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LOOK AT HIM! He's probably got pussy thrown at him from every direction. Though if it's any characters we know, it's either Mira or Jenny, even though he and Cana were meant for one another.

Loke is a manwhore. Zeref, and Jelly-man are both metrosexual, emo half-men. Zeref is a murderous sociopath that likes having sex with underage girls. Jelly-legs is an emo turd that literally runs away every time Erza throws the pussy his way. Sting's a dick and he parts his hair in the middle...

Dude, that body is the best part. He looks like a Greek god. How can you like wrestling and not appreciate this fine specimen of manhood? Those girly boys like Jellal, Zeref, and Loke can't even compete (and he's got a better romantic track record than the three of them). Plus he's ruggedly...

Thems is fightin' words. Square up.

Damn, I am way too late for this. But let me say, holistically, Laxus x Cana is the most realistic ship in the series and it does so without following into an archetypal relationship.

Laxus is a 24/25 year old narcissistic megalomaniac. He's probably slayed so much pussy over the years to feed his ego that it's unreal. Cana seems most plausible, due to the symmetry of the characters. They're also pretty much clones of Let and Julia from Rave Master, so it's not hard to...

I agree on almost all of these, but I have to say that if Hades has access to Grimoire Heart, he'd beat Mard Geer high difficulty. And with Acnologia, logic dictates that if August copied Acno's magic, he'd have the same capabilities. The deciding factor would be Acno's overwhelming physical...

Irene tries to kill her daughter, then says she can't kill her daughter and kills herself. Jellal was being controlled and still whines like a little bitch eight years later. Sting, Rogue, and Minerva didn't give two shits about their guildmates, then all of a sudden they're Mary fucking...

Nah, Irene. Love me some sloots.

Hades is the only one to stay a villain to the bitter end. Irene "an hero"'d like a little bitch. Jellal's still a little emo bitch. Laxus is cool, but murdering an entire town would have been a total panty-drencher. Sabertooth were both pushovers and bitches. Future Rogue was a little bitch...

Twilight Ogre was the undisputed GOAT

If you say anyone but Laxus, you're dead to me.

Laxus x Cana is the best couple. Jellal can't even stick around long enough to seal the deal with Erza, who's been throwing pussy at him from all sides for the last three years. Natsu friendzoned Lucy for the time being. Gajeel and Levy are great. Elfman and Ever are great. Kinana and Erik are...

Same. Brandish was never given her time to shine. She could have essentially killed everyone with a wave of her hand.

Battle of Fairy Tail. Nothing felt better than watching the guild be destroyed from the inside out by four people. Then watching Gray get his ass kicked by Bixlow and seeing Laxus almost murder Natsu. Just a really feelgood arc.