Hold All The Crazy Inside

[xi0]

Shunsui x Ukitake

yay or nay?

Nay...neither conventional or crack

 

[Josef]

Shunsui x Ukitake

yay or nay?

You are so into Bleach pairings man. D:

 

[xi0]

Gah, we got to know, so we can start shipping them!

Calm your tits Mad Hatter

 

[Josef]

Calm your tits Mad Hatter

 

[xi0]

 

[Kaiten]

Sasuke x Pakkun would be more your speed? Or would Skull Knight x Puck be more to your liking?

 

[Josef]

 

[Nuno]

Sasuke x Pakkun would be more your speed? Or would Skull Knight x Puck be more to your liking?

I seriously fear for a Sasuke x Pakkun pairing. The way the story is going now, it's not out of the realm of possibility.

I can already see it. After this big mess of a battle is over, Sasuke randomly finds Kakashi taking a walk in the woods, picking some flowers. Sasuke charges Kakashi, but Kakashi reacts with a dog earth wall and follows up with summoning his dog pack. Suddenly a fissure erupts, and both Kakashi and Sasuke are at the brink of disappearing into the abyss. Pakkun is left with a difficult choice. Save Sasuke, his crush, or Kakashi, his owner. It's not tough to guess where it would go.

 

[Imperium]

I like crack pairings that make me laugh more than anything. Something like Koyemshi x Kon. But I'm also a sucker for conventionality, like Bert x Ernie...hell, they were practically married.

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[Josef]

The all-American male stache!

 

[xi0]

Sasuke x Pakkun would be more your speed? Or would Skull Knight x Puck be more to your liking?

I seriously fear for a Sasuke x Pakkun pairing. The way the story is going now, it's not out of the realm of possibility.

I can already see it. After this big mess of a battle is over, Sasuke randomly finds Kakashi taking a walk in the woods, picking some flowers. Sasuke charges Kakashi, but Kakashi reacts with a dog earth wall and follows up with summoning his dog pack. Suddenly a fissure erupts, and both Kakashi and Sasuke are at the brink of disappearing into the abyss. Pakkun is left with a difficult choice. Save Sasuke, his crush, or Kakashi, his owner. It's not tough to guess where it would go.

You two are retarded

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It's forbidden love...they're not even in the same conference, let alone division

 

[Imperium]

Who do you think is on top?

Rogers slowly unzips his tight trousers and whispers

"Show me your ring, Flacco"

I bet Rodgers is on top.

 

[Kaiten]

You two are retarded

That's not politically correct.

It's forbidden love...they're not even in the same conference, let alone division

Or as talented.

 

[Nuno]

You two are retarded

So condescending

 

[Kaiten]

Who do you think is on top?



I bet Rodgers is on top.

Flacco is a power bottom.

 

[Josef]

That's not politically correct.

Differently abled.

 

[Kaiten]

I seriously fear for a Sasuke x Pakkun pairing. The way the story is going now, it's not out of the realm of possibility.

I can already see it. After this big mess of a battle is over, Sasuke randomly finds Kakashi taking a walk in the woods, picking some flowers. Sasuke charges Kakashi, but Kakashi reacts with a dog earth wall and follows up with summoning his dog pack. Suddenly a fissure erupts, and both Kakashi and Sasuke are at the brink of disappearing into the abyss. Pakkun is left with a difficult choice. Save Sasuke, his crush, or Kakashi, his owner. It's not tough to guess where it would go.

I imagine Sasuke looking deeply into Pakkun's puppy dog eyes, crying, and declaring he doesn't need revenge anymore as long as he has Pakkun.

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Differently abled.

Much better. I would also accept "riding the short bus".

 

[Imperium]

Flacco is a power bottom.

I suppose he had no choice but to learn to enjoy it. It's hard to be on top in a dressing room with Ray Lewis.

 

[xi0]

Who do you think is on top?



I bet Rodgers is on top.

Did you get that from reddit?

Flacco is a power bottom.

Nah, I bet Rodgers is. He seems to have that spunky, yet effeminate attitude.

 

[Josef]

Much better. I would also accept "riding the short bus".

Too much of a euphemism.