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Q1 - Luke Littler
It has to be him right? Or maybe the dickhead who lost, punched something so hard he busted his hand, and then proceeded to hold said hand right on the pyro box.

Q2 - He likes it for the mafia games and the hens with ties that his MH plug recommends WH

Q3 - Shelving a gregg's sausage roll and having his partner eat it out of his hairy (or feathery) arse

Q4 - Blue Eyes White Dragon (also the name one of his favourite kinky sexo moves), and Dark Magician Girl WH

Q5 - Miami, Florida.

I would've said Los Angeles, California but I reckon Pigeon would go Miami because of all the plastic there. "Some silicones go to the left, some to the right, and some go both ways" -Dillon Francis

Q6 - That one mafia game thingo that operates slightly differently to the other place where he plays WH

Q7 - HE LIKES TO DO BOTH!

Q8 - Ask for a Dinner Date?

...Why do I feel like Pig might've said somethig like crack a fat or ejaculate prematurely

Q9 - Uber Eats

Q10 - Salinas Milton

Q11 - No

(both are smart birds)

Q12 - Jinx

I think she's his vibe.

Q13 - NaLi

NaLi is better than NaLu and no amount of groping makes NaLu worth anything

Q14 - Jinx and... Asako?

Idk Juvs, you might be too tsun/into astro for pige to get his hopes up there


Q15 - Cocaine-based erectile stimulant?

Q16 - I ain't doing all that, lemme use my Joker (or a skip).

Result: 3 correct + 1 joker, 3 WH, 9 wrong = -5
1. Luke Littler. He's well liked atm i think and winning a lot.

2. Kalshi is AP's fave site because you can place wagers on Mafia Games, including exotics on which town roles will be lynched on days one and two by meme or unverified investigative roles.

3. Whats body and origin? I'll go with belly button, that feels like an origin.

4. Dark Magician and Mirror Force

5. Florida

6. You don't lynch day 1

7. Crack your fingers

8. Smirk back to pretend his hardened pipe was intentional, and then advise her of a store room out back where she can receive a solid rogering. Later at night he retreats online to glaze overrated bums on discord.

9. I think he'll stay in Europe. I'll go with Austria, Slovenia or Portugal.

10. Salinas Milton

11. Joker

12. Erin

13. NaLu. I'm good with the usuals like GaLe, Elfgreen, Landi and GruVia here, and I suppose if he doesn't like Erza then jerza is ok. ZerVis absolutely not ok and will think differently about AP if true

14. Erin and Juviii. Save the Last Dance :nunogasm

15. A morning erection.

16. They are looking for a purpose to exist.

Boku no Hero Academia

Protagonist - Erin
Rival - CresentJinx
Funny Guy - digitaldude
The Ditzy Clairvoyant - GrySun
The Drunk Brawler - Marmalade lol
The Sharpshooter with a Medium Nose - Asako
The Faithful & Reliable Cheer Leader - Gryffindor most def
The Smart & Rapid One - Juviii
Wise Sage Teacher - Copan
The Guy as a VTuber - Samuel
The Antagonist - Brandish
The Evil Overlord - Evil3ye
The Loyal Dark Underling - xi0


Result: 5 right + 1 joker, 10 wrong = -4
Faust
1.Who is Pigeon's favorite UK athlete?
Hint: Darts player[/B]
Answer: Luke Littler


Xi0
2.Why is MH your favorite website? And if it isn't, what's your fucking problem, really?
Hint: Degenerates

Answer: he feels right at home with people like him.

Kiki

3.what is AnimePigeon's kink/fetish?
Hint: Body and Origin related

Answer: WH

Kako
4.You said u liked yu-gi-oh as a child right ? imagine you're bakura and you are forced to fight someone by summoning your monsters with your shadow powers. what card/cards would you use first and why ?
Hint: Popular cards in the show Dual Monsters. (2- one monster and one trap)

Answer: Kuriboh and Crush Card Virus for the OP anime combo.

Evil3ye

5.ICE breaks into your home, kidnaps you, and reverse deports you to the United States of America (bc you're white, cis hete male, and bri-ish). They give you the option to move anywhere though (WITIHIN the states, you cannot escape) where would you go?
Hint: Sunny coastal state that is popular in games.

Answer:

California

Shino

6.You can change one rule in any game you've played in MH. Which rule do you change?
Hint: Pigeon has voiced his opinion about this rule before.

Answer: REMOVE THE VOTELOCKS, LET US VOTE WITHOUT LIMIT.

Sam
7.Question 3: Do you prefer to crack your fingers or finger your crack?
Hint: No hint

Answer: Crack fingers.

Arrow
8.After an enjoyable dance, you are at the second song of the tanda and you keep dancing with the same girl, but what a girl she is. The embrace getting closer just by itself to the completely close one. Your left hand and her soft, elegant right hand are in the Goldilock zone of the firmness. You feel the warmness of her cheek, the her stimulated blood circulating from her heart, and of course, even more excited heart of yours. It feels you are not actually on stage with others. There is not even a separate you or her, just a single entity. Music is so faint on your ears and you are just stepping out of the memory of the rhythm, and now it ended. You two separated from each other with at most three inches and she mischievously smiles at you and looks into your eyes so intensely. How would you proceed?
Hint: Something SirSamuel would do.

Answer: WH

Wojak

9.Pigeon becomes a digital nomad. He visits different places while working from anywhere at his place. What would be his first destination?
Hint: No hint (he chose a few so any of those will count)

Answer: for sure going to Rio and Tokyo.

Grysun
10.Who is Pigeon's favorite character from Valkyria Chronicles?
Hint: Handsome NPC from VC1

Answer: Faldio Landzaat

James

11.Are Crows superior than pigeons?
Hint:No hint

Answer: no

Hardy
12.Which MH member you "wouldn't mind to have as girlfriend :3 "? ~
Hint: Girls that play MG

Answer: Erinyes.

Do I pick a single one?

Brandish

13.Who is your favourite romantic couple in all of Anime? Briefly justify your choice, please.
Hint: Fairy Tail
Answer: Erza and Jellal

Gryffindor

14.You're out for some scran lad, eating away while watching Sky Sports and nostalgia starts pouring through. Tears run down your face as you recall Bolton Wanderers legend, Bruno Fernandes, telling the world that dreams can't be buy. You realize that you must go from doubter to believer, in arduous pursuit of self-improvement. You can do this lad! No time, no energy, not the right people, all desmonds of the past!

This is the premise for "Save The Last Pigeon", a story about a lad named AnimePigeon who finds himself back in the world of dance, regaining his skill and becoming extemely popular while retaining a humble beak. You dance and you dance, and you're so good, and you're so popular, but something is missing. That's right, you can't do this alone, you need a supporting cast, as you put it in the last round-"the right people to feel comfortable with". Your fellow MH'ers are recruited to join you and it appears love begins to blossom.

You begin to teach the first MH'er all you know about dance:


You're out on the dance floor with the first MH'er when the second MH'er shows up wanting some of the action as well:

But there's trouble in paradise, now the MH'ers are fighting over you:


So Pigeon lad, in your moment of vanity, who are the 2 MH'ers that you'd wish would fight for your heart :blushbirb
Hint: girls that play MG
Answer: omg all that to ask the same shit I did.
Erinyes and... Marmalade? 👀

IL 10

15. I am not broken, though I deviate from the design.
I fire in patterns, yet arrive as thought.
I decide what is allowed into awareness
and what is buried beneath the noise.

What overwhelms others may pass through me untouched,
what seems trivial may strike with unexpected force.
When flooded, I fracture.
When stripped bare, I sharpen,
sometimes less becomes more.

Measured against the average, I appear irregular.
Measured against myself, I am exact.

I shape what lingers, what presses close,
where focus settles, and which paths feel inevitable,
yet remain unnamed, unseen, and unasked for.

I was shaped by pressure, not by plan.

What am I to you, Mr. Pigeon?
And when do you feel I serve you best,
when it is saturated, or when it finally goes quiet?

Hint: 🧠 + 🐼 rep + 🍆


Answer: WH...

Erinyes

16."Mh no Densetsu: The Posting Arc" is a shonen manga currently serialized in a famous magazine. Rumor says an anime adaptation is coming (source: trust me :arf ). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?
Optional : Who’s the protagonist, the rival, the funny guy/gal, the antagonist, the nice organization, the evil one, the mascot, the final boss, etc.?





Hint: Depressed crew ✈ .
They are looking for _____________________________________.

Optional:
Name: _______________________

Hint:


Cast and Roles:

Protagonist
Rival
Funny Guy
The Ditzy Clairvoyant
The Drunk Brawler
The Sharpshooter with a Medium Nose
The Faithful & Reliable Cheer Leader
The Smart & Rapid One
Wise Sage Teacher
The Guy as a VTuber
The Antagonist
The Evil Overlord
The Loyal Dark Underling




Result: 9 correct + 1 joker, 3 WH, 3 wrong = 7
1- eh, no idea! Withdraw
2- coz it's full of messy, unfiltered horny pervs?
3- Withdraw
4- I'm not sure if this means the guesses have to be made from Bakura's cards only, or any cards in general. I'll go with Bakura's cards and say Thousand Eyes Restrict and Call of the Haunted.

5- California
6- MG - Voting in all day phases is not limited to 2 times only, except D1 where voting is not mandatory.

7- ................ crack his fingers!
8- If it's Sam then ofc plap plap plap plap plap mottohayaku plap plap plap plap plap ...
9- As an Anime fan Japan is the safe guess!

10- Faldio
11- No
12- ........... "Girls that play MG." Amazing hint!!!! That leaves about only 20 to 30 girls to guess from! I'll go with Erin and Juviii as you two are the closest to him it seems. Or is the hint meant as a personality trail? like saying "violent bloodthirsty divas!!" lol

13- Natsu x Lucy
14- Same answer for Q12 , Erin and Juviii
15- Panda's brain and dick? Withdraw
16- Joker

Result: 7 correct + 1 joker, 3 WH, 5 wrong = 3
1) Darts player? I was almost certain it was Stevie G, or perhaps Harry Kane, but guess not. Will go for Phil Taylor then cuz he got the most rings, siuuuu.

2) Because it's full of crazy, weird, and perverted users but they are still cool and fun to hang with and to play social deduction games with too. (I think that's what Pigeon would say) :lambirb

3) Aw hell naw. Withhold.

4) Blue Eyes White Dragon (so Hardy can keep calling him racist) and Mirror Force.

5)If I got to choose a coast, I got to choose the East
But that don't mean a Pigeon can't rest in the West
Case closed, suitcase filled with clothes
Spend about a week on Venice Beach
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali

California

6) Change the rule that you can only change your vote once in MG before being locked. If I recall, he'd prefer something to similar communities where you can change your vote as much as you want.

7) Crack your fingers

8) Fumble? But nah, I'm guessing he'd ask her out to dinner, so dinner date.

9) Japan. If he got the word Anime in his username and this ain't on the list, dis boi is lying, almost as much as him saying he is punctual.

10) Dis gotta be a Withhold. Too much ugly looking characters for me to discern which he considers handsome.

11) No. At least I'd imagine for him, it would be no. If he puts yes, then dis boi lying and I expect a name change.

12) Girls plural? So dis G picked more than 1 grill? Brotha wishing for a harem lol. Erinyes.

13) Oh, dejm. It's gotta be one of the main 6 right? Natsu x Lucy, Juvia x Gray, Gajeel x Levy, Jellal x Erza, Jellal x Brandish, Laxus x Lisanna. Hmm, I think he'd opt for the main pairing just based on screentime, Natsu x Lucy, they ight I suppose.

14) So basically Pigeon's top 2 from Q10? Woulda asked a different Q if I'd known, hmm...Erinyes and Crescent Jinx.

15) Aw hell naw. Withhold.

16) They trying to find the one piece, but nah, seems like stranded crew looking for survivors but going to use Joker.

I'll answer the optional for fun though:
Protagonist: AnimePigeon
Rival: Lambu
Funny Guy: Kakoha
Ditzy Clarivoyant: Juviii
Drunk Brawler: Brandish
Sharpshooter with Medium Nose: shinobi
Faithful and reliable cheerleader: Erinyes
Smart and Rapid one: Desmond
Wise Sage Teacher: GrySun
Guy as Vtuber: James
Antagonist: SirSamuel
Evil overlord: Evil3ye
Loyal Dark Underling: Asako


Result: 7 right + 1 joker, 3 WH, 5 wrong = 3
  1. Luke Littler
  2. JOKER
  3. Boobs
  4. Gorz (Monster) and Mirror Force (Trap)
  5. Florida
  6. WITHOLD
  7. Pigeon doesn't crack his fingers
  8. Act like a simp
  9. Tokyo
  10. Maurits von Borg
  11. No
  12. Erinyes
  13. Erza and Jellal
  14. Juviii and Erinyes
  15. WITHOLD
  16. WITHOLD
Result: 6 correct +1 joker, 3 WH, 6 wrong = 1
1-] Luke Littler
2-] MH is not his fav website because some (or many) people messes here up without contributing to this lovely place and people, and instead being a dickhead/bitch about it selfishly and anti-social.
3-] Latina with 90-60-90 curved body, D-cup
4-] Trap Card: Spellbinding circle, Monster Card: Man eating bug. (Bakura did that already but yeah, at least failure-proof)
5-] Florida
6-] Then, it must be MG (No proof though, how can I sift through 34563456346346 threads? but I am sure like any other MG games, he wanted to change a rule there :D)
MG rule overwrite/addition to revive a lynched/dead person.
7-] Crack his fingers.
8-] He proceeds with the third dance (and yes, this means that they will sleep at night together but the correct answer should not be sleeping together or similar, that would be too easy point :) :) )
9-] Fav filtered coffee place, and he potentially likes Colombia grown Arabica beans.
10-] Faldio Landzaat
11-] :teehee Yes
12-] Farfalla
13-] Alzack Bisca Connell because they are long range and they took time to start to show-tell feelings.
14-] Farfalla and Marmalade
15-] He is a male but with a brain and has a reputation of trying to save pandas.
16-] [[Joker]]


Host juviii note: I laughed 5 min straight at “ he is male but with a brain” part.

Result: 4 right + 1 joker= -6
Faust
1.Who is Pigeon's favorite UK athlete?
Hint: Darts player

Answer: Luke Littler

Xi0
2.Why is MH your favorite website? And if it isn't, what's your fucking problem, really?
Hint: Degenerates

Answer: I just blame Panda & SirSam that its not his favorite website.

Kiki

3.what is AnimePigeon's kink/fetish?
Hint: Body and Origin related

Answer: Ankles or neck, probably ankles so I pick that.

Kako
4.You said u liked yu-gi-oh as a child right ? imagine you're bakura and you are forced to fight someone by summoning your monsters with your shadow powers. what card/cards would you use first and why ?
Hint: Popular cards in the show Dual Monsters. (2)

Answer: Either he is a dragon fan or a dark magician fan... I think I go with the latter: Dark Magician & Dark Magician Girl

Evil3ye

5.ICE breaks into your home, kidnaps you, and reverse deports you to the United States of America (bc you're white, cis hete male, and bri-ish). They give you the option to move anywhere though (WITIHIN the states, you cannot escape) where would you go?
Hint: Sunny coastal state that is popular in games.
[/B]
Answer: Either California or Florida. I go with California.

Shino

6.You can change one rule in any game you've played in MH. Which rule do you change?
Hint: Pigeon has voiced his opinion about this rule before.

Answer: I got no idea. Withhold 1.

Sam
7.Question 3: Do you prefer to crack your fingers or finger your crack?
Hint: No hint


Answer: He prefers neither.

Arrow
8.After an enjoyable dance, you are at the second song of the tanda and you keep dancing with the same girl, but what a girl she is. The embrace getting closer just by itself to the completely close one. Your left hand and her soft, elegant right hand are in the Goldilock zone of the firmness. You feel the warmness of her cheek, the her stimulated blood circulating from her heart, and of course, even more excited heart of yours. It feels you are not actually on stage with others. There is not even a separate you or her, just a single entity. Music is so faint on your ears and you are just stepping out of the memory of the rhythm, and now it ended. You two separated from each other with at most three inches and she mischievously smiles at you and looks into your eyes so intensely. How would you proceed?
Hint: Something SirSamuel would do.


Answer: Withhold 2.

Wojak

9.Pigeon becomes a digital nomad. He visits different places while working from anywhere at his place. What would be his first destination?
Hint: No hint (he chose a few so any of those will count)

Answer: Japan

Grysun
10.Who is Pigeon's favorite character from Valkyria Chronicles?
Hint: Handsome NPC from VC1

Answer: Faldio Landzaat

James

11.Are Crows superior than pigeons?
Hint:No hint

Answer: No, of course pigeons are superior. (<-his answer but we all know the truth)

Hardy
12.Which MH member you "wouldn't mind to have as girlfriend :3 "? ~
Hint: Girls that play MG


Answer: Sigh, so like any women playing MG counts or can we do joke answers like Panda? I just go with Pom for this one. Or Asako. Or Raven.

Brandish

13.Who is your favourite romantic couple in all of Anime? Briefly justify your choice, please.
Hint: Fairy Tail

Answer: NatsuxLucy

Gryffindor

14.You're out for some scran lad, eating away while watching Sky Sports and nostalgia starts pouring through. Tears run down your face as you recall Bolton Wanderers legend, Bruno Fernandes, telling the world that dreams can't be buy. You realize that you must go from doubter to believer, in arduous pursuit of self-improvement. You can do this lad! No time, no energy, not the right people, all desmonds of the past!

This is the premise for "Save The Last Pigeon", a story about a lad named AnimePigeon who finds himself back in the world of dance, regaining his skill and becoming extemely popular while retaining a humble beak. You dance and you dance, and you're so good, and you're so popular, but something is missing. That's right, you can't do this alone, you need a supporting cast, as you put it in the last round-"the right people to feel comfortable with". Your fellow MH'ers are recruited to join you and it appears love begins to blossom.

You begin to teach the first MH'er all you know about dance:







You're out on the dance floor with the first MH'er when the second MH'er shows up wanting some of the action as well:






But there's trouble in paradise, now the MH'ers are fighting over you:








So Pigeon lad, in your moment of vanity, who are the 2 MH'ers that you'd wish would fight for your heart :blushbirb
Hint: girls that play MG

Answer: Oh come on!!! Like any girl? Ugh. Pom vs Raven. At least that one would draw a lot of blood and be entertaining.

IL 10

15. I am not broken, though I deviate from the design.
I fire in patterns, yet arrive as thought.
I decide what is allowed into awareness
and what is buried beneath the noise.

What overwhelms others may pass through me untouched,
what seems trivial may strike with unexpected force.
When flooded, I fracture.
When stripped bare, I sharpen,
sometimes less becomes more.

Measured against the average, I appear irregular.
Measured against myself, I am exact.

I shape what lingers, what presses close,
where focus settles, and which paths feel inevitable,
yet remain unnamed, unseen, and unasked for.

I was shaped by pressure, not by plan.

What am I to you, Mr. Pigeon?
And when do you feel I serve you best,
when it is saturated, or when it finally goes quiet?

Hint: 🧠 + 🐼 rep + 🍆

Answer: ...withhold 3.


Erinyes

16."Mh no Densetsu: The Posting Arc" is a shonen manga currently serialized in a famous magazine. Rumor says an anime adaptation is coming (source: trust me :arf ). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?
Optional : Who’s the protagonist, the rival, the funny guy/gal, the antagonist, the nice organization, the evil one, the mascot, the final boss, etc.?



Answer: Ugh, I use my Joker for this one like there are too many options for this one to guess correctly.

Hint: Depressed crew ✈ .
They are looking for _____________________________________.

Optional:
Name: _______________________

Hint:


Cast and Roles:

Protagonist
Rival
Funny Guy
The Ditzy Clairvoyant
The Drunk Brawler
The Sharpshooter with a Medium Nose
The Faithful & Reliable Cheer Leader
The Smart & Rapid One
Wise Sage Teacher
The Guy as a VTuber
The Antagonist
The Evil Overlord
The Loyal Dark Underling



And I am done.
Is that good? Any mistake I made?


Result: 4 correct + 1 joker, 3 WH, 8 wrong = -3
1. Luke Littler

2. Idk, guessing his favorite website is a porn site or something

3. He has a vagina fetish

4. Exodia and Red-Eyes Black Dragon

5. California, because there's very little reason to pick Florida. Both picks are wrong though.

6. Something to do with Mafia but I have no clue

7. Crack fingers

8. Shit his pants

9. one of them will be Japan

10. Maximilian Gaius Von Reginrave

11. Yes

12. Gajeel

13. Natsu and Lucy

14. Gajeel and Copy Panda

15. Brain Pandarep Eggplant

16. They are Looking for Happiness

Period Birds bonus question +0.5


Protagonist - AnimePigeon
Rival - Gryffindor
Funny Guy - digitaldude
The Ditzy Clairvoyant - Juviii
The Drunk Brawler - wojak
The Sharpshooter with a Medium Nose - GrySun
The Faithful & Reliable Cheer Leader - Demonspeed
The Smart & Rapid One - Erin
Wise Sage Teacher - Farfalla
The Guy as a VTuber - James Rye
The Antagonist - Marmalade
The Evil Overlord - xi0
The Loyal Dark Underling - Magi

host asako note: im very surprised he managed to get question 8 right impressive, and all that while he wasnt taking this seriously, imagine if he was and used joker / WH
Result: 5.5 correct + 11 wrong = -5.5

Faust
1.Who is Pigeon's favorite UK athlete?
Hint: Darts player
-> LUKE LITTER


Xi0
2.Why is MH your favorite website? And if it isn't, what's your fucking problem, really?
Hint: Degenerates
-> he likes the members and creeps here


Kiki
3.what is AnimePigeon's kink/fetish?
Hint: Body and Origin related
-> thin Japanese/asian gurls


Kako
4.You said u liked yu-gi-oh as a child right ? imagine you're bakura and you are forced to fight someone by summoning your monsters with your shadow powers. what card/cards would you use first and why ?
Hint: Popular cards in the show Dual Monsters. (2- one monster and one trap)
-> Hidden Mirror force trap card and Dark Magician Gurl in attack mode



Evil3ye
5.ICE breaks into your home, kidnaps you, and reverse deports you to the United States of America (bc you're white, cis hete male, and bri-ish). They give you the option to move anywhere though (WITIHIN the states, you cannot escape) where would you go?
Hint: Sunny coastal state that is popular in games.
-> hmmm ok Cali or Florida, so LA or Miami. I go for LA...


Shino
6.You can change one rule in any game you've played in MH. Which rule do you change?
Hint: Pigeon has voiced his opinion about this rule before.
-> Mafia Game and something about getting hostkilled for ghosting probably (hopefully hehe)


Sam
7.Question 3: Do you prefer to crack your fingers or finger your crack?
Hint: No hint
-> finger Sam's crack


Arrow
8.After an enjoyable dance, you are at the second song of the tanda and you keep dancing with the same girl, but what a girl she is. The embrace getting closer just by itself to the completely close one. Your left hand and her soft, elegant right hand are in the Goldilock zone of the firmness. You feel the warmness of her cheek, the her stimulated blood circulating from her heart, and of course, even more excited heart of yours. It feels you are not actually on stage with others. There is not even a separate you or her, just a single entity. Music is so faint on your ears and you are just stepping out of the memory of the rhythm, and now it ended. You two separated from each other with at most three inches and she mischievously smiles at you and looks into your eyes so intensely. How would you proceed?
Hint: Something SirSamuel would do.
-> finger Sam's crack


Wojak
9.Pigeon becomes a digital nomad. He visits different places while working from anywhere at his place. What would be his first destination?
Hint: No hint (he chose a few so any of those will count)
->Tokyo


Grysun
10.Who is Pigeon's favorite character from Valkyria Chronicles?
Hint: Handsome NPC from VC1
-> idk Faldio Landzaat



James
11.Are Crows superior than pigeons?
Hint:No hint
->Yes, but he will say no.


Hardy
12.Which MH member you "wouldn't mind to have as girlfriend :3 "? ~
Hint: Girls that play MG
-> Asako and Erin (sorry juvs)


Brandish
13.Who is your favourite romantic couple in all of Anime? Briefly justify your choice, please.
Hint: Fairy Tail
-> idk Lucy x Laxus? because they are blondes (aryans -> super blood according to axis powers lore?)



Gryffindor
14.You're out for some scran lad, eating away while watching Sky Sports and nostalgia starts pouring through. Tears run down your face as you recall Bolton Wanderers legend, Bruno Fernandes, telling the world that dreams can't be buy. You realize that you must go from doubter to believer, in arduous pursuit of self-improvement. You can do this lad! No time, no energy, not the right people, all desmonds of the past!


This is the premise for "Save The Last Pigeon", a story about a lad named AnimePigeon who finds himself back in the world of dance, regaining his skill and becoming extemely popular while retaining a humble beak. You dance and you dance, and you're so good, and you're so popular, but something is missing. That's right, you can't do this alone, you need a supporting cast, as you put it in the last round-"the right people to feel comfortable with". Your fellow MH'ers are recruited to join you and it appears love begins to blossom.

You begin to teach the first MH'er all you know about dance:


You're out on the dance floor with the first MH'er when the second MH'er shows up wanting some of the action as well:

But there's trouble in paradise, now the MH'ers are fighting over you:


So Pigeon lad, in your moment of vanity, who are the 2 MH'ers that you'd wish would fight for your heart :blushbirb
Hint: girls that play MG
-> idk Juvi and shinobi? I didnt read the text tbh


IL 10
15. I am not broken, though I deviate from the design.

I fire in patterns, yet arrive as thought.
I decide what is allowed into awareness
and what is buried beneath the noise.

What overwhelms others may pass through me untouched,
what seems trivial may strike with unexpected force.
When flooded, I fracture.
When stripped bare, I sharpen,
sometimes less becomes more.

Measured against the average, I appear irregular.
Measured against myself, I am exact.

I shape what lingers, what presses close,
where focus settles, and which paths feel inevitable,
yet remain unnamed, unseen, and unasked for.

I was shaped by pressure, not by plan.

What am I to you, Mr. Pigeon?
And when do you feel I serve you best,
when it is saturated, or when it finally goes quiet?


Hint: 🧠 + 🐼 rep + 🍆
-> SKIP CARD, didnt read



Erinyes
16."Mh no Densetsu: The Posting Arc" is a shonen manga currently serialized in a famous magazine. Rumor says an anime adaptation is coming (source: trust me :arf ). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?
Optional : Who’s the protagonist, the rival, the funny guy/gal, the antagonist, the nice organization, the evil one, the mascot, the final boss, etc.?
Hint: Depressed crew ✈ .
They are looking for _____________________________________.
Optional:
Name: _______________________

Hint:
-> idk JOKER here, also too much text

​
Results: 8 correct + 1 joker , 1 wh, 6 wrong = 3

Host note: trolled half of his answers, didn’t use 2 WH but did surprisingly well.
Faust
1.Who is Pigeon's favorite UK athlete?
Hint: Darts player

wh


Xi0
2.Why is MH your favorite website? And if it isn't, what's your fucking problem, really?
Hint: Degenerates

its fun


Kiki

3.what is AnimePigeon's kink/fetish?
Hint: Body and Origin related
foot ? or nose :arf


Kako
4.You said u liked yu-gi-oh as a child right ? imagine you're bakura and you are forced to fight someone by summoning your monsters with your shadow powers. what card/cards would you use first and why ?
Hint: Popular cards in the show Dual Monsters. (2- one monster and one trap)
dark magician

Evil3ye

5.ICE breaks into your home, kidnaps you, and reverse deports you to the United States of America (bc you're white, cis hete male, and bri-ish). They give you the option to move anywhere though (WITIHIN the states, you cannot escape) where would you go?
Hint: Sunny coastal state that is popular in games.
florida



Shino

6.You can change one rule in any game you've played in MH. Which rule do you change?
Hint: Pigeon has voiced his opinion about this rule before.
talking about non game things in mg


Sam
7.Question 3: Do you prefer to crack your fingers or finger your crack?
Hint: No hint
euuuh no

Arrow
8.After an enjoyable dance, you are at the second song of the tanda and you keep dancing with the same girl, but what a girl she is. The embrace getting closer just by itself to the completely close one. Your left hand and her soft, elegant right hand are in the Goldilock zone of the firmness. You feel the warmness of her cheek, the her stimulated blood circulating from her heart, and of course, even more excited heart of yours. It feels you are not actually on stage with others. There is not even a separate you or her, just a single entity. Music is so faint on your ears and you are just stepping out of the memory of the rhythm, and now it ended. You two separated from each other with at most three inches and she mischievously smiles at you and looks into your eyes so intensely. How would you proceed?
Hint: Something SirSamuel would do.
wh

Wojak

9.Pigeon becomes a digital nomad. He visits different places while working from anywhere at his place. What would be his first destination?
Hint: No hint (he chose a few so any of those will count)
japan,china,brazil


Grysun
10.Who is Pigeon's favorite character from Valkyria Chronicles?
Hint: Handsome NPC from VC1

platina ?

James

11.Are Crows superior than pigeons?
Hint:No hint
no


Hardy
12.Which MH member you "wouldn't mind to have as girlfriend :3 "? ~
Hint: Girls that play MG
farf or juviii


Brandish

13.Who is your favourite romantic couple in all of Anime? Briefly justify your choice, please.
Hint: Fairy Tail
ntsu x lucy ?


Gryffindor

14.You're out for some scran lad, eating away while watching Sky Sports and nostalgia starts pouring through. Tears run down your face as you recall Bolton Wanderers legend, Bruno Fernandes, telling the world that dreams can't be buy. You realize that you must go from doubter to believer, in arduous pursuit of self-improvement. You can do this lad! No time, no energy, not the right people, all desmonds of the past!

This is the premise for "Save The Last Pigeon", a story about a lad named AnimePigeon who finds himself back in the world of dance, regaining his skill and becoming extemely popular while retaining a humble beak. You dance and you dance, and you're so good, and you're so popular, but something is missing. That's right, you can't do this alone, you need a supporting cast, as you put it in the last round-"the right people to feel comfortable with". Your fellow MH'ers are recruited to join you and it appears love begins to blossom.

You begin to teach the first MH'er all you know about dance:


You're out on the dance floor with the first MH'er when the second MH'er shows up wanting some of the action as well:

But there's trouble in paradise, now the MH'ers are fighting over you:


So Pigeon lad, in your moment of vanity, who are the 2 MH'ers that you'd wish would fight for your heart :blushbirb
Hint: girls that play MG panda/shino
snowball battle

IL 10

15. I am not broken, though I deviate from the design.
I fire in patterns, yet arrive as thought.
I decide what is allowed into awareness
and what is buried beneath the noise.

What overwhelms others may pass through me untouched,
what seems trivial may strike with unexpected force.
When flooded, I fracture.
When stripped bare, I sharpen,
sometimes less becomes more.

Measured against the average, I appear irregular.
Measured against myself, I am exact.

I shape what lingers, what presses close,
where focus settles, and which paths feel inevitable,
yet remain unnamed, unseen, and unasked for.

I was shaped by pressure, not by plan.

What am I to you, Mr. Pigeon?
And when do you feel I serve you best,
when it is saturated, or when it finally goes quiet?

Hint: 🧠 + 🐼 rep + 🍆
joker




Erinyes

16."Mh no Densetsu: The Posting Arc" is a shonen manga currently serialized in a famous magazine. Rumor says an anime adaptation is coming (source: trust me :arf ). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?
Optional : Who’s the protagonist, the rival, the funny guy/gal, the antagonist, the nice organization, the evil one, the mascot, the final boss, etc.?





Hint: Depressed crew ✈ .
They are looking for ______a lost anigame ultra mega rare card_______________________________.

Optional:
Name: _______________________

Hint:


Cast and Roles:

Protagonist
juvi
Rival panda
Funny Guy syx.dd
The Ditzy Clairvoyant
The Drunk Brawler wojak
The Sharpshooter with a Medium Nose shino
The Faithful & Reliable Cheer Leader
The Smart & Rapid One demon
Wise Sage Teacher erin ?
The Guy as a VTuber desin
The Antagonist kami
The Evil Overlord asa
The Loyal Dark Underling farf


Results: 4 correct, 1 joker, 2 wh 9 wrong = -4
  1. joker
  2. fewer degenerates than most other sites?
  3. japanese girls' pettanko?
  4. herpy lady sisters and idk :(
  5. florida?
  6. the one who will make next sheep should be the loser
  7. finger your crack
  8. ask her "would you peg me?"
  9. japan
  10. dahau?
  11. no
  12. farfalla
  13. gajevy???
  14. farfalla and baka taichou/sakura
  15. kue kontol kambing
  16. WH
Results: 3 correct, 1 joker, 1 wh, 11 wrong = -7
1.Who is Pigeon's favorite UK athlete?
Michael Smith

2.Why is MH your favorite website? And if it isn't, what's your fucking problem, really?

Withhold

3.what is AnimePigeon's kink/fetish?
Pregnant Women?


4.You said u liked yu-gi-oh as a child right ? imagine you're bakura and you are forced to fight someone by summoning your monsters with your shadow powers. what card/cards would you use first and why ?
Withhold


5.ICE breaks into your home, kidnaps you, and reverse deports you to the United States of America (bc you're white, cis hete male, and bri-ish). They give you the option to move anywhere though (WITIHIN the states, you cannot escape) where would you go?
Florida

6.You can change one rule in any game you've played in MH. Which rule do you change?
Hint: Mafia game, allow day phase mafia member communication in mafia pad

7.Question 3: Do you prefer to crack your fingers or finger your crack?
crack your fingers

8.After an enjoyable dance, you are at the second song of the tanda and you keep dancing with the same girl, but what a girl she is. The embrace getting closer just by itself to the completely close one. Your left hand and her soft, elegant right hand are in the Goldilock zone of the firmness. You feel the warmness of her cheek, the her stimulated blood circulating from her heart, and of course, even more excited heart of yours. It feels you are not actually on stage with others. There is not even a separate you or her, just a single entity. Music is so faint on your ears and you are just stepping out of the memory of the rhythm, and now it ended. You two separated from each other with at most three inches and she mischievously smiles at you and looks into your eyes so intensely. How would you proceed?

Awkward stare while she takes the lead.


9.Pigeon becomes a digital nomad. He visits different places while working from anywhere at his place. What would be his first destination?
Russia


10.Who is Pigeon's favorite character from Valkyria Chronicles?
Elysse


11.Are Crows superior than pigeons?
Nein :nah


12.Which MH member you "wouldn't mind to have as girlfriend :3 "? ~
Juvs


13.Who is your favourite romantic couple in all of Anime? Briefly justify your choice, please.
Natsu/Lucy

14. tl;dr
Juvs and Erin

15. Withhold

16. Joker



Results: 4 correct, 1 joker, 3 wh, 8 wrong = -3
  1. Luke Littler
  2. Not his favorite website because there's a ton of weirdos. Which also makes it a bit endearing but not enough to be his favorite(or his favorite has even more weirdos?)
  3. Withhold
  4. Withhold
  5. California
  6. Forbid players in Mafia Games from using outside of game activity for MG arguments. Like Pigeon hasn't been on the thread responding to posts, but he sure is playing anigame and chatting casually on discord. Sus! Gets annoying and difficult to enjoy life outside MG while one is ongoing.
  7. Crack your fingers - who doesn't cosplay Roy Mustang from time to time? Not just me right
  8. Invite her to dinner LMAO
  9. Japan
  10. It's gotta be either Faldio the friendly fire Goat, or Maximilian the Code Geass protagonist. I'll say Faldio, though his low screen time makes me less convinced. I guess there's also Jaeger but who cares about him. Heavily inferior Waltz.
  11. No
  12. Marmalade? Juviii? Shinose? Hm. I'd say Marm because she plays MG the most among them, but he knows Juviii and Asako more and they play anigame. But Juviii and Asako are this game's hosts, wouldn't it be mega embarrassing to pick one of them? So I'll go with Marm I guess
  13. NaLu? Because Lucy is so cute or something and Natsu is the greatest bestest
  14. Marm and Juviii
  15. Joker
  16. Withhold
Results: 5 correct, 1 joker, 3 wh, 7 wrong = -1
1- Phil Taylor
2- wh
3- hair
4- red eyes black dragon + magical hats
5-hawaii
6- why can't we change vote after the 2nd time
7- crack your fingers
8- wh
9- Japan
10- Faldio Landzaat
11- no
12- Juviii, Erin
13- Gray × Juvia
14- Juviii, Erin
15- wh
16- joker

Results: 10 right, 1 joker, 3 wh, 2 wrong = 9

host asako note: too much green
1. Michael van Gerwen. (1st withhold)

2. Mr. Pigeon likes this place, it’s his favorite because it’s a space full of degenerates, apparently so.

3. Head bobbing like a pigeon and a stumbling, bird-like way of walking.

4. Monster: Dark Necrofear
Trap: Destiny Board

5. California or Florida.

6. Strict inactivity/timer pressure rules. (2nd withhold)

7. Crack fingers. (implied anal bleeding makes the latter option risky)

8. Hold eye contact, stay present, and let the moment breathe instead of breaking it with words. If I had to take Sir Sam’s POV into account, perhaps drug the lady with an aphrodisiac and kidnap her?

9. Portugal, the Netherlands, Japan or Finland.

10. Welkin Gunther. (3rd withhold)

11. Pigeons are superior. As a fellow kin, I’d assume Mr. Pigeon has biases.

12. Juvii, Erinyes, Asako, Marmalade

13. Erza × Jellal.

14. Asako and Erinyes.

15. Neurodivergence, a mind wired differently, serving best when noise reduces enough for patterns to align.

16. Synopsis:

A chartered flight carrying a loose fellowship of MangaHelpers travelers disappears mid-transit, diverted into a region where geography behaves less like space and more like psyche. The survivors awaken scattered across terrain that responds to bodily vulnerability as though it were language.

At the center of their displacement stands AnimePigeon, afflicted by a persistent anal fissure/hemorrhoid: a wound that refuses resolution. It bleeds in intervals neither catastrophic nor survivable, an intimate injury that renders the body unreliable, humiliating, and painfully present. In this land, such vulnerability does not remain private. The environment mirrors it. Stone surfaces split like tissue. Rivers pulse in irregular rhythms. Pathways constrict and reopen in echoes of strain.

The travelers soon uncover the purpose binding their survival:

"Somewhere within this territory lies the Crimson Pad, an artifact said to absorb and seal bodily rupture itself."

The promise is literal, to end the bleeding. The consequence is metaphysical: pain, in this realm, cannot vanish, it must be displaced.

Their journey becomes a pilgrimage shaped by the ethics of relief. As they advance, the land externalizes their hidden tensions. Flesh manifests anxiety. Architecture reflects shame. Each traveler confronts a version of their embodied fear, deterioration not as punishment, but as revelation.

AnimePigeon’s injury evolves from personal affliction into narrative axis. Companions begin to question whether healing one body condemns another, or whether suffering is an indivisible currency of existence. Alliances fracture. Compassion competes with survival. The wound ceases to be merely medical, it becomes philosophical:
Is relief an act of mercy or redistribution?

By the time they reach the Crimson Pad, the survivors understand its function is not cure, but arbitration. To seal the fissure is to determine where the burden will reside: within one body, among many, or within the land itself.

At the threshold of decision, AnimePigeon confronts the final horror: the wound is not an aberration of flesh, but a declaration that the body is never separate from meaning. Healing here is an ethical choice about what suffering is allowed to remain visible.

The fissure functions as both literal rupture and symbolic threshold, the body refusing abstraction. The land externalizes repression: what is hidden becomes architectural. Healing becomes an ethical dilemma rather than a medical endpoint, forcing confrontation with the reality that suffering is relational, not isolated.

When the Crimson Pad is finally revealed, its surface hums with quiet absorption. One companion steps forward, offering to inherit the wound without hesitation. AnimePigeon recoils, not from pain, but from the unbearable intimacy of another choosing to suffer in his place. In that instant, the group understands:

Love, here, is indistinguishable from sacrifice.

(I'd like to use my joker on the last question, No: 16)




Results: 4 correct. 1 joker, 3 wh 8 wrong = -3

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Note the way we counted for those that added multiple options for guesses, basically if 50% of the respond is correct we count it as correct if more than half are wrong even if u added one correct option, it will be still considered wrong from how much it was filled in with other wrong options
Most of this relates to in the guesses for the girls and the country ones.


Round 3 LEADERBOARD

1st: KAKOHA = 9 pts
2nd: Hardy = 7 pts
3rd: Shinobi, Gryffindor, Evil3ye = 3 pts
4th: Faust = 1 pts
5th: Grysun = -1 pts
6th: James, Wojak, IL 10 = -3 pts
7th: Brandish, Erin = -4 pts
8th: Sam = -5 pts
9th: Xi0 = -5.5 pts
10th: Arrow = -6 pts
11th: Kiki = -7 pts

Final Results LEADERBOARD

1st: KAKOHA = 15 pts
2nd: Gryffindor = 7 pts
3rd: Shinobi, Hardy, Evil3ye = 5 pts
4th: Il10 = 3 pts
5th: Arrow, James, Faust = 1 pts
6th: Erin = 0 pts (best score)
7th: Grysun = -1 pts
8th: Brandish = -2 pts
9th: Wojak = -5 pts
10th: Sam = -7 pts
11th: Kiki = -11 pts
12th: Xi0 =-13.5 pts


Congratulations for kakoha for winning by an overwhealming amount, the true BBF with AnimePigeon

:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate


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Final Results LEADERBOARD

1st: KAKOHA = 15 pts
2nd: Gryffindor = 7 pts
3rd: Shinobi, Hardy = 5 pts
4th: Il10 = 3 pts
5th: Arrow, James, Faust = 1 pts
6th: Erin = 0 pts (best score)
7th: Grysun = -1 pts
8th: Brandish = -2 pts
9th: Wojak = -5 pts
10th: Sam = -7 pts
11th: Kiki = -11 pts
12th: Xi0 =-13.5 pts
I got deleted??? :biblethump
 

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Fun facts:
-Brandish was the only one to get #16 right.
-xi0 was the only one to get #8 right and the title for #16 (got 0.5 on that)
 
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...my answer for 4 was better.

Red Eyes is goated tho I agree.
 

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Shinobi has a story for y'all​
I wrote the whole episode:awe Hope you girls enjoy it ~ It's your fault for using this ✈ as a hint! And Erin's question inspired me.

Last month, tragedy struck the Otaku Temple.

The Urge-Urge Artifact-An Ancient Erotic Relic rumored to grant god-tier pleasure and bestow the power of the High Priest of Horny Arts-vanished from the Secret Hen.tai Chamber.

Now, 16 heroes of The Cult of The Cultured (that's you denegerates!) have embarked on a chaotic quest to recover it-for the safety on the world..... and their deeply personal, deeply questionable agendas!

After a trail of betrayal, hen.tai-haunted halls, and suspicious liquids better left uninvestigated, one of them finally gets his hands on the artifact.

Unfortunately, it's now in the hands of the villain, Evil3ye!

As it pulses in his hands with the energy of thousands of hen.tai, he feels it.

He's now the High Priest of Horny Arts! The Supreme Denegerate.

And he decides to wield his newfound powers.

Evil3ye's first decision as a god was to take Urge-Urge and travel the world, spreading maximum chaos with minimal planning.

He chose a commercial airplane. "Let's go, Urge-Urge." Evi3ye said.

But the other heroes, hot on his trail, somehow all managed figure his plan and book seats on the same flight, as none of them have any self-preservation instincts!

Everyone got into the airplane. And just as the door was about to close, the last cultist came in.
Boarding last, but certainly first in importance, AnimePigeon, the celebrity protagonist!
His "celebrity aura" is so overwhelming the even Urge-Urge seems hesitant, pulsing slower for a moment.
AnimePigeon smiled, naturally enjoying the spotlight "Ladies, gentlemen, and denegerates of all skill levels," AnimePigeon announce, his voice calm yet commanding. "I believe it's time we....... fulfill our duties!"

And so the unfortunate aircraft took off- carrying Evil3ye, AnimePigeon, Urge-Urge, 15 pursuers, and a truly absurd numbers of unresolved grudges.

Brandish looked around, somehow every single one of them was here! "This feels like a setup," he laughed. "For murder, drama, or something horny, I can't tell."

Nearby, Shinobi accidently kicks a suitcase while practicing her martial arts, sending it flying. It narrowly misses Sam, Who is busy taking selfies with Urge-Urge! She then returned to her seat and continued writing her novels.

Evil3ye was glaring at Sam and thinking "That's the (finger the cracks) dude. Should I use Urge-Urge to finger his crack right here and now?"

Suddenly, they heard the announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking! We've reached cruising altitude. Due to....... unnatural readings in the cabin, the seatbelt sign will remain on for the duration of the flight. Also, as a reminder, any form of ritual chanting, martial arts sparring, or summoning of ancient artifacts is strictly prohibited onboard. Thank you for flying HornyJet ~ "

There was a silence after the announcement.

"......................... That feels targeted, Hardy said, raising an eyebrow. "Like someone knows exactly how much chaos this cult can cause, and wants to see us explode this plane anyway."


"That captain, the annoying voice just now," Grysun said. "Wasn't that Gryffindor?" He then looked around at where Gryffindor was sitting a moment earlier.
It was empty.
At some point he snuck into the cockpit. "heh, he must have already dealt with them there." Grysun thought.

The cabin lights dimmed slightly, and the flight attendant appeared, smiling, pulling a tray of drinks. She stopped in front of the first seated cultist, Xi0.

"Sir, what would you like to have? Coffee? Tea?," Erin said. "Or perhaps...... a porn list? A carefully curated list of all the cultists' top 10 hotties to enjoy during the flight?"

The cultists all glanced at her.

Ah, she's at it again!

Erin had quietly slipped into the flight attendant's cabin, dealt with the poor woman efficiently, and was now serving the passengers herself. Everyone knew exactly what had happened, and no one was even slightly surprised. It was just..... business as usual.

"It's not enough for her to host most of the top 10 games," Grysun muttered. "Now she wants to play hostess here too!".

Xi0 raised an eyebrow "I'll pass. Who knows what you put in those drinks?" He looked around the cabin. "And a list based on these guys' taste in women? I'll pass on that too. Their standards are ..... aggressively sub-par !"

"Rude," Came a voice. "Accurate, but rude."
It was Faust. "In our defense, standards were never the goal. Boobs were."

"Your kink's are showing!" said Kiki, half serious, half joking. "And speaking of kinks, why don't you all confess your kinks, fetishes, and deepest...... preferences? No judgment, mostly."

Erin turned to the next cultist seated the nearest to Xi0, IL "What about you, sir? what would you like to have?"

IL thought for a moment.

A long moment.

"Before I answer," he said slowly, "I feel it's important to acknowledge that a fundamental component of all living organisms homeostasis. Thermal regulation, to be precise."

Everyone stared at him.

"Physical warmth," IL continued, folding his hands "Particularly when shared between two bodies, has been shown to calm the nervous system. Skin-to-skin contact can synchronize heart rate, breathing, even emotional state. It's why infants are held. Why animal's cuddle. Why — "

" — why is this happening," Xi0 muttered.

" — why sometimes," IL said, undeterred, "a hug from a dog feels good, but insufficient."

Erin blinked "Sir, this is a beverage cart."

"Yes" IL nodded. "Which brings me to my order."

He looked up at her earnestly.

"I'll have whatever is warmest. Ideally something that can be held close to the chest. And if you have the option," he added, after a pause, "I'd like to remain near it slightly longer than is socially expected."

....................................

Kiki mused "Now that's a kink, alright!"

Faust leaned over "Bro just ordered a cuddle."

Sam whispered "Dude...... I'll take two of those, for science."

Erin stared at IL for full three seconds, then smiled wider than before.

"Coming right up," she said. "One emotional support beverage."

Arrowofsky's ears perked up "Emotional support beverage. I've heard those words before."

He leaned forward, eyes distant, voice soft and reflective. "One time...... after an enjoyable dance, I was at the second song of the tanda and I kept dancing with the same girl, but what a girl she was. The embrace got closer all by itself to the completely close one. My left hand and her soft, elegant right hand were in the Goldilock zone of firmness. I felt the warmness of her cheek, her stimulated blood circulating from her heart, and, of course, my own heart pounding even more excitedly. It felt like I was not actually on stage with others. There was not even a separate me or her, just a single entity. The music was so faint in my ears, and I was just stepping out of the memory of the rhythm. And then it ended. We separated by at most three inches, and she mischievously smiled at me and looked into my eyes so intensely."

Sam blinked. "How did yo proceed?"

Arrowofsky smiled serenely. "She said, 'You need an emotional support beverage,' and then..... she left."

"......................................"


Sam jumped, "Wait, that's it?"

Brandish said, trying not to laugh "I think I need a drink just to process that."

Hardy "Do we clap? Or cry? Or what?"

Grysun muttered, "Ok... Who knew coffee and tea could be this emotionally complicated!"

Kakoha laughed "I swear, every flight with this cult turns into a touchy-feely nightmare. And I'm allergic to touchy-feely nightmares."

Erin turned to him "And you, sir. What would you like to have?"

Kakoha leaned back in his seat, with a sly grin. "I'll take whatever comes in a cup of ultimate power. Extra dramatic, please."
He paused, then smirked, pulling a deck of cards from his pocket. "Luckily, I've got my shadow deck. If anyone tried to hug me...... I summon Millennium Cuddle Buster Dragon. Instant defense!"

Grysun blinked, "Wait, that's a card?"

Kakoha grinned, "Nope. But it could be. And it's best for situations like these XDDDDDD."

Suddenly, the aisle shook as someone stumbled through, leaving a trail of warm liquid behind.
"I call it ..... cloud booze," slurred Wojak. "The horny turbulence and lewd people here make it taste better."

He flopped into the emergency exit row, stretched across the seats, grinning. "Who's up for a round of ....... whatever game we're playing?"

"Life Mafia Game!" James immediately declared, then turned to Faust, "You might as well host this speedy game! Distribute the roles, and we lynch someone for real in one hour."

Faust asked "hmmm, You want me to do this?"

James stood up, smirking. "Of course! Come on, everyone. You know you wanna!"

"yeah, let's! I'll dominate this game!" Sam declared excitedly.

"No chance" Hardy scoffed. "You'd probably get lynched in the first five seconds!"

"Ugh, losers!" A voice rang out, cutting through the chaos. It was Grysun. "Did you all forget why we're here? What's our cause?"

"What's our cause again?" Brandish muttered.

A pause. Then AnimePigeon, ever the hero, pointed at Evil3ye, who was lounging smugly in first class, artifact glowing in hand.
"............It's to retrieve Urge-Urge from that fiend over there! For the safety of the word, and other reasons!"

Heads turned. Eyes narrowed. For a moment, they all focused on their mission.

As the protagonist, AnimePigeon stood in front of Evil3ye, "Evil3ye," he said, locking eyes with the villain. "Hand over Urge-Urge. You're going to find that celebrity aura has.... consequences!"


And then

"Denegera..... I mean, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking again," The voice crackled over the intercom.

It was Gryffindor.

"Oh, it's him again!" Grysun groaned.

The cultists braced themselves as the familiar voice continued, "Attention passengers: we are facing turbulence from magical artifacts, rogue cultists, and extreme denegerate energy. I highly advice holding onto your seatmates, weapons of all sorts, or emotional support beverages. The plane is currently falling of the sky! Good luck, everyone! Try not to die ~ "

The cabin erupted in sarcasm, laughter and chaos.

"........ well," Kakoha said, pulling out his Shadow Deck, "I did say I wanted extra drama!"

And somewhere near the emergency exit, Wojak cheered "Drinks round two! This is gonna be fun."

The cultist clutched at their weapons, preparing for the "dramatic landing". Their eyes locked on Evil3ye and the glowing Urge-Urge artifact.

They knew one thing for certain : episode two was going to be even worse.
 
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WHAT A TURNAROUND, I DID QUITE WELL IN THE END.

Also wow are Kakoha and Pigeon dating?

(Cute drawing)
 

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Fun facts:
-Brandish was the only one to get #16 right.
-xi0 was the only one to get #8 right and the title for #16 (got 0.5 on that)
-kako was the only one to get #4 right.
xi0 also got it the #4 question, he got a lot of unique points were rare
 

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10.Who is Pigeon's favorite character from Valkyria Chronicles?


AP Answers - Faldia Landzaat (Non-Playable) - Valkyria Chronicles 1, 2, 4 & Chronicles are dear favourite games of mine.

I'll restrict this Answer to VC1 & some VC1 Honourable Mentions (but feel free to ask after this about my Choices for VC2, VC4 & VC Chronicles)

Honourable Mentions: Welkin Gunther, Alicia Melchiott, Brigitte "Rosie" Sparks, Susie Evans, Freesia York, Lynn, Audrey Heitinga, Herbert Nielsen, Homer Peron, Claudia Mann, Marina Wulfstan, Catherine O'Hara, Fina Sellers, Hans (Porkavian Piggie 🐷 🐽), Selvaria Bles, Leon Schmidt😂
Knew it! Faldio the goat.

wish you actually elaborated a bit on why you like him the most too
 

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How’s does someone get positive score in round three with these questions?
 

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I was a little surprised by how many people interpreted my question as being about a dick or erections:gwah. It seems the eggplant 🍆 has become such a fixed symbol that any nuance gets lost. Why not a sausage or a banana? What am I even talking about…:emocat

In hindsight, I was aiming for something more abstract, not anatomical. I’d read that Mr. Pigeon may be autistic/ADHD, and my intention was to gesture toward that idea without stating it outright. I wanted the question to feel suggestive rather than explicit, clearly, it was received differently than I anticipated. :oh

I also wonder whether my answer to question 11 was truly that far from Mr. Pigeon’s perspective; to me, they felt closely aligned.

In any case, I genuinely enjoyed the event. Congratulations to the winners, and my sincere thanks to the hosts for putting it together.
 
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