Word Play "Because" Thread

[Naomi]

I drive a Bugatti Veyron because it speeds away fast when I'm doing a drive by.

 

[destiny4ever]

I changed my avy and sig because I want to promote the new season of one of my favorite anime series.

 

[Naomi]

I want to promote the new season of my favorite anime series because I want more fanbase and people to relate with.

 

[riki]

I want more fanbase and people to relate with because then I have more people to talk about the series

 

[Naomi]

I have more people to talk to about the series because I promoted it with my sex appeal

 

[alphabeta]

I promoted it with my sex appeal because this thread is dead now

 

[riki]

This thread is dead now because not a lot of people are posting

 

[alphabeta]

not a lot of people are posting it's summer and it's 35 degrees outside, and they're too lazy

 

[Naomi]

They're too lazy because skirt chasing is so tiring.

 

[alphabeta]

skirt chasing is so tiring because you girls are so_dang_cute and you can't stop

 

[Naomi]

We girls are so_dang_cute and can't stop because we have some major swag.

 

[Charlie]

you cant stop because you saw that video and went oh my god, these damn riots are so stupid.

 

[riki]

You saw that video and went oh my god, these damn riots are so stupid because you question the future of humanity.

 

[Naomi]

You question the future of humanity because kids these days have never heard of Fresh Prince or read Harry Potter.

 

[alphabeta]

kids these days have never heard of Fresh Prince or read Harry Potter because all they need is love kwodsn

 

[EvilGenious]

because...dammit, I'll at a lose for words...

 

[riki]

Dammit, I'll at a lose for words... because kwodsn has that kind of effect on people

 

[Naomi]

kwodsn has that kind of effect on people because he is the spawn of the Fun Forum.

 

[Charlie]

He is the spawn of the fun forum because him and the person above me are an "on and off"
type couple.

 

[Naomi]

Him and the person above me are an "on and off" type couple because MangaHelpers is full of illusions.