Amane vs Banda

[Kaoz]

Hardy​		mio (aceakaya)​

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Rules

• You are allowed to vote for one character.
• Voting ends after 4 days.
• The winner receives 3 additional votes. In case of a tie, no additional votes are awarded.

 

[Hardy]

Mamoru Inoue here. Prior to this event, I had a chance to interview the coaches at the U-17 camp, and they granted me very interesting pieces of Data that I'm allowed (and of course, will) share with you!

Let's see what these two contestants bring to the table, shall we?

Spoiler: Data

Speed: How fast his game is and how fast he reacts towards his target.
Power: How powerful his looks are and the impact they have.
Stamina: How much they can endure and how much they can do without a rest.
Mental: How they react towards their target, different approaches and even tactical knowledge.
Technique: How skilled they are when performing.

Spoiler: Amane

Amane Hikaru
Nickname: David
Kurobe's Analysis: The most recent winner of the "Love Ranking", giving Atobe his first defeat, Amane Hikaru has plenty tools at his disposal when it comes to seducing women... as long as he doesn't open his mouth.
Speed [4]: He never misses a chance to say one of his puns thanks to his great reaction time. Talking to women is, perhaps, just another excuse for him to have more opportunities to unleash his puns.
Power [6]: His looks are something quite out of this world, going beyond perfection, basically entering the realm of art.
Stamina [5]: He seems to have a never ending fuel tank when it comes to puns. Not even the highest wall can stop him.
Mental [1]: For the lack of better words, his approach is disappointing. Not only does he interact with absolutely everyone the same way, but his goal is none other than his own amusement.
Technique [1]: Even though he is naturally gifted when it comes to looks, his skill is a totally different story, and he doesn't seem to desire to change this. "Pft" is not a very good compliment, either.

Mifune Memo: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY AND WHY WONT HE SHUT UP JESUS CHRIST!? WE GOT THE WEIRDEST CHILDREN IN THIS CAMP!!!

Spoiler: Banda

Banda Mikiya
Nickname: Banji
Kurobe's Analysis: Even if his physique is not what it used to be in his better years, his knowledge is amazing and he knows how to make it work. He is totally a MiddleSchooler by the way.
Speed [3]: It is rumoured that, when it came to women, his Speed used to be as impressive as his student, Sengoku, but it still remains decent nowadays as expected.
Power [1]: His looks clearly have a big impact, just not the one he desires.
Stamina [4]: As we've seen in the past when he tried to recruit players for his team, he is restless when it comes to convince he is the best out there. Only his body is stopping him from reaching perfection in this matter.
Mental [5]: This sly fox knows the ins and outs of the art of seduction. He might not change your mind, but he will definetly make you second guess your choice, and that's where his passionate game lies in.
Technique [5]: His tactical knowledge also covers different skills and techniques. No one should let their guard down in front of him, else it would end in the instantaneous demise of his target.

Mifune Memo: WHO THE FUCK LET THIS RAISIN IN THE CAMP??? THIS IS NOT EVEN LEGAL WHAT THE FUCK!!! OK TO BE HONEST SOME DECADES AGO I USED TO CLUB WITH HIM, COOL GUY, HOPE HE DESTROYS THESE SHITTY KIDS.

That's it for now! We have two top contenders facing each other in an early final. But whose style is better? That's up to you to decide!

I'll be giving more (totally official) data to my dear readers in the near future. Be sure to check often!

 

[Holycow]

i dont have a daddy kink, but i do have a davi kink

 

[mio (aceakaya)]

look at that smile. how can you not vote for him

 

[terutan]

banji is like old sengoku. not sure if that's a good thing but i voted for him anyway.

 

[Waterlinkedgirl]

banji is shady af but hell does he have the aura
tho puns are personal taste here
hmm...

 

[Hardy]

All those high quality shitposts drained my posting abilities a bit '-'

In any case, I really think David is a non contest vote here, honestly. Sure, as a troll nomination, Banji is pretty decent (and instead of shitting on him I'll rather praise my dude instead), but David is a very handsome, talented, hard working and cheerful guy. It's only a matter of enjoying his hundred daily puns... or at least tolerate them, lmao. In that last way, I guess I'm like him and I'd like to think it's not something horrible '-''''

Also, he likes carpentry, that's cute.

--- Double Post Merged, Nov 15, 2017, Original Post Date: Nov 15, 2017 ---

Correction, Banji is decent AT BEST* fight me Mio.

 

[mio (aceakaya)]

take that back hardy

Banji is not just decent-- he is a spawn of goodness, a legend in the teniworld who can even deal with the violent Akutsu with such a loving smile (!!) along with patience and love. He is the ultimate choice for an ideal husbando.

When analyzing characteristics, David loves and cherishes his puns more than his lover. His ideal type in a girl is one who would laugh at his lame jokes instead of having a certain appearance or personality, showing that his jokes are top priority. He would probably buy special pens, highlighters, and washi tape for his joke book, perhaps even taking it on more dates than he does with you. His jokes are the last he says goodnight to and the first he greets in the morning, so texting you is the last on his mind. Christmas? He spent all his money on a new leather notebook cover for his joke book instead of buying a cute dress for you. Instead of thinking about you like a lover would, he only thinks about his puns. If you and his puns were drowning, he would dive in the Pacific Ocean to save his puns. His jokes > Bane > everyone else.

Banji, on the other hand, respects all women and is the ultimate gentleman (Yagyuu approves). He extremely kind, loving and humble, yet he also has a mysterious aura that makes us wonder what is on his mind, pulling you in with every smile. He would gladly go on long walks just to listen to your problems and help you solve them with his gentle kindness that can wash your problems away. As a working adult, he would shower you with gifts and affection, making him the best s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ ̶d̶a̶d̶d̶y husbando. He has plenty of wisdom to know how to treat a woman with the respect she deserves compared to these childish middle school boys.

In conclusion, Banda Mikiya is the ultimate form of the best husbando that these little boys look up to. Please make the right decision and vote for Banji. Thank you.

 

[Lupin]

Not gonna lie, the fact that David likes carpentry made me reconsider for a hot minute.