Done Evil page of doom

[seme-_-uke]

Hi
I am trying to translate this page and its killing me...I think Kaoru Sasaki is the guy so she makes fun of him but some of the grammer and a couple kanji I cant get and google translation makes no sense...sry me a noob at this so if anyone can help ASAP that would be great...I will bow down to you forever　　XD

Crap　I cant post it on here...well here are the lines
あ　違うコイツ　　佐々木カオルの方

や　ホントウだ佐々木遙―！フルネームじゃんねー

まだつまめる！

タカノユリへ行け！そして苗字かえてこいバーカ

無茶ゆーな！バァカ

 

[boke]

[Context is missing, so here's my best shot]

Ah, no. This guy's Sasaki Kaoru

Wow, it's true! Sasaki Kaoru! [Possibly Sasaki Haru] And full name to boot!

We still can pack 'em in.

Get your ass over to Taka No Yuri! And then go back to space, idiot

Don't talk stupid! Asshole

 

[seme-_-uke]

Thank you...some of the word choice i may have to change but that helps me out