Naomi, In case you discovered a new element. What will you name it? Naomideeium? Hillarium? Texanium? Zeldanium? Malfoyium?
I won't call it impossible, but it is extremely unlikely that I would ever discover a new element. Don't eat that crap Iron Man 2 fed to you. If by some magical happening I helped discover the element with atomic number 119 (which would exist for fractions of a second and is somewhat insignificant), then IUPAC would rush in and name it ununonium or whatever's latin for "119".

Perhaps I could discover a new isotope or something, but you don't really name those necessarily.
If we're just talking pure fantasy here, though... Hmmm... I think I would name it after my last name Jacquium or Kellium after my youngest sister. Something along those lines. Or maybe I would name it FuckUium just for shits and giggles. What would YOU name a newly discovered "element" or perhaps what would you name a newly discovered planet?
And just a fun fact I don't really like Texas for the most part so I would not name anything after it. Also, Malfoy is not my favorite character.
Although I applaud you for breaking the silence!!
Not to mention... funforiyum!!
Is that what you would choose, Charlie? XD