Theory Akatsuki/Madara's plan B( Can't possibly fail if invasion/Bijuu plan does not work)

Baron Hugenstein · Jun 15, 2008

I had this idea for quite some time now, and it is crack

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My idea is simple: instead of Akatsuki achieving their goals by the Ninja way, they would achieve them by Entertainment means, i.e movies and plays.

Plan B

The roles are:
Zetzu: Cameraman and creator of natural backgrounds.
Pain: The producer.
Kisame: Responsible for water effects and security.
Itachi: Main script writer.
Konan: Responsible for paper supply and aides Itachi in screenplay writing.
Deidara: In charge of special effects.
Sasori: Supplier of the many 'free' actors, crew and stunt doubles, and aides Deidara in special effects.
Hidan: Host of "Do You Know Your Jashin???".
Kakuzu: Financial adviser and security.
Tobi: Stand up comedian.
Orochimaru: Host of "The Next Bishie Idol".

However, Orochimaru was kicked out of the production team because ratings have dropped after a scandal with a certain Uchiha Sasuke( who happens to be the screenplay writer's brother).

The minions of AK members are the actors. But AK members participate as actors sometimes.

Ps: They are struggling against Jiraiya's network of "special" Movies.

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Plan c
Thanks to the great collaboration of hunter71485, there has been an update in the cast of Akatsuki, due to the factor of their sudden "promotions".
The new list is as follows:

Pain - stunt double and weather effects provider
Konan - director's assistant; make-up artist
Zetsu - location scout, cameraman
Kisame - waterboy
Madara/Tobi - producer/scriptwriter/director/final editor.... ~~The guy does everything~~

And the New cast:

Sasuke - actor in the leading role
Suigetsu - Trusty sidekick (who gets all the chicks)
Juugo - Monster of the week
Karin - Rabid Fangirl/ security

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Tell me what you think!!
Suggestions and Ideas are always welcome