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[Imperium]

*impel down is sent to Impel Down for the murder of the great Imperium and while there is scared of my retribution and kills himself by stabbing himself in the heart meanwhile i've been brought back to health by the great doctor chopper!*

 

[Impel Down]

Imperium wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. As he looks around the room, he sees myself and a person covering their body in a sheet. I pull off the sheet and it's a sexy pregnant girl. Imperium dies of a nose bleed.

 

[Imperium]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*right before i die, i show the pregnant girls true form, its a naked Ian McKellen....impel dies of the shame of sleeping with Ian McKellen*

how is that for payback

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_McKellen

 

[Impel Down]

As I collapse on the ground, an exorcist runs in and throws a clove of garlic at Ian McKellen and he turns into Matthew McConnahey, and my shame goes away and I become rejuvenated! Then I kick you're already dead body.

 

[Imperium]

A time mage accidentally walks into the scene, seeing the Great Imperiums dead body begin molested he feels nothing but cold anger, rewinding the time around Imperiums body he brings me back to life. I arise to see my arch-enemy looking at me with fear in his eyes and i say " so impel-hime, your still alive....but not for long", i use flash steps to come behind impel and with one swipe of my sword, impels head hits the floor with a dull thud!

 

[Impel Down]

Of course, my head hit the flook because I slipped and bonked in on the ground, but in doing so, dodged his blade. Imperium fails to notice the dynamite I also threw into the air as I fell, and it landed on him, exploding and taking him out.

 

[Imperium]

Impel fails to realize, since I've been revived stuff like explosives, guns and dynamite do not effect me, i get up and walk over to impel. I hand him my gun and tell him save me the trouble and kill yourself, impel ask "why should i kill myself" i reply simply, "what does flook mean". Impel takes the gun aims carefully at his heads and says "Sayonara, sweet world" and shoots himself in the head!

 

[Impel Down]

As Imperium smiles and walks away, he notices that the bullet that was fired was not an ordinary bullet. Impel Down stands up and smiles and throws a knife at Imperium, who stands up and rams his head into it, killing himself. Impel Down picks up the gun and says, "Kufufufu, good 'ol Possession Bullet"

 

[GantzerVSNightmare]

Hmm..... the Ultimate battle between "Impel Down" and "Imperium" ends here !!
*Summons "Heist"(the Biggest Fearsome Phoenix)*
Go Rip 'em Off *says Gantzer*
Go Cut 'em in pieces *says Nightmare*

The Two Are Simply Gone , their heads are flying in the air , the Blood is everywhere !!

Kukukukukuku*Gantzer and Nightmare Dissapears like the Death Angel*

 

[Impel Down]

As the two begin to leave, Imperium and Impel Down appear in front of them, Impel glowing with lightning and Imperium's fists on fire. As the two deathly angels turn around, they see the figures they cut down vanish into fist and turn back to see a fury of blows coming from the two in front of them.

"Super Barrage of the Imps!" They scream as Gantzer and Nightmare are blasted back, into the sky. As they look out, with blurred vision, they notice the two fuse into...Loki! With his ring aglow, he pummels the two beaten fighters into the ground, where they get up and collapse again. A job well done.

 

[Imperium]

*claps impel on the back and says "the imp's sure showed him"*

 

[Impel Down]

*high fives Imperium* treaty!

 

[Imperium]

*agreed, now who shall we next eliminate*

 

[Impel Down]

...well, I guess we kind of killed of this topic, then.

 

[Imperium]

...true and it only lasted 3 pages

 

[Impel Down]

You broke the treaty on the HOT7!

*FALCON PUNCH!*
Who's Impel-hime now?

 

[Imperium]

*imperium is saved by ajikan, who shot thunder bolts out of their guitars at impel, who dies*

they saved me because im cool

 

[Impel Down]

As Imperium walks away, he sees that the lightning bolts were sucked into the guitars of...DETHKLOK! The music is so powerful that, like at many Dethklok concerts, blood spews from Imperium and he either kills himself or explodes somehow.

 

[Imperium]

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!!!!!!!​

The beatles come and just whop impel's ass...killing him

XDDDD

 

[Impel Down]

Plays "The White Album" and Imperium goes Charles Manson crazy, and I use that opportunity to rip his heart out.