Word Play "Because" Thread

[xi0]

I'm a girl because I enjoy messing with your mind

 

[Naomi]

I enjoy messing with your mind because I lost mine a long time ago.

 

[wizzard]

I lost mine a long time ago becase i forgot where on the map it was

 

[xi0]

I forgot where on the map it was because I had it upside down, but it's not like I could tell with these sunglasses on

 

[Adorien]

I had it upside down, but it's not like I could tell with these sunglasses on because I can't see without my glasses nor can I be seen without my glasses.

(Johnny Bravo reference much.)

 

[xi0]

I can't see without my glasses nor can I be seen without my glasses because my sight isn't really that bad, but they're magical glasses with certain powers

 

[riki]

They're magical glasses with certain powers because they let me see through the fog.

[sizept=1]Persona 4 reference ftw[/sizept]

 

[alphabeta]

they let me see through the fog because it's been soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long since I last posted in here.

 

[riki]

It's been soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long since I last posted in here because it's sometimes hard to think of a creative reply.

 

[xi0]

Tt's sometimes hard to think of a creative reply because sometimes I get lost up there

 

[Adorien]

Sometimes I get lost up there because Xi0 uses too many Ts.

 

[xi0]

Xi0 uses too many Ts because clearly this keyboard is broken and it's all it's fault

 

[Adorien]

Clearly this keyboard is broken and it's all it's fault because Adi is sorry!

 

[xi0]

Adi is sorry! because she apologizes too much!

 

[Adorien]

She apologizes too much because she feels like it.

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

she feels like it because she is a good girl who'll get presents from Santa

 

[xi0]

She is a good girl who'll get presents from Santa because she wrote him the most lovey-dovey letter EVAR

 

[Riku]

She wrote him the most he most lovey-dovey letter EVAR because she has a serious thing for considerably older men.

 

[xi0]

She has a serious thing for considerably older men because can't get enough of silver foxes

 

[Teubier]

Can't get enough of silver foxes because solving and fixing is too damn fly.