Word Play "Because" Thread

[scav]

he's strange because he doesn't like pizza

 

[Naomi]

He doesn't like pizza because... wait, what?

Who doesn't like pizza?

 

[Nanoi]

Wait, what? Because it seems so sexy.

 

[Naomi]

It seems so sexy because it's Italian.

 

[Nanoi]

It's Italian because of it's famous sausage. :F.

 

[Naomi]

It's famous sausage because Naomi is a vegetarian and only eats cheese, veggie, or pineapple pizza.

 

[Nanoi]

Naomi is a vegetarian and only eats cheese, veggie, or pineapple pizza because of how Paris Hilton turned into a lesbian.

 

[Naomi]

Paris Hilton turned into a lesbian because she probably thought it was the "hip" thing to do.

 

[alphabeta]

she probably thought it was the "hip" thing to do because she thought... wait... paris hilton can think?!

Moderator Notice:
LMAO! That was awesome, Alpha. XD~ Naomidee

 

[Adorien]

Paris Hilton can('t) think, because everyone knows that.

xD

 

[Naomi]

Everyone knows that because she makes a public mockery of herself on a regular basis. XD

 

[Nanoi]

She makes a public mockery of herself on a regular basis because she's white.

 

[Adorien]

She's white because she's dumb. xD

 

[Naomi]

She's dumb because of reality TV.

 

[scav]

of reality TV because Naomidee that sentence doesn't make sense

 

[BakaHaze]

Because scav just confuzzled me more?

 

[alphabeta]

scav just confuzzled me more because in this thread grammar means nothing

 

[BakaHaze]

The grammar in this thread means nothing because I was totally confuzzled?

 

[Adorien]

You were totally confuzzled because that's such a nice thing to be.

 

[Nanoi]

That's such a nice thing to be because it's attractive.