Halloween Special -
"And if you gaze long into the TV screen , the TV screen and you will become close friends who will experience magical adventures together "
by Shionoro
Comments: Shionoro is the best Shio, but also the worst Noro. You be the judge.
Helloween is about candy. But candy can take so many different shapes on forms.
When you're a kid, the definition is quite literal. Ben was no kid.
And when you are a teen, it's quite obviously sex and drugs. But Ben was no teen either.
And when you're old and single, your drug on helloween is your TV, and with it the reruns of once beloved shows and some cheap horror flicks they butchered so they can send them early.
You can find that pathetic if you want to, but Ben liked the reruns. Hell of a lot better than embarassing yourself at 'old people parties' where 50 year old men desperately try to find 'love' and all this other kiddy crap. He once had his wild times, they are over, and and he was fine with the life he leads now. He just hated the people and mechanisms in this world which want to prevent him from just hanging arround in front of a screen when he wanted to.
He peeked onto the silly loony toons watch he kept since childhood. It told him 'that's all folks' and also that it was almost 9pm.
Time to get excited for the dark shadows marathon.
The door rang. Talk about timing , Ben thought to himself. It's not like he didnt know what happens in the shower scene of Psycho, but it's still nice to eat pizza while the killer stabs that lady down. Can't these damn kids take a hint? His house is the only one in the whole lane without any decoration, how likely do they think it is that he has candy?
But Ben was not a bitter man. Deep down, he enjoyed playing the angry old men shouting the kids to get away from his property and threaten to chase them. It's what the kids enjoy at helloween, don't they? Some Drama. May they have it.
He quickly tried out his 'angry redneck' face in the the mirror. Then an idea of genius struck him. He left a snickers on the floorshelf before. He would eat it in front of there eyes, and THEN scream at them. Comfortable in his role, opened the door, ready to shout.
But noone was there.
Little fuckers. Ben sighed. The street was really empty. It's strange, usually you'd hear lots of screams and laughter on helloween, but right now you'd hear a..
A scream from the old barn across the road?
Ben was about to shut the door, and any other night, he would have done it.
But tonight, curiosity got the better of him. He deployed the snickers in his shirtpocket and walked towards the barn
Helloween is about adventures.
In young years it is about having them, in old age it is about remembering them.
But somehow, Ben began to feel young when he inhaled the cool autumn air into his lungs and smelled the moist leafs.
He tried to push the door open, but it was blocked.
God knows how long that barn stood there, but it belonged to noone and noone used it. It was just there, sometimes making the wind howl through all its cracks. At least noone will sue me for breaking in. Still, Ben was undecided. The Barn might belong to noone, but was it okay to break the door open? Leave alone with his old bones? Ben was about to turn arround when he heard a strange growling noise and scared whimpering from inside the barn. There goes nothing. Fuck my knee.
Ben didnt exspect it himself, but his body hadn't forgotten his army time. The door burst open and then, when the streetlights' rays entered the darkness of the barn, he saw it: A creature in the clothes of a man. Or were his eyes playing tricks on him and it was a man after all? It didn't matter, because monsters in the clothes of men and men who are monsters share a trait: Harming the weak.
This is why Ben didn't get scared due to the creatures fangs. instead, he got insanely angry due to the creatures claws and the neck of the boy they embraced.
The ensuing fight was short, but nasty. Ben was not as strong and fast as the thing and his liver and chest paid for that.
I am not going down that easily.
He hurt it. Damn, he hurt it. One punch at a time. The beast let out a scream of pain after Ben thought he had broken its nose.
Ben stared into hateful wild eyes in the dim light. But his own eyes must not have been much different, since the beast seemed to realize that he wouldn't back down. With a last cry, it pushed him to the side and ran away too fast for ben to even think about following it.
Ben's first reaction was to smile at the boy, who was scared out of his mind and cowered in the corner.
Ben's second reaction was to puke until there was nothing left.
It took some minutes until he pulled himself together and got the crying boy out of the barn.
"Are you hurt, son? Your neck?"
"N...No..."
"Don't worry, pal. The man is gone".
"It....It was no man."
They were both under shock, so they probably had both seen things. But then...Then why do i have this giant bloody scratch on my shoulder?
"Let's don't get carried away here. It was an evil guy and he is gone. Alright?"
"It chased me....And after...after i ringed your door.......It...He....wanted to...In the barn...wanted to...."
"He didn't. That's what counts. I heard you ring, i heard a scream from the barn and then that guy seemed less like a monster but more like a little coward to me after i broke his nose. You saw that, right? BAM! and he cried."
Ben imitated a punch and an exaggerated high pitched cry to make the boy feel better.
It worked, he laughed while still having tears in his eyes.
"When I....sniff....When he attacked me, i kicked him as hard as i could. That is the cry you have heard, mister!"
"Good boy. See? I'm old, so next time, you will handle that coward yourself, right?"
The boy smiled. Ben kinda liked that kid. Fuck it, he deserves some treat after that trick.
"Where do you live? Need a ride home?"
"No sir, i was almost at home. It's the house right there at the end of the road."
"Fine. This is for you. Remember how brave you were, alright?"
Ben handed over the miracoulously undamaged snickers and his watch. There was really nothing else he coulda given away and it would have felt bad to not give something.
"Gonna break this barn down myself if I have to. You won't have to see it everyday, i don't think anyone will care."
"Thanks sir, you are really cool! Next helloween I will ring with all my friends and give YOU some sweets!"
Oh fuck me.
" Alright then pal, looking forward to it. Now it is time to go home. I bet you mom's worried."
The boy wave goodbye on the way back and Ben watched until he went inside the house.
Should i go to the hospital? Naaah, I feel lucky today....
Helloween is about coming of age. fear and overcoming fear.
But Ben's age already came. So Helloween is about fucking enjoying it.
He ordered another Pizza, let himself fall into his cozy armchair and smiled when the first episode of the Dark Shadows marathon started.