Word Play "Because" Thread

[Naomi]

I'm here now because I finally came home from work.

 

[alphabeta]

I finally came home from work because Alpha told me to

 

[Naomi]

Alpha told me to because he wanted to spend some quality Because Thread time with me.

 

[Tsu]

He wanted to spend some quality Because Thread time with me because he was getting lonely.

 

[Naomi]

He was getting lonely because he was feeling antisocial today.

 

[alphabeta]

he was feeling antisocial today because naomi can't come up with a good "because" reason

 

[Naomi]

Naomi can't come up with a good "because" reason because she's hungover!

 

[alphabeta]

she's hungover because she doesn't chills from times to times

 

[Naomi]

She doesn't chill from time to time because there are too many things to do.

 

[riki]

There are too many things to do because I procrastinate.

 

[Naomi]

I procrastinate because it is the most embedded aspect of my personality. <---sad but true

 

[alphabeta]

it is the most embedded aspect of my personality, because i need to learn more english to find out, what the word procrastinate means

 

[Naomi]

I need to learn more English to learn what the word procrastinate means because Riki and Naomi keep using it to describe themselves.

(procrastinating is waiting until the last minute to do something. like studying for a test the night before you take it)

 

[Evil3ye]

Riki and Naomi keep using it to describe themselves, because the two of them are lazy beings.

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

the two of them are lazy beings because its better that way.

 

[Naomi]

It's better that way because a lazy mod is a happy mod.

 

[Iceiphoenix]

Unless the said person is a workaholic, because he/she would actually like working.

 

[Naomi]

He/she would actually like working because he is insane.

 

[Magnus]

He is insane because he got hit in the head when he was a kid.

 

[Naomi]

He got hit in the head when he was a kid because he tried to steal my sammich.