Interview Game - Kakoha Edition

[Juviii]

Is round 2 multiple choice questions?

Yes

 

[SirSamuel016]

Yes

Cool, I'll send my question in now before you start wanting my attention when I'm in the bedroom like last night

 

[Natasha]

Sent!

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Sorry for the delay.

 

[Asako]

ROUND 1 RESULTS

Kakoha Answers for Round 1

Animepigeon

1. Kakoha has more Anime/Video Game Husbando's compared to Anime/Video Game Waifu's? (T/F)
False, I have violet evagarden and kirigiri, sorry but no male character can top that

Hardy

2. Naughty Kakoha secretly wants Asako to cosplay as a hot character.
False, and the only reason is that I describe violet as cool not hot, which is the opposite if you think about it too much xD

Tatsumaki

3. If given the opportunity by say...a genie, you would accept to become a fly, for a week, with all the benefits and dangers it brings.
True or false
False, what are even the benifits ? flying ? not worth dying for

Kiki

4. Snow Fleas are not fleas, true or false?
False, I'm not a fleas scientist, but I googled them and looks similar enough to me

Hermit

5. The rain in Spain flows mainly on the plain. True or false
True, plain and simple

NashSilver

6. Kakoha has started a cult comprised of key figures from communities such as MH in a grand scheme to commit sins of gluttony and sloth in order to [̵̩̅R̵̹̔e̵͇͝d̸̳͘ả̵̦c̸̙̀t̴͉̍e̶̞͘d̸͖̀]̴̹́ admitting to brainwashing its members in a nefarious plot to normalise [̷̰͑R̵̠̂e̸̱̅d̸̘̰̆ã̷̦c̵͎̣̚t̶̳͔̃͛e̷͕̋̿d̴̮̅]̶̳̬̊̉.
True, wanna join ?


Gryffindor

7. Does Kakoha have any phobias?(If so, elaborate in your commentary)
True, I hate dogs, sorry not sorry (they attacked me as a kid so I have every right )

Pandemonium

8. You are a romantic person.
True, just ask asako xD

Shinobi

9. " It's all Asako's fault! "
True, just ask asako xD

GrySun

10. Kakoha never had a huge fight with Asako that included him or her doing at least one of the following:

angrily shouting
angrily leaving mid-talk to do other things while the issue isn't resolved
silent treatment
needing a 3am talk to fix things
or such
To clarify - true means no never happened, false means yes it did

False, just ask asako xD

SirSTOP

11. True or False: You have attempted to stack donuts on your penis before.
False

Erinyes

12. Does "Kakoha" username secretly come from "cocoa" ?
False, but I wish it did xD now it's kinda just random

Teubier

13. If the computer does not work, it is because the socket is all wet?
False

Leaderboard

1st: Hardy, Erinyes = 7 pts
2nd: AnimePigeon, Copy Panda, Gryffindor = 5 pts
3rd: Kiki, NashSilver, Hermit = 3 pts
4th: Teubier, GrySun, SirSamuel016, shinobi = 1 pts
5th: Tatsumaki = -1 pts

Spoiler: Results

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Spoiler: Commentary By Players

Spoiler: NashSilver

1. False
2. True, surely its not even secret!
3. False, what benefits???
4. True
5. False, rain don't give a fuck
6. True
7. True, hotdogs
8. True.
We stand shoulder to shoulder facing the lynchmob outside. We couldn't eliminate them in time, they know we're the mafia. Kakoha steps forward "It will be fine, we did our best, I will go and convince them."

He knew there was no convincing the rabid mob outside. They wanted blood. He simply couldn't
allow it to be anyone's but his.
9. False, he doesn't want to sleep on the couch tonight
10. False, they're both human
11. False, but I'm sure he could fit 20
12. False, I'm gonna guess it's like my longterm handle and came from my imagination when I was 12
13. True, naughty naughty

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Spoiler: Hardy

Animepigeon



1. Kakoha has more Anime/Video Game Husbando's compared to Anime/Video Game Waifu's? (T/F)



True (it's false but he'll try to be cool)



Hardy



2. Naughty Kakoha secretly wants Asako to cosplay as a hot character.



False (it's true tho. He'll say some bs like "she's perfect as she is!!! Blegh)



Tatsumaki



3. If given the opportunity by say...a genie, you would accept to become a fly, for a week, with all the benefits and dangers it brings.

True or false



False unless he likes to eat shit






Pandemonium



8. You are a romantic person.

True. Simp



Shinobi



9. " It's all Asako's fault! "

False. Simp



GrySun



10. Kakoha never had a huge fight with Asako that included him or her doing at least one of the following:



angrily shouting
angrily leaving mid-talk to do other things while the issue isn't resolved
silent treatment
needing a 3am talk to fix things
or such
To clarify - true means no never happened, false means yes it did

False. Thanks for clarifying



SirSTOP



11. True or False: You have attempted to stack donuts on your penis before.

Uh false.

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Spoiler: Grysun

Round 1 answers

1. False - waifus are just more plentiful
2. True - though he may not admit it publicly, lie and say false, and I falsely lose points!
3. False - what benefits are there to being a fly??? Maybe the "to be a fly on the wall in the room" kinda thing for snooping on the US president or something, but who cares about that.
4. True - they seem to be very different in what they do
5. False - it can rain anywhere
6. True - I'm in
7. False - nobody that spams xd so easily has any fears
8. True - I'm sure he fancies himself one
9. True - throwing Asako under the bus since 2016 Host: bullying since before I was even here
10. True - they seem cutesy enough to mostly get along? Host: but never ?? isnt that kinda impossible, could been a different answer if it was how often
11. False. Sam...
12. False. It'd be Cocoha then
13. True. The question implies the socket is all wet, and that could be a problem.

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Spoiler: Erinyes

Tatsumaki

3. If given the opportunity by say...a genie, you would accept to become a fly, for a week, with all the benefits and dangers it brings.
True or false
False is there any benefit ?



Hermit

5. The rain in Spain flows mainly on the plain. True or false?
Could be true


NashSilver

6. Kakoha has started a cult comprised of key figures from communities such as MH in a grand scheme to commit sins of gluttony and sloth in order to [̵̩̅R̵̹̔e̵͇͝d̸̳͘ả̵̦c̸̙̀t̴͉̍e̶̞͘d̸͖̀]̴̹́ admitting to brainwashing its members in a nefarious plot to normalise [̷̰͑R̵̠̂e̸̱̅d̸̘̰̆ã̷̦c̵͎̣̚t̶̳͔̃͛e̷͕̋̿d̴̮̅]̶̳̬̊̉.
I can see him dpoing this yeah.... but false





Pandemonium

8. You are a romantic person.
Maybe, lets say yes wjhen not mafia (see how he defends Asa even when she is obvious scum, thats definitely the mind of romantic guy






SirSTOP

11. True or False: You have attempted to stack donuts on your penis before.
false what Sam is even doing with donuts....

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Spoiler: Sirsam

1. False
2. True
3. False
4. True - Kiki what the fuck are you on about cunt? (< please include that comment)
5. True
6. False
7. True
8. False
9. True - Asako is easily distracted by Kama/other FGO characters so I suppose it is true. Host: I'm a sakura face collector
10. False
11. True - If you haven't then you haven't tried it yet
12. False
13. True - Cunts fucked if thats the case

Spoiler: gryff

1) F
2) F
3) F
Brotha is lying if the answer is True.
4) T
5) F
The rine in spine flows minely on the pline
6) T
7) F
8) F
9) T
10) F
Brotha is lying if the answer is True.
11) F
12) F
13) F

Spoiler: panda

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Animepigeon

1. Kakoha has more Anime/Video Game Husbando's compared to Anime/Video Game Waifu's? (T/F)

False (it's equal amount)

Hardy

2. Naughty Kakoha secretly wants Asako to cosplay as a hot character.

True (Rin)

Tatsumaki

3. If given the opportunity by say...a genie, you would accept to become a fly, for a week, with all the benefits and dangers it brings.
True or false

False (he would get swatted)

Kiki

4. Snow Fleas are not fleas, true or false?

False (red panda of the fleas, fake)

Hermit

5. The rain in Spain flows mainly on the plain. True or false?

False (it's lifted by a crane)

NashSilver

6. Kakoha has started a cult comprised of key figures from communities such as MH in a grand scheme to commit sins of gluttony and sloth in order to [̵̩̅R̵̹̔e̵͇͝d̸̳͘ả̵̦c̸̙̀t̴͉̍e̶̞͘d̸͖̀]̴̹́ admitting to brainwashing its members in a nefarious plot to normalise [̷̰͑R̵̠̂e̸̱̅d̸̘̰̆ã̷̦c̵͎̣̚t̶̳͔̃͛e̷͕̋̿d̴̮̅]̶̳̬̊̉.

True (Im one of the key figures)

Gryffindor

7. Does Kakoha have any phobias?(If so, elaborate in your commentary)

True (losing as mafia)

Pandemonium

8. You are a romantic person.

False (he forgets anniversary dates) host: Actually, he keep these things tracked more than me

Shinobi

9. " It's all Asako's fault! "

True (she fell asleep) host: false news

GrySun

10. Kakoha never had a huge fight with Asako that included him or her doing at least one of the following:

• angrily shouting
• angrily leaving mid-talk to do other things while the issue isn't resolved
• silent treatment
• needing a 3am talk to fix things
• or such

To clarify - true means no never happened, false means yes it did

False (asachi did all of the above)

SirSTOP

11. True or False: You have attempted to stack donuts on your penis before.

False (keep yourself safe sam)

Erinyes

12. Does "Kakoha" username secretly come from "cocoa" ?

False (arabic for konoha) host: no

Teubier

13. If the computer does not work, it is because the socket is all wet?

True (dry it)

Spoiler: AnimePigeon

Shinobi

9. " It's all Asako's fault! " (T/F) - False (Assuming Kakoha has a Fear of Castration)

GrySun

10. Kakoha never had a huge fight with Asako that included him or her doing at least one of the following:

• angrily shouting
• angrily leaving mid-talk to do other things while the issue isn't resolved
• silent treatment
• needing a 3am talk to fix things
• or such

To clarify - true means no never happened, false means yes it did (T/F) - False (Assuming Kakoha wants to live to tell the Tale)

You guys have 24 Hours to send Round 2 Question (Multiple Choices)​

 

[SirSamuel016]

sent

4th: Teubier, GrySun, SirSamuel016, shinobi = 1 pts

damn

 

[Juviii]

Fun astro facts:

-Fire signs in average scored the highest.
-Earth signs in average scored the lowest.

 

[Copy Panda]

how does host know kakoha isnt arabic for konoha

 

[Kiki]

Kiki what the fuck are you on about cunt?

lmaooooo

@Kakoha snow fleas arent fleas! they are not insect either

 

[GrySun]

10. Kakoha never had a huge fight with Asako that included him or her doing at least one of the following:

angrily shouting
angrily leaving mid-talk to do other things while the issue isn't resolved
silent treatment
needing a 3am talk to fix things
or such
To clarify - true means no never happened, false means yes it did

False, just ask asako xD

Oh thats surprising. You both seem quite calm.

@Asako did he hit you with an xD at the wrong time? Understandable.

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False (it's true tho. He'll say some bs like "she's perfect as she is!!! Blegh)

Lmao

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True - though he may not admit it publicly, lie and say false, and I falsely lose points!

Of course

 

[Copy Panda]

Oh thats surprising. You both seem quite calm.

why do you think shes so sleepy all the time? thats right, used energy cussing out kono

 

[Juviii]

Reminder that it is not mandatory to send with the options. If you prefer, the celebrity can choose it instead.

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@GrySun
@Hardy
@Copy Panda
@Erinyes

Left to send.

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And @Tatsumaki

 

[Kakoha]

how does host know kakoha isnt arabic for konoha

the host is a stalker

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@Kakoha snow fleas arent fleas! they are not insect either

nah, they look similar enough XD idc

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Oh thats surprising. You both seem quite calm.

yeah, u gotta see her in real life XDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Asako]

Oh thats surprising. You both seem quite calm.

@Asako did he hit you with an xD at the wrong time? Understandable.

He despises these lovely creatures

why do you think shes so sleepy all the time? thats right, used energy cussing out kono

fake news, I'm awake

yeah, u gotta see her in real life XDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Kakoha]

He despises these lovely creatures

Yes, can't argue with lovely XD

 

[Juviii]

Kako hates dogs AND rabbits?? What the hell?!

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[Asako]

Kako hates dogs AND rabbits?? What the hell?!

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He somehow finds bunnies creepy
Dogs are closer to phobia, good thing he have shield asako.

 

[Kakoha]

Kako hates dogs AND rabbits?? What the hell?!

I like cats tho

 

[Juviii]

@GrySun
Still left to send a multiple choice question.

Questions were sent to kako for the multiple choice and we will move on once he replies.

 

[GrySun]

@GrySun
Still left to send a multiple choice question.

Questions were sent to kako for the multiple choice and we will move on once he replies.

Sorry about that! Sent it now.

 

[Juviii]

Round 2
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GrySun

1. You are offered a job position in several countries that pay decently more than Kakoha's current job. But you gotta move to that country(Asako can come along on a family visa). What do you do? Imagine it's any city you want of the country.

A. Take the US offer and live in the US
B. Take the Japan offer and live in Japan
C. Take the UK offer and live in the UK
D. Take the EU-country offer and live in the EU country(so any city in any EU country like germany, france etc).
E. Refuse and stay with what you have right now and where you live right now.

Copy Panda

2.It’s a lovely summer evening. The breeze is just right. Orange sunlight, the colour of toffee wrappers, pours through the blinds like molten caramel. You’re helping yourself to a nice cold drink. Suddenly, you receive a concerning text:

“We have kidnapped your beloved! Irrefutable evidence is provided in the attachment. Bring a 100 million billion aigoos to the agreed-upon location or your partner will face the consequences!!”

After verifying the veracity of this threatening text, you determine the location is 1~2 hours away, while you have 3 hours left. You can produce the requisite amount of aigoos, but it'll cost ya.

Do you listen to music on your way there?
A)It's a beautiful night. You can joyride on your way there. Take the scenic route. You'll also hang your arm outside of the window and drive with one hand because the scene is just so chill
B)No, but you will do that thing guys do, that they splash water onto their face and look really serious in the mirror while you lean in on the sink
C)Maybe you listen to a couple of white girl music remixes after you exfoliate, exterminate, and hydrate your face, as today is skincare day, and you wouldn't want your partner to see your unkempt visage after such a stressful experience. You'll make it, but just barely.
D)Perhaps brushing off your 2000-2015 OST playlist isn’t such a bad idea. You can listen to the stuff Asachi hates. You'll be on time, but she will assume you were listening to this music because of another girl and will whine the whole way back about it.

Tatsumedical

3. What is your favorite nitrogenous base (in your DNA) ?
A) A
B) T
C) C
D) G

Erin

4. what’s your most embarrassig childhood memory?
A- had to kiss a classmate (on the cheek) and the entire class caught into it
B- had to dance in front of class while they laughed at me
C- a girl exposed me after confessing to her ("the worst she can say is no")
D- got the least grade and was bullied for it

HardBum

5. Trouble time!

Who would you find attractive in MH other than Asako? No one is not allowed.

A- Farfalla
B- Hardy
C- Nashsilver
D- GrySun

Shinobevil

6. What's your special way of showing love to Asako?

A- Helping her with math, because numbers just aren't her thing.
B- Making her watch your favorite anime, and watching hers in return.
C- Tricking her and winning the MG, one way or another.
D- Sacrificing yourself to be the celebrity in her interview game.
E- Blaming her for whatever goes wrong.

BirthdayPigeon

7. If you had to move Countries Immediately (in current shitshow climate of the world) where would you go?

A- Indonesia
B- South Africa
C- Turkey
D- Canada

Gryffinpoor

8. Young Kakoha, tell me about a personal regret of yours, preferably something related to school, work, family, love, or other serious topics. Please refrain from stuff like "I regret not nightkilling GrySun 'cause then he got me lynched the next day XD" or "I regret not going with my friends and playing Kirby 'till 2am XDD" or "I regret misbehaving when I was 12 and getting grounded XDDD". You get the point.

A- Regretted not studying enough to make it to a better university
B- Regretted not being there for a close friend when they really needed it
C- Regretted starting a relationship in the past
D- Regretted missing a very good work deal because I wanted to study more.

MasonSilver

9. Kakoha places his hands on the palace doors. There is no going back, he must face the court alone for the crimes of his family. He pushes them open, leaving bloodstained marks on the woodwork, and walks in with confidence.

The hall is half empty, the seats with no living owners a testament of the mafia's crimes. The remaining elite turn to look at him with scrutiny and revenge in their eyes. They do not know he was the one to commit all the murders, but they can feel it.

They erupt in accusation. Fingers fall on Kakoha, it seems hopeless.
He scans the hall for his one partner in crime, the only member of his family left.
She debates the ones who care to listen but to no avail. She raises her finger at him too.

A) He stays silent. He will give them no satisfaction for their revenge.
B) He claims innocence. There is no world in which his intentions were evil!
C) He points at his enemies. They are the ones who did this, it's clear as day!
D) He points at his sibling. She is the one who is more evil than I!
E) He surrenders and thanks one of his enemies. Once he is executed, they will suffer in association to him.

Hermit

10. Favorite superhero out of the following?
A.Superman
B.Batman
C.The Flash
D.Deadpool
E.Spiderman

kiki

11. What is the best weather?
A- spring weather: not too hot not too cold, no rain.
B- winter weather: cold weather, don't mind rainy days.
C- summer weather: hot sunny days are my favourite.
D- moderate cold with no rain.

SirSam

12. What do you think would be the worst thing for you to experience?

A) Extreme male pattern baldness that surpasses what Copan has and thoroughly denies
B) Be stuck in an elevator that stopped working for a few hours with the aussie boys Sam, Brando (and others who I won't name) that have been out on footy friday to watch some footy, sink some piss (beers etc.), and then ended the night with kebabs and burritos (uh oh stinky farts)
C) Being forced to sit through a six hour lecture from Juviii on horoscopes and zodiac shit, but every time you don't pay full attention, fall asleep etc. she starts over from the top
D) Visiting Kiki for an hour only for him to start sticking legos up his bum and force you to watch (say the magic word and he'll let you have a turn)

Teubier

13. Let go once in a while, you are a loose lily floating down an amber river...
A. I’m not loose, what are you on about?
B. A lily? I’m not french but sure, I’m royalty like that.
C. Only if it’s an amber river of soy sauce.
D. I never let go, you are welcome to find out why.

You have 48h to send your answers.

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