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). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?
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). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?
). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?
). what’s the synopsis/the plot, what’s the main quest, and which MH members are in the main cast?





I got deleted???Final Results LEADERBOARD
1st: KAKOHA = 15 pts
2nd: Gryffindor = 7 pts
3rd: Shinobi, Hardy = 5 pts
4th: Il10 = 3 pts
5th: Arrow, James, Faust = 1 pts
6th: Erin = 0 pts (best score)
7th: Grysun = -1 pts
8th: Brandish = -2 pts
9th: Wojak = -5 pts
10th: Sam = -7 pts
11th: Kiki = -11 pts
12th: Xi0 =-13.5 pts

You are in 3rd along with shino and Hardy with 5 points.I got deleted???![]()
I wrote the whole episodeHope you girls enjoy it ~ It's your fault for using this
as a hint! And Erin's question inspired me.
Last month, tragedy struck the Otaku Temple.
The Urge-Urge Artifact-An Ancient Erotic Relic rumored to grant god-tier pleasure and bestow the power of the High Priest of Horny Arts-vanished from the Secret Hen.tai Chamber.
Now, 16 heroes of The Cult of The Cultured (that's you denegerates!) have embarked on a chaotic quest to recover it-for the safety on the world..... and their deeply personal, deeply questionable agendas!
After a trail of betrayal, hen.tai-haunted halls, and suspicious liquids better left uninvestigated, one of them finally gets his hands on the artifact.
Unfortunately, it's now in the hands of the villain, Evil3ye!
As it pulses in his hands with the energy of thousands of hen.tai, he feels it.
He's now the High Priest of Horny Arts! The Supreme Denegerate.
And he decides to wield his newfound powers.
Evil3ye's first decision as a god was to take Urge-Urge and travel the world, spreading maximum chaos with minimal planning.
He chose a commercial airplane. "Let's go, Urge-Urge." Evi3ye said.
But the other heroes, hot on his trail, somehow all managed figure his plan and book seats on the same flight, as none of them have any self-preservation instincts!
Everyone got into the airplane. And just as the door was about to close, the last cultist came in.
Boarding last, but certainly first in importance, AnimePigeon, the celebrity protagonist!
His "celebrity aura" is so overwhelming the even Urge-Urge seems hesitant, pulsing slower for a moment.
AnimePigeon smiled, naturally enjoying the spotlight "Ladies, gentlemen, and denegerates of all skill levels," AnimePigeon announce, his voice calm yet commanding. "I believe it's time we....... fulfill our duties!"
And so the unfortunate aircraft took off- carrying Evil3ye, AnimePigeon, Urge-Urge, 15 pursuers, and a truly absurd numbers of unresolved grudges.
Brandish looked around, somehow every single one of them was here! "This feels like a setup," he laughed. "For murder, drama, or something horny, I can't tell."
Nearby, Shinobi accidently kicks a suitcase while practicing her martial arts, sending it flying. It narrowly misses Sam, Who is busy taking selfies with Urge-Urge! She then returned to her seat and continued writing her novels.
Evil3ye was glaring at Sam and thinking "That's the (finger the cracks) dude. Should I use Urge-Urge to finger his crack right here and now?"
Suddenly, they heard the announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking! We've reached cruising altitude. Due to....... unnatural readings in the cabin, the seatbelt sign will remain on for the duration of the flight. Also, as a reminder, any form of ritual chanting, martial arts sparring, or summoning of ancient artifacts is strictly prohibited onboard. Thank you for flying HornyJet ~ "
There was a silence after the announcement.
"......................... That feels targeted, Hardy said, raising an eyebrow. "Like someone knows exactly how much chaos this cult can cause, and wants to see us explode this plane anyway."
"That captain, the annoying voice just now," Grysun said. "Wasn't that Gryffindor?" He then looked around at where Gryffindor was sitting a moment earlier.
It was empty.
At some point he snuck into the cockpit. "heh, he must have already dealt with them there." Grysun thought.
The cabin lights dimmed slightly, and the flight attendant appeared, smiling, pulling a tray of drinks. She stopped in front of the first seated cultist, Xi0.
"Sir, what would you like to have? Coffee? Tea?," Erin said. "Or perhaps...... a porn list? A carefully curated list of all the cultists' top 10 hotties to enjoy during the flight?"
The cultists all glanced at her.
Ah, she's at it again!
Erin had quietly slipped into the flight attendant's cabin, dealt with the poor woman efficiently, and was now serving the passengers herself. Everyone knew exactly what had happened, and no one was even slightly surprised. It was just..... business as usual.
"It's not enough for her to host most of the top 10 games," Grysun muttered. "Now she wants to play hostess here too!".
Xi0 raised an eyebrow "I'll pass. Who knows what you put in those drinks?" He looked around the cabin. "And a list based on these guys' taste in women? I'll pass on that too. Their standards are ..... aggressively sub-par !"
"Rude," Came a voice. "Accurate, but rude."
It was Faust. "In our defense, standards were never the goal. Boobs were."
"Your kink's are showing!" said Kiki, half serious, half joking. "And speaking of kinks, why don't you all confess your kinks, fetishes, and deepest...... preferences? No judgment, mostly."
Erin turned to the next cultist seated the nearest to Xi0, IL "What about you, sir? what would you like to have?"
IL thought for a moment.
A long moment.
"Before I answer," he said slowly, "I feel it's important to acknowledge that a fundamental component of all living organisms homeostasis. Thermal regulation, to be precise."
Everyone stared at him.
"Physical warmth," IL continued, folding his hands "Particularly when shared between two bodies, has been shown to calm the nervous system. Skin-to-skin contact can synchronize heart rate, breathing, even emotional state. It's why infants are held. Why animal's cuddle. Why — "
" — why is this happening," Xi0 muttered.
" — why sometimes," IL said, undeterred, "a hug from a dog feels good, but insufficient."
Erin blinked "Sir, this is a beverage cart."
"Yes" IL nodded. "Which brings me to my order."
He looked up at her earnestly.
"I'll have whatever is warmest. Ideally something that can be held close to the chest. And if you have the option," he added, after a pause, "I'd like to remain near it slightly longer than is socially expected."
....................................
Kiki mused "Now that's a kink, alright!"
Faust leaned over "Bro just ordered a cuddle."
Sam whispered "Dude...... I'll take two of those, for science."
Erin stared at IL for full three seconds, then smiled wider than before.
"Coming right up," she said. "One emotional support beverage."
Arrowofsky's ears perked up "Emotional support beverage. I've heard those words before."
He leaned forward, eyes distant, voice soft and reflective. "One time...... after an enjoyable dance, I was at the second song of the tanda and I kept dancing with the same girl, but what a girl she was. The embrace got closer all by itself to the completely close one. My left hand and her soft, elegant right hand were in the Goldilock zone of firmness. I felt the warmness of her cheek, her stimulated blood circulating from her heart, and, of course, my own heart pounding even more excitedly. It felt like I was not actually on stage with others. There was not even a separate me or her, just a single entity. The music was so faint in my ears, and I was just stepping out of the memory of the rhythm. And then it ended. We separated by at most three inches, and she mischievously smiled at me and looked into my eyes so intensely."
Sam blinked. "How did yo proceed?"
Arrowofsky smiled serenely. "She said, 'You need an emotional support beverage,' and then..... she left."
"......................................"
Sam jumped, "Wait, that's it?"
Brandish said, trying not to laugh "I think I need a drink just to process that."
Hardy "Do we clap? Or cry? Or what?"
Grysun muttered, "Ok... Who knew coffee and tea could be this emotionally complicated!"
Kakoha laughed "I swear, every flight with this cult turns into a touchy-feely nightmare. And I'm allergic to touchy-feely nightmares."
Erin turned to him "And you, sir. What would you like to have?"
Kakoha leaned back in his seat, with a sly grin. "I'll take whatever comes in a cup of ultimate power. Extra dramatic, please."
He paused, then smirked, pulling a deck of cards from his pocket. "Luckily, I've got my shadow deck. If anyone tried to hug me...... I summon Millennium Cuddle Buster Dragon. Instant defense!"
Grysun blinked, "Wait, that's a card?"
Kakoha grinned, "Nope. But it could be. And it's best for situations like these XDDDDDD."
Suddenly, the aisle shook as someone stumbled through, leaving a trail of warm liquid behind.
"I call it ..... cloud booze," slurred Wojak. "The horny turbulence and lewd people here make it taste better."
He flopped into the emergency exit row, stretched across the seats, grinning. "Who's up for a round of ....... whatever game we're playing?"
"Life Mafia Game!" James immediately declared, then turned to Faust, "You might as well host this speedy game! Distribute the roles, and we lynch someone for real in one hour."
Faust asked "hmmm, You want me to do this?"
James stood up, smirking. "Of course! Come on, everyone. You know you wanna!"
"yeah, let's! I'll dominate this game!" Sam declared excitedly.
"No chance" Hardy scoffed. "You'd probably get lynched in the first five seconds!"
"Ugh, losers!" A voice rang out, cutting through the chaos. It was Grysun. "Did you all forget why we're here? What's our cause?"
"What's our cause again?" Brandish muttered.
A pause. Then AnimePigeon, ever the hero, pointed at Evil3ye, who was lounging smugly in first class, artifact glowing in hand.
"............It's to retrieve Urge-Urge from that fiend over there! For the safety of the word, and other reasons!"
Heads turned. Eyes narrowed. For a moment, they all focused on their mission.
As the protagonist, AnimePigeon stood in front of Evil3ye, "Evil3ye," he said, locking eyes with the villain. "Hand over Urge-Urge. You're going to find that celebrity aura has.... consequences!"
And then
"Denegera..... I mean, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking again," The voice crackled over the intercom.
It was Gryffindor.
"Oh, it's him again!" Grysun groaned.
The cultists braced themselves as the familiar voice continued, "Attention passengers: we are facing turbulence from magical artifacts, rogue cultists, and extreme denegerate energy. I highly advice holding onto your seatmates, weapons of all sorts, or emotional support beverages. The plane is currently falling of the sky! Good luck, everyone! Try not to die ~ "
The cabin erupted in sarcasm, laughter and chaos.
"........ well," Kakoha said, pulling out his Shadow Deck, "I did say I wanted extra drama!"
And somewhere near the emergency exit, Wojak cheered "Drinks round two! This is gonna be fun."
The cultist clutched at their weapons, preparing for the "dramatic landing". Their eyes locked on Evil3ye and the glowing Urge-Urge artifact.
They knew one thing for certain : episode two was going to be even worse.
xi0 also got it the #4 question, he got a lot of unique points were rareFun facts:
-Brandish was the only one to get #16 right.
-xi0 was the only one to get #8 right and the title for #16 (got 0.5 on that)
-kako was the only one to get #4 right.
Knew it! Faldio the goat.Grysun
10.Who is Pigeon's favorite character from Valkyria Chronicles?
AP Answers - Faldia Landzaat (Non-Playable) - Valkyria Chronicles 1, 2, 4 & Chronicles are dear favourite games of mine.
I'll restrict this Answer to VC1 & some VC1 Honourable Mentions (but feel free to ask after this about my Choices for VC2, VC4 & VC Chronicles)
Honourable Mentions: Welkin Gunther, Alicia Melchiott, Brigitte "Rosie" Sparks, Susie Evans, Freesia York, Lynn, Audrey Heitinga, Herbert Nielsen, Homer Peron, Claudia Mann, Marina Wulfstan, Catherine O'Hara, Fina Sellers, Hans (Porkavian Piggie![]()
), Selvaria Bles, Leon Schmidt
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The Drunk Brawler - Juviii
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