Ray Barracuda

Next Messi game is near end of January.......please help me oh God.

I am not your strongest soldier, can't go on that long without a Messi masterclass to bless my timeline.

Random personal info.

The fact that there was personally a time in my life where anal was the only thing I was interested in doing will never cease to amaze me.


Like the phase actually laster four fucking months, still don't know what came over me.


Only thing I can say is thank God in that time period I didn't actually fall so deep as to eat ass.

The best blood bender in fiction and literal coolest too.

Best incarnation of the monkey king and I'm hearing zero arguments.

Need a new TOG chapter fast, my impatient ass can't do this shit.


Until then, my beloved GOAT Lionel Andres Cuccittini Messi, I need you to drop a masterclass tomorrow and win that 46th trophy so I can be fed for days.

The absolute fucking aura of that sidestep.