To start,
Marian Cross is terrible Husbando material, he's famous for disappearing for years, not letting anyone know where he was, and when he returned he kept being a bitch about it to everyone. He's the husband that leaves you and your child(ren) alone for the rest of your lives with
"I'll be right back, I need a new pack of smokes". He's an alcoholic cigarette-smoking gambling piece of shit who loves other women more than you, and is probably only with you because of money or other material stuff.
Best Husbando? WORST HUSBANDO!
The same goes for
Kaitou Kid, sure he looks amazing in that white suit. But he's a fucking thieving conniving liar. He fakes about every good thing he says and does just to get to your valuable assets. He betrays you every chance he gets and always blames it on doing it for "good reasons". He's no fucking Robin Hood, and even if he was, Robin Hood was also a fucking criminal. Don't let yourself get played by this bastard, his smile and/or gaze is not worth your life in shambles of prison or whatever. Don't trust this bastard!.
Best Husbando? WORST HUSBANDO!
Minato? Fucking Minato?! It's a fucking Naruto character, get the fuck out. Besides that.. he even looks like Naruto. Gross. Blegh! Aside from the fact THAT HE IS A FUCING ROTTING CORPSE. He went ahead and decided dying is better than living with you and your shit-son. A son so shitty, he cursed him by sealing a terrible monster inside of him. How the fuck can you love someone like that, how is that a good Husbando. He's a disgusting piece of trash that condemnded his family to pain and suffering.
Best Husbando? WORST HUSBANDO!
Where the fuck do I even begin with
Tsukimiya Ringo? He steals your clothes, your make-up, your jewelry, everything. You can never show yourself with him, because he's alwasy the better waifu. You're nothing compared to him and are always in his shadow. And he loves the fucking attention. He probably cheats on your every single fucking chance he gets. Traps are like that
, trust me.. I know.. He's having more affairs than he has stolen clothes in his closet and that's not a goo thing. Also, that child-bearing wish you had? Forget it, he's too waifu to impregnate you, and he'll probably dump you as soon as he sees you in pregnancy clothing, which he can't steal anyway.
Best Husbando? WORST HUSBANDO!
Now I had a little trouble dissing
Roronoa Zoro, he's fucking stunning. But he's also a typical husbando piece of shit. Always sleeping in, never doing any house-chores, only cares about his fucking workout routines and you can never trust him alone in the fucking supermarket because he forgets everything, buys the wrong shit and gets lost. By the time he's home, all the stuff that was supposed to go in the freezer has thawed! What's a useless bastard. He makes up for it in bed, but he's probably doing nothing more then checking himself out in the mirror. Sure, you can't blame him. But it's not just about him, it about you two. The only thing you can rely on with this guy, is him standing up for you when you need it and that makes it the best husbando so far SALTED.
Best Husbando? MAYBE WORST HUSBANDO!
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PART II DUE SOON, FUCK YOUR HUSBANDOS