I’m at my wit’s end and will grasp at any hand that reaches out.

 

[Teubier]

Really? Quite frankly, I’m not one to believe in pseudoscience, but I’m at my wit’s end and will grasp at any hand that reaches out.

I hope whatever you are going through can be sorted out.
You had great questions in the AnimePigeon edition, thank you.

 

[Juviii]

Round 2 - Answers​

GrySun

1. You are offered a job position in several countries that pay decently more than Kakoha's current job. But you gotta move to that country(Asako can come along on a family visa). What do you do? Imagine it's any city you want of the country.

A. Take the US offer and live in the US
B. Take the Japan offer and live in Japan
C. Take the UK offer and live in the UK
D. Take the EU-country offer and live in the EU country(so any city in any EU country like germany, france etc).
E. Refuse and stay with what you have right now and where you live right now.

Answer: E/ Money is not worth the trouble, I'm happy here and I'm sure I will be happier staying here. I'm down for a vacation tho

Spoiler: Q1 comments

Spoiler: Gryff

I'd assume he'd leave with a chance at a higher salary plus Asako gets to go too, plus the question doesn't say it's forever, can be a few years, make some bank, expand your horizons, etc. EU maybe easier to adapt to within this list.

Spoiler: Panda

HMM tough, as a weeb you'd think B but maybe he values being able to visit family frequently so he'd pick D. I think D. I'm going with D.

Copy Panda

2.It’s a lovely summer evening. The breeze is just right. Orange sunlight, the colour of toffee wrappers, pours through the blinds like molten caramel. You’re helping yourself to a nice cold drink. Suddenly, you receive a concerning text:

“We have kidnapped your beloved! Irrefutable evidence is provided in the attachment. Bring a 100 million billion aigoos to the agreed-upon location or your partner will face the consequences!!”

After verifying the veracity of this threatening text, you determine the location is 1~2 hours away, while you have 3 hours left. You can produce the requisite amount of aigoos, but it'll cost ya.

Do you listen to music on your way there?
A)It's a beautiful night. You can joyride on your way there. Take the scenic route. You'll also hang your arm outside of the window and drive with one hand because the scene is just so chill
B)No, but you will do that thing guys do, that they splash water onto their face and look really serious in the mirror while you lean in on the sink
C)Maybe you listen to a couple of white girl music remixes after you exfoliate, exterminate, and hydrate your face, as today is skincare day, and you wouldn't want your partner to see your unkempt visage after such a stressful experience. You'll make it, but just barely.
D)Perhaps brushing off your 2000-2015 OST playlist isn’t such a bad idea. You can listen to the stuff Asachi hates. You'll be on time, but she will assume you were listening to this music because of another girl and will whine the whole way back about it.

Answer: B/ even tho D also sounds like a viable option, I'll go with the tatakai option XD

Spoiler: Q2 Comments

Spoiler: Panda

Konoha doesn't seem like the skincare type and he already bickers Asachi so I'm going with B, he will lock in.

Spoiler: Gryff

2) A

Seems like the only reasonable one? I mean D is alright, but does he want to hear Asako whine on the way back lol, don't think so.

Spoiler: Teubier

B)No, but you will do that thing guys do, that they splash water onto their face and look really serious in the mirror while you lean in on the sink
That’s a shitload of aigoos, damn you’re wealthy Kakoha.

Tatsumedical

3. What is your favorite nitrogenous base (in your DNA) ?
A) A
B) T
C) C
D) G

Answer: B/ while you shamelessly forgot about U, T never forgets, it always has it in mind shame

Spoiler: Q3 Comments

Spoiler: Gryff

3) Option D which is G for gangsta'. T for Thug works well too. Final answer G.

Spoiler: Panda

Strong A because the other letters aren't in Konoha

Spoiler: Gry

1. A for Asako

Spoiler: Hardy

D) G

Because poop jokes.

Spoiler: Teubier

A for Asako... no frigging clue for this one.

Erin

4. what’s your most embarrassig childhood memory?
A- had to kiss a classmate (on the cheek) and the entire class caught into it
B- had to dance in front of class while they laughed at me
C- a girl exposed me after confessing to her ("the worst she can say is no")
D- got the least grade and was bullied for it

Answer: B/ it's feels like my whole childhood was an embarrassment tbh XD but one instance that I remember is in primary school when the teacher was joking with us about something (I forgot what it was about) and the whole class is laughing and stuff and in the heat of the moment I made a little dance in my chair, but for some reason he made me get out and redo it in front of everyone, like why ? I used to respect that teacher.

Spoiler: Q4 comments

Spoiler: Panda

Hmmmmm A is haram and probably so is C. He might have been bullied for a bad grade by his parents but hard to say whether or not that is embarassing. Would he dance? I think Erichi might have only asked the questions and he provided the answer options given the formulation. I think B.

Spoiler: Teubier

C- a girl exposed me after confessing to her ("the worst she can say is no")
Can’t be the grade, Kakoha is a smart lad.

Spoiler: Gryff

4) A I guess.

Curious what situation would involve him needing to dance(presumably alone) in front of class? Hmm. C is plausible I guess but meh. D is nani? They bully for that? Usually it's the opposite XD

HardBum

5.Trouble time!

Who would you find attractive in MH other than Asako? No one is not allowed.

A- Farfalla
B- Hardy
C-Nashsilver
D-GrySun

Answer: B/ I will chose Hardy XD the way he talks is so attractive, let's be honest XD

Spoiler: Q5 Comments

Spoiler: Panda

If bro saw those wedding pictures he'd pick B for sure. B for BUM. HARDY UR A BUM!! host note: yes you are a bum. host host note: super bum.

Spoiler: Nash

5. C Surely my mason buddy wouldn't betray me here

Spoiler: Sam

5. D - I feel like this is the safest answer for Kako

Shinobevil

6.What's your special way of showing love to Asako?

A- Helping her with math, because numbers just aren't her thing.
B- Making her watch your favorite anime, and watching hers in return.
C- Tricking her and winning the MG, one way or another.
D- Sacrificing yourself to be the celebrity in her interview game.
E- Blaming her for whatever goes wrong.

Answer: E/ I don't think any if these is correct, so I'm going with the joke option XD most of you guys will chose it as well probably XD

Spoiler: Q6 Comments

Spoiler: Sam

(all of the above)

Spoiler: Panda

E. he's a man after all. bless.

Spoiler: Gryff

How is B showing love when she still has to watch your anime instead of you just watching hers with nothing expected in return. C, D, E haha.

BirthdayPigeon

7. If you had to move Countries Immediately (in current shitshow climate of the world) where would you go?

A- Indonesia
B-South Africa
C-Turkey
D-Canada

Answer: A/ I prefer to stay here in tunisia ngl, but if I HAD to move, I would probably chose Indonesia. it's a beautiful country and they have very welcoming ppl, also in alot of other countries, I see a lot of mulims who are getting discriminated just for being muslim lol. and I'm not prepared to tolerate that.

Spoiler: Q7 Comments

Spoiler: Sam

7. D - Only way I see Kako going to Turkiye is if he needed work on his hairline like Copan

Spoiler: Panda

Canada. Money. D.

Spoiler: Teubier

D- Canada
Where Kakoha’s smarts would be fully appreciated and rewarded.

Gryffinpoor

8. Young Kakoha, tell me about a personal regret of yours, preferably something related to school, work, family, love, or other serious topics. Please refrain from stuff like "I regret not nightkilling GrySun 'cause then he got me lynched the next day XD" or "I regret not going with my friends and playing Kirby 'till 2am XDD" or "I regret misbehaving when I was 12 and getting grounded XDDD". You get the point.

A- Regretted not studying enough to make it to a better university
B- Regretted not being there for a close friend when they really needed it
C- Regretted starting a relationship in the past
D- Regretted missing a very good work deal because I wanted to study more.

C/ I honestly very rarely regret a decision I make. I'm not saying I'm so good I only make good decisions but I'm truly believe that every decision I make whether it leads to "good" or "bad", it's probably a better outcome than what I would have got if I chose differently. and tbh even if that's not the case, regretting won't help, and I have no idea what would have happened if I chose differently, so it's better to learn from experience and to improve in the future. with that said, for the sake of the game, one decision that I "regret" and I would have done differently is my previous relationship. I probably shouldn't have started it, it was wrong timing and wrong person. but let's be fair, I still have learning something, even from that bad experience lol.

Spoiler: Q8 Comments

Spoiler: Gryff

8) Hmm, A.

I remember him saying he was a "backbencher" and maybe that came back to rear it's head when it was time to further his education.

Spoiler: Panda

Again, he must have produced these answers himself. I think A.

MasonSilver

9.Kakoha places his hands on the palace doors. There is no going back, he must face the court alone for the crimes of his family. He pushes them open, leaving bloodstained marks on the woodwork, and walks in with confidence.

The hall is half empty, the seats with no living owners a testament of the mafia's crimes. The remaining elite turn to look at him with scrutiny and revenge in their eyes. They do not know he was the one to commit all the murders, but they can feel it.

They erupt in accusation. Fingers fall on Kakoha, it seems hopeless.
He scans the hall for his one partner in crime, the only member of his family left.
She debates the ones who care to listen but to no avail. She raises her finger at him too.

A) He stays silent. He will give them no satisfaction for their revenge.
B) He claims innocence. There is no world in which his intentions were evil!
C) He points at his enemies. They are the ones who did this, it's clear as day!
D) He points at his sibling. She is the one who is more evil than I!
E) He surrenders and thanks one of his enemies. Once he is executed, they will suffer in association to him.

Answer: C/ if I'm getting executed anyways, it's worth a shot, maybe they believe me and I can get away with it

Spoiler: Q9 Comments

Spoiler: Panda

B. It was Asachis fault

Spoiler: Teubier

A) He stays silent. He will give them no satisfaction for their revenge.
Headstrong Kakoha.

Hermit

10.Favorite superhero out of the following?
A.Superman
B.Batman
C.The Flash
D.Deadpool
E.Spiderman

Answer: E/ I didn't watch superman nor batman nor deadpool XD I watch some of flash and got bored fast. tho I watched many spiderman movies and enjoyed them ! that's the only reason I'm picking him

Spoiler: Q10

Spoiler: Teubier

D.Deadpool
I hesitated with Spiderman, bondage-wise, but Deadpool is simply too funny.

Spoiler: Panda

He doesn't like any of these I think. If I had to pick maybe B. Konoha is like gotham.

Spoiler: Sam

10. E - No condom forever or whatever Black Panther said

kiki

11. What is the best weather?
A-spring weather: not too hot not too cold, no rain.
B- winter weather: cold weather, don't mind rainy days.
C- summer weather: hot sunny days are my favourite.
D- moderate cold with no rain.

Answer: A/ since it's weather not season, I'd say spring weather (not too hot not too cold, no rain). if it was season, I would have probably chosen summer

Spoiler: Q11 Comments

Spoiler: Teubier

C- summer weather: hot sunny days are my favourite.
Kakoha is still young enough for summer.

Spoiler: Panda

A or B because he's in a sunny country. What's cold to us might be comfortable mid 10s to him. Lets try A.

SirSam

12.What do you think would be the worst thing for you to experience?
A) Extreme male pattern baldness that surpasses what Copan has and thoroughly denies
B) Be stuck in an elevator that stopped working for a few hours with the aussie boys Sam, Brando (and others who I won't name) that have been out on footy friday to watch some footy, sink some piss (beers etc.), and then ended the night with kebabs and burritos (uh oh stinky farts)
C) Being forced to sit through a six hour lecture from Juviii on horoscopes and zodiac shit, but every time you don't pay full attention, fall asleep etc. she starts over from the top
D) Visiting Kiki for an hour only for him to start sticking legos up his bum and force you to watch (say the magic word and he'll let you have a turn)

Answer: C/ OMG, NO, not astrology, I can't handle it please spare me from that
Host note: he prefers legos up his bum, Sam farts and permanent baldness over astrology...wow. Kiki prepare those legos!

Spoiler: Q12 Comments

Spoiler: Sam

12. D - If you said xD as part of your reaction to this question then you have to help Kiki build the Lego Pikachu

Spoiler: Panda

First of all, only reason I lack hair is because that evil pervert keeps shaving me before she attempts her demonic hanky panky. Second, if he was stuck in an elevator with Sam, he'd suffocate.

I think A is permanent (IN SAMS CONCEPTION), B there's no time frame given, C he has to sit in for 6 hours to listen to her yapping. D is haram. This is tough. He might pick B after all, and hope for the elevator to be fixed soon.

Spoiler: Gryff

12) D
They all bad, especially the astro one(yikes!) but if he chooses any other option then ....

Spoiler: Teubier

Fear of dogs.

Teubier

13.Let go once in a while, you are a loose lily floating down an amber river...
A. I’m not loose, what are you on about?
B. A lily? I’m not french but sure, I’m royalty like that.
C. Only if it’s an amber river of soy sauce.
D. I never let go, you are welcome to find out why.

Answer: D/ I had to google this to get it XD I didn't know the quote. anyways, letting go isn't good u know, so I guess let's go with option D

Spoiler: Q13 Comments

Spoiler: Panda

I'll go with B because it is the explicitly non-French answer

Leaderboard Round 2
1st: AnimePigeon = -1 pts
2nd: Hardy, Shinobi, Panda= -3 pts
3rd: Gry, kiki, Hermit = -5 pts
4th: Erin, Nash, Sam = -7 pts
5th: Teubier; Tatsu = -9 pts
6th: Gryff = -11 pts

Total Leaderboard:

1st: AnimePigeon, Hardy= 4 pts
2nd: Panda = 2 pts
3rd: Erin = 0 pts
4th: Kiki, Shinobi, Hermit= -2
5th: NashSilver, GrySun = -4 pts
6th: Gryff, Sam = -6 pts
7th: Teubier = -8 pts
8th: Tatsumaki: -10 pts

Spoiler: Results

Please send an Open Ended question in the next 24h

Countdown​

 

[SirSamuel016]

Wow, I thought he wouldn't want to shove legos up his bum for sure

 

[GrySun]

The only world where he doesnt pick A in 12 is if he's already bald/balding. Learned something new about Kakoha!

 

[Kakoha]

Leaderboard Round 2
1st: AnimePigeon = -1 pts
2nd: Hardy, Shinobi, Panda= -3 pts
3rd: Gry, kiki, Hermit = -5 pts
4th: Erin, Nash, Sam = -7 pts
5th: Teubier; Tatsu = -9 pts
6th: Gryff = -11 pts

OMG, YOU'RE ALL BAD WTH

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Wow, I thought he wouldn't want to shove legos up his bum for sure

we changing rules huh, I thought I only had to watch. 1 hour is way less suffering then 6 hours

 

[SirSamuel016]

we changing rules huh, I thought I only had to watch. 1 hour is way less suffering then 6 hours

You can have a turn if you say the magic word

But still, it gave me a laugh seeing you say Juviii is worse

 

[Copy Panda]

OMG, YOU'RE ALL BAD WTH

you keep giving the wrong answers!!

The only world where he doesnt pick A in 12 is if he's already bald/balding. Learned something new about Kakoha!

baldha ka

 

[Teubier]

OMG, YOU'RE ALL BAD WTH

you keep giving the wrong answers!!

True that.
It will be overkill with the open ended questions. I smell a good minus 15 incoming.
Sorry for being so bad at guessing your answers Kakoha.

 

[Juviii]

You can have a turn if you say the magic word

But still, it gave me a laugh seeing you say Juviii is worse

He prefers legos in his bum and Hardy the BUM. Just saying...