Word Play "Because" Thread

[Naomi]

Solving and fixing them is too damn fly because it makes you an automatic badass.

 

[xi0]

It makes you an automatic badass because you're clearly up to some shenanigans and you don't care about what your friends and family think

 

[destiny4ever]

Because nobody posted here since December, I posted here today.

 

[Naomi]

Nobody posted here since December because Gary killed the thread.

 

[Teubier]

Gary killed the thread because he foresaw that two advanced healers would come to resurrect it.

 

[destiny4ever]

Because I’m currently watching “My Girl", my new favorite K-drama, and I would like to promote it in this thread.

 

[Naomi]

I would like to promote it in this thread because I am a fangirl!

 

[xi0]

I am a fangirl because I...fangirl at stuff?

 

[destiny4ever]

Because you’re a boy, shouldn’t you be a fanboy?

 

[Naomi]

You're a boy because I have seen the picture to prove it.

 

[Teubier]

I have seen the picture to prove it because I hired a gender detective.

 

[Naomi]

I hired a gender detective because sometimes Gary fangirls and things become unclear.

 

[Teubier]

Sometimes Gary fan girls and things become unclear because girls' sweat isn't impervious through this hellish humidity.

 

[xi0]

Girls' sweat isn't impervious through this hellish humidity because ...yeah I'd better not expand upon that

 

[Naomi]

I'd better not expand upon that because there could be some horrible repercussions from Naomidee.

 

[xi0]

There could be some horrible repercussions from Naomidee because she's just jealous and tends to lash out in a very violent way

 

[Naomi]

I tend to lash out in a violent way because I ave no patience for your insolence!!

 

[xi0]

You ave no patience for my insolence because you're a slightly learned cockney with anger issues.

 

[Naomi]

I'mma sligh-y learned cockney wih anger issues because I'm pinky from pinky and the braieen - ARRRGH.

 

[xi0]

You're pinky from pinky and the braieen - ARRRGH because you have a one-track mind and is clearly the brains of this operation...not