Because Chocolate Can't Get You Pregnant

[riki]

Did you also send him on secret missions?

LOL No, they would get killed

 

[goldb]

You should've sent them for sure then

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I've sprained my wrist playing football. I'm trying to not move it too much now, so I'll see how it feels in the morning.

 

[riki]

 

[goldb]

I need a massage

 

[Xadyu]

I need a massage

Well, hello there.

 

[Asclepius]

I need a massage

More?
We know you sprained it after some "massage".

 

[goldb]

Well, hello there.

Not you!

More?
We know you sprained it after some "massage".

Who's we? and have you been watching me...?

NO! I was playing football

 

[Asclepius]

Yes, we are everywhere, watching you do your... drinks.

 

[Xadyu]

Not you!

But my hands can do magic..

 

[goldb]

Yes, we are everywhere, watching you do your... drinks.

WHO IS WE?!!

you mean my milkshake?

But my hands can do magic..

Keep your magic to yourself....

 

[Xadyu]

WHO IS WE?!!

Keep your magic to yourself....

Like you don't know.

Your loss man..

 

[Asclepius]

WHO IS WE?!!

you mean my milkshake?

We always liked to spy your boys yard.

 

[goldb]

I feel like my privacy has been violated.

I need to get tinted windows in my bedroom

 

[Xadyu]

I feel like my privacy has been violated.

I need to get tinted windows in my bedroom

Only just now?

 

[benelori]

So Bobby is a voyeur?

 

[Xadyu]

So Bobby is a voyeur?

Not by choice.

 

[goldb]

So Bobby is a voyeur?

I'm not...really

I'm being voyeur-ed

 

[xi0]

He's an exhibitionist

 

[Asclepius]

He likes to massage.

 

[riki]

Where?