Word Play "Because" Thread

[Naomi]

I have a one-track mind and am clearly am the brains of this operation because the only other person in my operation is Nii-chan.

 

[Adorien]

The only other person in my operation is Nii-chan because he is my precious!

 

[xi0]

He is my precious because I hate him with a passion...that makes no sense, I love you niichan

 

[Naomi]

I hate him with a passion...that makes no sense, I love you Nii-chan because I'm glad the Because thread/Gary gave me an opportunity to say it.

 

[xi0]

I'm glad the Because thread/Gary gave me an opportunity to say it. because she's all over the place with the love/hate thing

 

[Naomi]

I'm all over the place with the love/hate thing because Nii-chan is a freaking roller coaster of a partner in world domination.

 

[Evil3ye]

Nii-chan is a freaking roller coaster of a partner in world domination because Naomi is pregnant.

 

[xi0]

Naomi is pregnant because Robert Downey Jr. slipped and fell on top of her

 

[Naomi]

Robert Downey Jr. slipped and fell on top of me because some sort of wonderful and divine energy/power let it be.

 

[wizzard]

Some sort of wonderful and divine energy/power let it be, because I told it to.

 

[Naomi]

You told it to because apparently you wanted all of my wildest dreams to come true.

 

[wizzard]

You wanted all of my wildest dreams to come true, because you're a good person.

 

[Naomi]

I'm a good person because I try to be honest.

 

[xi0]

I try to be honest because I have no room in my life for regret anymore

 

[Naomi]

I have no room in my life for regret anymore because I've spent long enough dithering in the past.

 

[xi0]

I've spent long enough dithering in the past because I have a hard time to getting over the time wasted.

 

[Naomi]

I have a hard time getting over the time wasted because I'm stuck in a certain frame of mind.

 

[wizzard]

I'm stuck in a certain frame of mind, because..., wait a minute that's not true.

 

[Naomi]

Wait a minute, that's not true because I am open-minded.

 

[wizzard]

I'm open minded, because I hate stuck up people.