Fun Thread Come and kill the the most recent post ^

[hunter71485]

*not really indy, but orochimaru in Indy's skin; spits self out far far away so kaliayev is crushed alone by the boulder*

 

[kaliayev]

*is really kasumi gyoubu so he merges with and passes through the boulder. he then grabs hunter and breaks all the bones in his body*

 

[hunter71485]

*performs the soul transfer technique on kaliayev*

 

[kaliayev]

*transforms into kouga gennosuke and reverses hunter's technique. then says, 'have fun in your broken body, you hostile bum'*

 

[hunter71485]

*which goes to show that kaliayev has been trapped in a complicated genjutsu from his first post, his body being eaten by moths because he is unconscious and everything he says from here on out is just his fantasy*

 

[kaliayev]

*quotes the zhuangzi, forcing hunter to realize that the dream is reality*

 

[hunter71485]

*didn't read the post above, but puts kaliayev's corpse in a public display for profit*

 

[kaliayev]

*laughs at the fact that hunter just identified himself as a communist and tells mccarthy*

 

[hunter71485]

*laughs at the fact that hunter just identified himself as a communist and tells mccarthy*

*murdered in the most brutal way possible for claiming that i'm a communist; contemplates on sending word to mods...*

 

[EvilGenious]

*blows up both hunter and kaliayev*

mwwaahhhhhh!

 

[kaliayev]

*turns out he had transformed into yakushiji tenzen before the explosion and reconstitutes himself after being blown to pieces*

*tells evilgenious that that technique won't work on him twice and starts eating hunter's remains*

mmm, bite-sized pieces.

 

[hunter71485]

*becomes a parasitic entity inside kaliayev, blowing him up permanently and restores body*

 

[EvilGenious]

*places a mind control jutsu on everyone and proceeds to throw satan off his throne*

 

[kaliayev]

*discovers that hunter obviously doesn't know who tenzen is, which means hunter doesn't realize that his method wouldn't work*

*whips out his katana, slices satan in half, and realizes that the only person he's killed without being under someone else's control is hunter*

 

[hunter71485]

*because i'm still inside kaliayev's body*

 

[kaliayev]

*has his demonic symbiont eject hunter from his body, leaves the parasite on the ground, and remarks that he isn't worth destroying in his current form*

 

[EvilGenious]

*proceeds to read ****** while kaliayev and hunter fight a neverending battle*

 

[kaliayev]

*sees the wisdom in above post and decides to go smoke some pot with some friends*

 

[EvilGenious]

*looks up from her doujin to find that kaliayev has left the building, then goes back to reading*

 

[hunter71485]

*laughs while reading thousands of ****** stored in a villa in hueco mundo, left parasitic body-turned-airborne virus to turn every living thing into refuse-eating mutants*