Epic rants that "Evil" Naruto needs to throw in Naruto's face...
1. "Sauske was never your friend. He never liked you. He always hated you. He was jealous of you because you were a nobody and you were STILL better than him. He betrayed you and tried to kill you many times - and you should just kill him because you're better than he is."
2. "Sakura is such a selfish idiot. All she does is cry, and whine, and pine after Sauske and he doesn't even like her. She only uses you to get him back. She doesn't care about you. If you're attracted to her - fine - tap that piece and then throw her away like the trash she is. If she doesn't start worshiping at your feet then kill her yourself before Sauske does."
3. "WTF is up with you and Hinata, dumb@$$? She's the only one in the village that treats you like you deserve. Kill the pink haired billboard forehead and take Hinata how you want, when you want."
4. "Why didn't you march right into Konoha and make yourself Hokage? You saved the whole freaking village. They used you all your life. Now you saved them and YOU'RE in charge, baby. You could kill every last person in the village, including Tsunade. Don't ask to be Hokage. TAKE it. That village is your plaything and you EARNED it."
There are others I guess, but these are the top 4 epic Naruto rants that need to happen.
