Word Play "Because" Thread

[Naomi]

I hate stuck up people because there's nothing more unattractive than a rank ego.

 

[wizzard]

There's nothing more unattractive than a rank ego, because that's actually a sign of limited imagination or a personal opinion.

 

[Naomi]

It's also a sign of limited imagination or a personal opinion because i am a robot.

 

[destiny4ever]

Because this thread deserves some love I'm posting in here.

 

[wizzard]

I'm posting in here, because I love pretty people.

 

[destiny4ever]

Posting here because I would like to promote “Sakura-sō no Pet na Kanojo”. It is an anime that I’m currently watching and that has unexpectedly become my favorite one of this anime season. It is an underestimated series that deserves more love from the anime fandom. In short, I would describe Sakura no Pet as…Honey and Clover meeting Toradora. It is a romcom with the potential to become one of the best series of this fall anime season.

 

[scav]

*respect the rules deschan*
i love pretty people because i love beautiful things

 

[destiny4ever]

I love beautiful things because they make me smile.

*Sorry scav! I thought you only need to add “because” at the beginning of the post. *

 

[BASED Shinigami]

I like skipping at work because I get bored easily and it makes people turn their heads

 

[Naomi]

It makes people turn their heads because my momma gave it to me!

 

[wizzard]

My momma gave it to me, cause I'm dead ex doctor.

 

[Faust]

Because of "I'm Dead Ex Doctor" this thread died

 

[liductan]

this thread die because I was not participating.

 

[Naomi]

I was not participating because I forgot this thing existed and Alpha wasn't around to remind me.

 

[duchess of dork]

alpha wasn't around to remind me because in the first place, i wasnt around here for loooooong time!!!

(so now that im back, give me panda hugs!!!)

 

[Nast.J]

In the first place, i wasn't around here for a loooooong time because i was waiting for duchess of dork to give me a panda hug

 

[Naomi]

I was waiting for the Duchess of Dork to give me a panda hug because I just tried LSD.

 

[xi0]

I just tried LSD because I must have if I can taste colors

 

[kira]

I must have if I can taste colors because why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Battou]

Kira reviving dead threads because he can