Games MH Interview Game- Copy Panda Edition

[Juviii]

Round 3 questions ​

Erin
1-Whats the biggest mistake you did in your life ?
Hint: timing

Shino
2-What word do you often hear when MHers describe you?
Hint: MH meme

Faust
3-What's your favorite tulip variety?
Hint: red mangoes

Liductan
4-What do you value more, your privacy or money?
No hint

Lambu
5-What's the physical trait that you find the most attractive in a woman? (breasts and ass are not eligible)
No hint

Hermit
6-What is the strangest food you have ever eaten?
Hint: Russian food by lawl

Kiki
7-Your standards for hot, sexy panda?
Hint: Weeb dream that comes to reality/anime character

James
8-Since you like Conan so much, I'll ask you: Which ship do you like the most - RanxShinichi or AixConan? *Gasp* Don't tell me you prefer AyumixConan you giant perverted Panda?!
No hint

Brandish
9-What skill, that can be used for the betterment of yourself and others, have you mastered? If you haven't mastered a skill, please answer 'none' and tell us how you will/are addressing this.
Hint: none but he wants to master something a panda would like to master.

Desin
10-How would you describe your perfect partner (physical and characterwise) only using quotes from the hit movie Shrek
Hint: Donkey quote

Gry
11-What was Panda's favorite Mafia Game that he played(not hosted/spectated) on this forum?
Hint: 2017

Farf
12-If you were a roman/greek deity, which one would it be and why"
Hint: 12 Olympians of Greece

Lak
13-Art (Paintings, sculpture, music etc) as u know it is something all humans enjoy. Aristotle once said that happiness was the purpose of life, and that art (both enjoying and creating it) was an attempt to reach that goal - that suggests that enjoying the beauty (in nature or in art) is an innate desire of humans. We all desire happiness, and beauty and art make us happy.


Now we have gone a step further rather than just creating art, we’ve applied artistic principles to things like sex, cooking, and movement. Things that are only supposed to keep our species alive have now become ‘art forms’ (for example, instead of eating whatever we can find, we spend a ton of effort to create a delicious, beautiful meal). Even a step further, competitions , comparisons, the ranking and a step further, putting even numerical values on it ,which totally contradicts the initial goal of happiness with concepts of winners and losers." So, my question this round is


Why do humans create Art ?
Hint: Philosophical answer


Holt
14-Will you rather be an oppressor or the oppressed?
No hint


Gajeel
15-What is the most important emotion according to you?
Hint: Negative emotion mangoes

Revo
16-If had the power to permban from MH any of the current players here, who would it be?
Hint: male player in this interview

Marm
17-Okay, so you come home - sit down and have a cup of hot steaming tea. You're feeling comfortable, sitting there with your tea and a soft panda-pattern blanket. Before you can help it, your mind starts to drift. To strange places, like baby pandas clumsily falling over and pineapple on foods they really shouldn't be on. Not only that, your thoughts drift to Magi's secret stash of nudes and Demonspeed in a cute little dress. Farfalla in the bedroom... Juviii with a whip.
Your thoughts drift to fantasies, strange, interesting fantasies... So do tell us.
What is the weirdest sexual fantasy you've ever had? (And who was involved)
Hint: mangoes (not literally)

Magi
18-''Panda, assume you've won a nice price during an event you participated in. The grant price is to leave a nice mark/touch on the belly and booty of the First Hot Ladies group, a hot smooth lick and kiss on the feet on the Korean group Mamamoo and/or a soft nipple touch and ass grabbing on The Strongman group. Afterwards you can do whatever you want with them. Which group(s) would you choose as your grant price?''


''The First Hot ladies group''

''The Mamamoo group''

''The Strongman group''

Hint: greed

Hardy
19-This site has over 100000 members. As a very social panda, you surely interacted with most of them.

Some are close, some others not so much (be it because of differences, or because you just drifted apart). If you were to pick one user you would like to bond more with (regardless of you being very close already or not) who would it be?
Hint: senpai

You have 48h to send your answers ​

Countdown ​

 

[Juviii]

I heard the winner gets special panda pics.

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 1, 2020, Original Post Date: Sep 1, 2020 ---

Am I like last place after this round? Damn.

You missed the second panda story btw.
You aren't last but close...

 

[liductan]

I got about half right.. I can deal with that.

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 1, 2020, Original Post Date: Sep 1, 2020 ---

those questions.. look like sheep questions. lol

 

[Copy Panda]

*Revo gets happy as the zone is fading*

Since she's small, do I have to be the big spoon

 

[Hardy]

Since she's small, do I have to be the big spoon

Depends, did your brain get smaller?

 

[Asako]

Round 2 Leaderboard
1st: Gajeel = 3 pts
2nd: James = 2 pts
3rd: Marmalade, Magi = 1 pts
4th: Faust = 0 pts
5th: Shinobi = -1 pts
6th: Kiki, lakhan, Liductan, Hardy, Hermit, Holt, Erinyes = -3 pts
7th: Grysun, Desin, Revo, Lambu = -5 pts
8th: Brandish, Farfalla = -7pts

Round Total Leaderboard

1st: Gajeel /Magi = 8 pts
2nd: James = 7 pts
3rd: Marmalade, Shinobi, Hardy = 6 pts
4th: Faust= 5 pts
5th: Desin= 4 pts
6th: Grysun, Farfalla = 2 pts
7th: Brandish, Holt = 0 pts
8th: Hermit, Erinyes, Revo, Lambu = -2 pts
9th: Kiki, Lakhan, Liductan = -4 pts​

Spoiler: Commentary

Spoiler: Magi

Question 1:

Basically Panda, like literally:

Answer: B

Question 2:

Hmm... let's look it from a different perspective.

Panda and Raven:

Hmmm...
Hmmmm...
Hmmmmmm....

Panda and Farfalla:

Hmmm...
Hmmmm...
Hmmmmm...


Panda and Magi:

The only option left is Gnut. So let's go for Gnut!

Question 3:

Answer: A

Question 4:

Only one option is legit here and that's what we go for!

Question 5:

Hm...
Hmm....
Hmmm....

Well none of the options are involved that I needed, however, of course, there is also that one solution:

Nuff said.

Question 6:

Whats this question even? Panda is basically everything at this point, expect sports maybe... we just go for option E here because he is an e-grill. Yes, this logic has nothing to do with the question BUT I DO NOT CARE!

Question 7:

Let's just go for Philia.

Question 8:

Farfalla probably. She dumped Hardy after all for Europe in the romantic date, can't go wrong with that.

Question 9:

Baldyjeel no one cares bro. NO ONE CARES. Let's just go with option A here and call it a day. LEMME FINISH THIS SHIZZLES.

Question 10:

Hmm..... Well C looks cute

So lets just go with option C. The rest looks either weird or just they want to hunt you down like Juviii's glaring.

Question 11:

Jesus christus people are in need for some thirsty fanfictions about females here at this point. Might as well just bring yourself to the red distract and fish your self some ladies. Let's go with option A because MOTHER RUSSIA HERE WE GO!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STILL 8 QUESTIONS TO GO.

Yes yes, Juv's I am already answering this. Stop the glaring girl, jesus.

Question 12:

All of these had terrible endings and I really feel like to vote for Magi because too much bs asspull baba-kun, but let's go with Nanatsu here because garbage stays always garbage.

Question 13:

Dunno, don't care.
Answer: A

Question 14:

I know that Panda does like to receive all the S and M's that Kiki can think of, its his favorite mod after all. Kiki try and teach him your ways.

But I will go with option B here because B is just always the right way to go even if it might be wrong, its still the right way to go. THE FUCKING RIGHT WAY.

Question 15:

At this point it is basically one for all, and all for one. Sister nom nom here I come.

Question 16:

Iirc he only has one panda sister, so option A it is.

Question 17:

I will just go for option A here because it has the word ''cute'' in it, he can't resist that word. So let's just go with this illogical logic!

Question 18:

I wanted to do a comic for this also, but I barely have time now AAAAAAAH. Anyway, from all the options that I have given him I think he will go for Charlie. xD

Question 19:

IDC!
Answer: C

Spoiler: Erinyes

Round 2 questions

Marm
1. Pick one
A) Have a big, huge, enormous amount peepee and small brain
B) Small, so tiny, the smallest peepee, but a big brain
C) Enjoy a kapsalon at Magi’s tea party, however it also has pineapple on it.


Hardy
2.If you were to have a ROMANTIC dinner alone it would be with:

A) Raven
B) Farfalla
C) Purity of Magi

D) gnut



Kiki
3.which is the best?
A) bamboo leaves no idea lol
B) bamboo shoots?


Shino
4.Which of these anime catchphrases does Panda like the most?
A) Jotaro's "Yare Yare Daze"

B) Katsura's "Zura ja nai, Katsura da!"
C) Ryoma's "Mada mada dane"
D) All might's "Mo Daijoubu! Nazette? watashi ga kita!"


James
5.Panda's most traumatic childhood experience involves...
A) his Father
B) his Mother
C) his Uncle
D) His Pet Dog Skykaiser the Wise, the Great and the Mighty


Gry
6.Panda is given the option to go back in time to the point where he chose his current job/career path. As soon as he chooses he is brought back to the present time, with his life having changed based on his choice(thus he can‘t change anything else in the past, only this one choice). You will be able to remember your life since then as if you lived it in real time.
What does Panda do?


A) Chooses the medicine field.
B) Chooses the computer science field.
C) Goes into politics.

D) Goes into sports.
E) Changes nothing, life stays the same.


Brandish
7.Which MangaHelpers member have you most recently had sexual relations with?
A) Juvs
B) Noona
C) Brando
D) omomo

philia ?


Farfalla
8. Pandu likes this host the most:
A) Juviii
B) Asako
C) Farfalla (coz juvii & asako go together)


Gajeel
9.You have been diagnosed with an incurable illness. You only have a few months left. What do you do?
A) You spend the remaining months enjoying life, knowing you will die soon.
B) You will not let the illness take over your life and decide to commit suicide.
C) You spend the remaining months trying your best to find ways to extend your life or even find a cure (very unlikely).


Hermit
10.What is your favorite emoji out of the following?

A)




B)




C)




D)






Desin
11.You have fallen in love with 4 beautiful women, which one will you choose?

A) Putin's daughter

Includes regular KGB interrogation, radiation poisoning if you don't give her enough orgasms but you might inherit Putin's wealth once he dies in 250 years.

B) Stalin's grand-daughter

The most beautiful woman ever seen but you have to share since she is into the cuckold scene.

C) Japan's first sentient sex robot loli.

If you break her heart she might start a Robot Revolution

D) Ivanka Trump

Become a part of the Trump dynasty and make sure America becomes a hereditary monarchy.


Revo
12.Which had, to you, the worst ending/final arc?
A) Bleach
B) Nanatsu no Taizai
C) Magi
D) Naruto



Faust
13.


You woke up. Last night you went home with a super hot Fate cosplayer from the anime convention! But it turns it was gender-bent cosplayer! Who was it?

A) Demonspeed as Rin
B) Sky as Ereshkigal
C) Jammin as Ishtar
D) Syx as Jeanne Alter

Lakhan
14.
Panda had the audacity to decline the tea party invitation of Mango. So, she was enraged and since she had magic powers, she decided to punish him . Next day, Panda woke up and found he was now a bishoujo . But, Panda had a chance to reclaim back his sex if he fulfills one of the following challenges.

A) Feel urself whole day in bare public .
B) Fuck it, who's gonna remember me tomorrow and this form ? let me enjoy some orgies.
C) Obediently receive all the S and M stuffs kiki can think of without resistance.

Erin
15.
Based on a true story adapted in a pandalistic way :

You're traveling in a certain uruguayan flight, your plane is full of nice pandas, but suddenly your plane crashes somewhere in the most inaccessible place in the Andes somwhere close to Argentina Border. 33 pandas survived the crash, but bc of weather conditions researches that were conducted never get to find the survivors and after like 1 week or 2 (maybe ?) researchs were called off. Its cold very cold, and you're short of food very quickly, some 5 pandas passengers died after the 1st week, theres no food anymore at 1st you start eating some part of the plane, your shoes (coz circunstances make you wearing shoes exceptionnally) but at some point theres nothing to eat anymore, and if you want to survive you will have to resort to eat your fellow pandas that died, will you eat them to live or prefer to die than eat your cute little sister that couldnt make it alive , what will you do? (based on Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 story)

A) Eat your cute little sister
B) Starve
his little panda sis is too cute to be eaten, he d prefer to die, panda is generous and keep thin king about his friends wellness, panda is the meatiest panda still alive there, he knows if he dies his pandas fellows will get enough meat to survive for weeks

Liductan
16.How many sisters do you have?
A) 19pm
B) 2
C) None i think he doesnt have any sis if he had one he might have eaten her already, never trust a panda sibling love

Lambu
17.
- If you were to be left alone in a lost deserted island as a consequence of a shipwreck... What would you do?

A) Make fire signals hoping for another ship to notice you. It might take years but its the best thing you can do without risking your life. Help will come, you are too cute to be forgotten.

B) Try to leave the island using a big wooden piece of another boat that you found. You cant waste your life there waiting for something that might never come, the risk is worth it.

C) You take a bunch of coconuts, draw faces on them and name them after MH people to keep your mind sane and working. Among all those theres only one mango tho.
All answers sounds good , could be all, but this is definitely something panda-ish to do !

D) You embrace nature and decide to live for survival alone, since forgetting is the best thing you can do to protect yourself. Several years later you believe you are an actual panda and stand at the top of the food chain in the island.

Magi
18.
Alright, it seems its time for a new question round! Don’t you worry, this is not a milk tea party invitation. However, its been said that when you are drunk that you can be quite…. the thirsty type of person. Not talking about sucking milk here, so rest assured.

So let’s say that you are in a huge drunk situation again and everything goes so fast around you. Suddenly, you feel that your arm is getting a bit hold on, you feel a body against yours, you feel a soft whisper in your ear and the only thing that you can think about is ‘’I don’t know who the fuck you are, but this person is mine and mine alone’’ so before you even saw clearly who it was (but then again you are very drunk so it doesn't matter) you just went for the first move already. Turning around, holding the person in a close grip against you, trying to move the head to your direction so that you could just go for that smooth kiss. You try with a lot of force to enter the persons mouth to go for that deep, juicy, moist, deep kiss. Hands moving all around on the body, every touch makes you gasp and it becomes only hotter and hotter. You kiss every part of the persons body with a lot of force, you just simply find the situation that hot and are too thirsty. You simply want to eat it all. Everything just went a bit ‘’hotter’’ that night… or so that is what you believed to be.

The next day you woke up on a bench, not exactly knowing what happened nor knowing how you ended up there. Suddenly you get a message on your mobile and a picture has been send to you of that night. To your surprise it wasn’t as ''hot'' as you though it was yesterday. You are so confused that you simply don't know what to say.

If you had to choose, which person is on the picture that someone has send to you on the night you went forceful? Unfortunately, I cannot add any pictures for the options here because on mobile atm.

Option A: Knightmare

Option B: Philia

Option C: Charlie

Option D: Kiki

Holt
19.Pick a way to die:
A) Drowning
B) Stabbed
C) Shot - less painful
D) Choked

Spoiler: Brandish

Marm
1. Pick one
A) Have a big, huge, enormous amount peepee and small brain
This is the answer Marm wants.

Hardy
2.If you were to have a ROMANTIC dinner alone it would be with:
C) Purity of Magi


Kiki
3.which is the best?
B) bamboo shoots?


Shino
4.Which of these anime catchphrases does Panda like the most?
C) Ryoma's "Mada mada dane"


James
5.Panda's most traumatic childhood experience involves...
B) his Mother


Gry
6.Panda is given the option to go back in time to the point where he chose his current job/career path. As soon as he chooses he is brought back to the present time, with his life having changed based on his choice(thus he can‘t change anything else in the past, only this one choice). You will be able to remember your life since then as if you lived it in real time.
What does Panda do?
A) Chooses the medicine field.
It'd help if I knew what job Copy Panda has.

Brandish
7.Which MangaHelpers member have you most recently had sexual relations with?
D) revo


Farfalla
8. Pandu likes this host the most:
A) Juviii
Given my answer for 7, he would answer A. Maybe.


Gajeel
9.You have been diagnosed with an incurable illness. You only have a few months left. What do you do?
A) You spend the remaining months enjoying life, knowing you will die soon.
Sucky situation, would be a common choice here.

Hermit
10.What is your favorite emoji out of the following?
B)
B is super creepy.

Desin
11.You have fallen in love with 4 beautiful women, which one will you choose?

B) Stalin's grand-daughter

The most beautiful woman ever seen but you have to share since she is into the cuckold scene.

Someone help desin.


Revo
12.Which had, to you, the worst ending/final arc?
D) Naruto
revo makes good questions.


Faust
13.

You woke up. Last night you went home with a super hot Fate cosplayer from the anime convention! But it turns it was gender-bent cosplayer! Who was it?

A) Demonspeed as Rin
Demonspeed would make a cute girl cosplay.


Lakhan
14.
Panda had the audacity to decline the tea party invitation of Mango. So, she was enraged and since she had magic powers, she decided to punish him . Next day, Panda woke up and found he was now a bishoujo . But, Panda had a chance to reclaim back his sex if he fulfills one of the following challenges.

A) Feel urself whole day in bare public .
kiki is too much to take on lol. And for the orgy you'd have to be into guys for that.


Erin
15.
Based on a true story adapted in a pandalistic way :

You're traveling in a certain uruguayan flight, your plane is full of nice pandas, but suddenly your plane crashes somewhere in the most inaccessible place in the Andes somwhere close to Argentina Border. 33 pandas survived the crash, but bc of weather conditions researches that were conducted never get to find the survivors and after like 1 week or 2 (maybe ?) researchs were called off. Its cold very cold, and you're short of food very quickly, some 5 pandas passengers died after the 1st week, theres no food anymore at 1st you start eating some part of the plane, your shoes (coz circunstances make you wearing shoes exceptionnally) but at some point theres nothing to eat anymore, and if you want to survive you will have to resort to eat your fellow pandas that died, will you eat them to live or prefer to die than eat your cute little sister that couldnt make it alive , what will you do? (based on Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 story)

B) Starve
You can't eat your sister lol.


Liductan
16.How many sisters do you have?
C) None


Lambu
17.
- If you were to be left alone in a lost deserted island as a consequence of a shipwreck... What would you do?
B) Try to leave the island using a big wooden piece of another boat that you found. You cant waste your life there waiting for something that might never come, the risk is worth it.
This questions reminds me of a sheep that Lambu once made.


Magi
18.
Alright, it seems its time for a new question round! Don’t you worry, this is not a milk tea party invitation. However, its been said that when you are drunk that you can be quite…. the thirsty type of person. Not talking about sucking milk here, so rest assured.

So let’s say that you are in a huge drunk situation again and everything goes so fast around you. Suddenly, you feel that your arm is getting a bit hold on, you feel a body against yours, you feel a soft whisper in your ear and the only thing that you can think about is ‘’I don’t know who the fuck you are, but this person is mine and mine alone’’ so before you even saw clearly who it was (but then again you are very drunk so it doesn't matter) you just went for the first move already. Turning around, holding the person in a close grip against you, trying to move the head to your direction so that you could just go for that smooth kiss. You try with a lot of force to enter the persons mouth to go for that deep, juicy, moist, deep kiss. Hands moving all around on the body, every touch makes you gasp and it becomes only hotter and hotter. You kiss every part of the persons body with a lot of force, you just simply find the situation that hot and are too thirsty. You simply want to eat it all. Everything just went a bit ‘’hotter’’ that night… or so that is what you believed to be.

The next day you woke up on a bench, not exactly knowing what happened nor knowing how you ended up there. Suddenly you get a message on your mobile and a picture has been send to you of that night. To your surprise it wasn’t as ''hot'' as you though it was yesterday. You are so confused that you simply don't know what to say.

If you had to choose, which person is on the picture that someone has send to you on the night you went forceful? Unfortunately, I cannot add any pictures for the options here because on mobile atm.

Option A: Knightmare
I didn't read this question tbh


Holt
19.Pick a way to die:
B) Stabbed
Holt is such a nice guy

Spoiler: Gajeel

16- Panda has 1 sister. So It would be 19pm according to liductan.
17- Panda is a delicate flower, so it is A.

Spoiler: James

1. C) Because I hope Panda doesn't care about peepee and brainy but about his stomach.

2. Withhold

3. Uhm, what do Pandas prefer to eat? The leaves or the shoots? Ugh, I just take B, wild guess.

4. C) maybe?

5. Panda won't pick D so that's out, father is too cliche and while Uncle is always funny as a panda joke I think he might mention an anecdote of his mother in his childhood of something silly that in no way really left him traumatized and he just does a sob story: So B) the Mother.

6. Puh, what a question with 5 options because why the hell not 5 when it was announced 4 at max. I pick E. Maybe Panda is happy with his life, who knows, certainly would wish it for him.

7. Withhold

8. Since Farfalla was asking this I think Panda gonna slime his way in, so C) Farfalla

9. A

10. D

11. C because that is the unique pick outta those options in my opinion.

12. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, I haven't read them all nor do I know if Panda read them all... f it, A.

13. A, think Panda is a Rin type.

14. B

15. B

16. Does Panda even have siblings at all? I say C.

17. Could be C or D, C sounds fun and D sounds cool, thus Panda might pick....both? Ah whatever, I take C.

18. Withhold, what the hell are those questions?!

19. C Shoot in the head.

Man, I picked a lot of Cs....

Spoiler: Revo

7) C, he would never reject a Rin!
8) C I guess?
A. This is the second time Demon seduces him on a Rin mode, on my way to ship it.

Spoiler: Hardy

Marm
1. Pick one
A) Have a big, huge, enormous amount peepee and small brain
B) Small, so tiny, the smallest peepee, but a big brain
C) Enjoy a kapsalon at Magi’s tea party, however it also has pineapple on it.

B. Easy choice really, I can see Panda not wanting to change a thing

Hardy
2.If you were to have a ROMANTIC dinner alone it would be with:

A) Raven
B) Farfalla
C) Purity of Magi
D) gnut

D, gayyyy

Kiki
3.which is the best?
A) bamboo leaves or
B) bamboo shoots?

A. What

Shino
4.Which of these anime catchphrases does Panda like the most?
A) Jotaro's "Yare Yare Daze"
B) Katsura's "Zura ja nai, Katsura da!"
C) Ryoma's "Mada mada dane"
D) All might's "Mo Daijoubu! Nazette? watashi ga kita!"

A? Random

James
5.Panda's most traumatic childhood experience involves...
A) his Father
B) his Mother
C) his Uncle
D) His Pet Dog Skykaiser the Wise, the Great and the Mighty

C. Close your ears.

Gry
6.Panda is given the option to go back in time to the point where he chose his current job/career path. As soon as he chooses he is brought back to the present time, with his life having changed based on his choice(thus he can‘t change anything else in the past, only this one choice). You will be able to remember your life since then as if you lived it in real time.
What does Panda do?


A) Chooses the medicine field.
B) Chooses the computer science field.
C) Goes into politics.
D) Goes into sports.
E) Changes nothing, life stays the same.

E, same as 1

Brandish
7.Which MangaHelpers member have you most recently had sexual relations with?
A) Farfalla (Sexting and exploring the swinger lifestyle since Hardo stopped giving her attention in favour of Eri who they recently entered an open-ended arrangement with under the guise of a (checks notes) hydra game?)
B) Phillia (Rebuilt into a sexbot, looks like Rin. Also regularly makes tea.)
C) Demon (Genderbent first, cosplaying as Rin after. Demon-chan has more curves than a racing track)
D) Revo (We're both trapped in Mango's tea party dungeon. Send help)

Easy B

Farfalla
8. Pandu likes this host the most:
A) Juviii
B) Asako
C) Farfalla

How can you say no to Asako? No offense Juvii. Offense Farfalla.

Going with C tho.
Asako: awww

Gajeel
9.You have been diagnosed with an incurable illness. You only have a few months left. What do you do?
A) You spend the remaining months enjoying life, knowing you will die soon.
B) You will not let the illness take over your life and decide to commit suicide.
C) You spend the remaining months trying your best to find ways to extend your life or even find a cure (very unlikely).

A

Hermit
10.What is your favorite emoji out of the following?

A)

B)

C)

D)

D? Erin spams it so he probably sees it everywhere


Desin
11.You have fallen in love with 4 beautiful women, which one will you choose?

A) Putin's daughter

Includes regular KGB interrogation, radiation poisoning if you don't give her enough orgasms but you might inherit Putin's wealth once he dies in 250 years.

B) Stalin's grand-daughter

The most beautiful woman ever seen but you have to share since she is into the cuckold scene.

C) Japan's first sentient sex robot loli.

If you break her heart she might start a Robot Revolution

D) Ivanka Trump

Become a part of the Trump dynasty and make sure America becomes a hereditary monarchy.

Well Ivanka was built by the best engineers to be hot according to her dad, but going with C. Don't feel creeped out Asako.



Revo
12.Which had, to you, the worst ending/final arc?
A) Bleach
B) Nanatsu no Taizai
C) Magi
D) Naruto

Panda would say Fairy Tail. But D.

Faust
13.

You woke up. Last night you went home with a super hot Fate cosplayer from the anime convention! But it turns it was gender-bent cosplayer! Who was it?

A) Demonspeed as Rin
B) Sky as Ereshkigal
C) Jammin as Ishtar
D) Syx as Jeanne Alter

A. This question again? Boring guys.


Lakhan
14.
Panda had the audacity to decline the tea party invitation of Mango. So, she was enraged and since she had magic powers, she decided to punish him . Next day, Panda woke up and found he was now a bishoujo . But, Panda had a chance to reclaim back his sex if he fulfills one of the following challenges.

A) Feel urself whole day in bare public .
B) Fuck it, who's gonna remember me tomorrow and this form ? let me enjoy some orgies.
C) Obediently receive all the S and M stuffs kiki can think of without resistance.

A.

Erin
15.
Based on a true story adapted in a pandalistic way :

You're traveling in a certain uruguayan flight, your plane is full of nice pandas, but suddenly your plane crashes somewhere in the most inaccessible place in the Andes somwhere close to Argentina Border. 33 pandas survived the crash, but bc of weather conditions researches that were conducted never get to find the survivors and after like 1 week or 2 (maybe ?) researchs were called off. Its cold very cold, and you're short of food very quickly, some 5 pandas passengers died after the 1st week, theres no food anymore at 1st you start eating some part of the plane, your shoes (coz circunstances make you wearing shoes exceptionnally) but at some point theres nothing to eat anymore, and if you want to survive you will have to resort to eat your fellow pandas that died, will you eat them to live or prefer to die than eat your cute little sister that couldnt make it alive , what will you do? (based on Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 story)

A) Eat your cute little sister
B) Starve

B for sure

Liductan
16.How many sisters do you have?
A) 1
B) 2
C) None

A, 19

Lambu
17.
- If you were to be left alone in a lost deserted island as a consequence of a shipwreck... What would you do?

A) Make fire signals hoping for another ship to notice you. It might take years but its the best thing you can do without risking your life. Help will come, you are too cute to be forgotten.

B) Try to leave the island using a big wooden piece of another boat that you found. You cant waste your life there waiting for something that might never come, the risk is worth it.

C) You take a bunch of coconuts, draw faces on them and name them after MH people to keep your mind sane and working. Among all those theres only one mango tho.

D) You embrace nature and decide to live for survival alone, since forgetting is the best thing you can do to protect yourself. Several years later you believe you are an actual panda and stand at the top of the food chain in the island.

C or D. Prolly D, bigger chance of survival.
Magi
18.
Alright, it seems its time for a new question round! Don’t you worry, this is not a milk tea party invitation. However, its been said that when you are drunk that you can be quite…. the thirsty type of person. Not talking about sucking milk here, so rest assured.

So let’s say that you are in a huge drunk situation again and everything goes so fast around you. Suddenly, you feel that your arm is getting a bit hold on, you feel a body against yours, you feel a soft whisper in your ear and the only thing that you can think about is ‘’I don’t know who the fuck you are, but this person is mine and mine alone’’ so before you even saw clearly who it was (but then again you are very drunk so it doesn't matter) you just went for the first move already. Turning around, holding the person in a close grip against you, trying to move the head to your direction so that you could just go for that smooth kiss. You try with a lot of force to enter the persons mouth to go for that deep, juicy, moist, deep kiss. Hands moving all around on the body, every touch makes you gasp and it becomes only hotter and hotter. You kiss every part of the persons body with a lot of force, you just simply find the situation that hot and are too thirsty. You simply want to eat it all. Everything just went a bit ‘’hotter’’ that night… or so that is what you believed to be.

The next day you woke up on a bench, not exactly knowing what happened nor knowing how you ended up there. Suddenly you get a message on your mobile and a picture has been send to you of that night. To your surprise it wasn’t as ''hot'' as you though it was yesterday. You are so confused that you simply don't know what to say.

If you had to choose, which person is on the picture that someone has send to you on the night you went forceful? Unfortunately, I cannot add any pictures for the options here because on mobile atm.

Option A: Knightmare

Option B: Philia

Option C: Charlie

Option D: Kiki

Tl dr, c


Holt
19.Pick a way to die:
A) Drowning
B) Stabbed
C) Shot
D) Choked

C is the one that requires the least suffering

D if mango is the one doing it

Spoiler: Grysun

Marm
1. Pick one
B) Small, so tiny, the smallest peepee, but a big brain

What's the use of big peepee if you become a buffoon? B is best, C sounds like a bunch of things Panda would never do.

Hardy
2.If you were to have a ROMANTIC dinner alone it would be with:

C) Purity of Magi

Since it has to be romantic I'd assume he can scratch everyone but Magi. Unless he goes with some weird joke answer in gnut, he better not...

Kiki
3.which is the best?
B) bamboo shoots

More nutritional? Not that bamboo has much nutritional value to begin with...

Shino
4.Which of these anime catchphrases does Panda like the most?
A) Jotaro's "Yare Yare Daze"

Who wouldn't pick A? It's the most catchy and never as out of place as the other options appear at times.

James
5.Panda's most traumatic childhood experience involves...
A) his Father

No clue, but Panda strikes me as a person to have more father than mother issues.

Gry
6.Panda is given the option to go back in time to the point where he chose his current job/career path. As soon as he chooses he is brought back to the present time, with his life having changed based on his choice(thus he can‘t change anything else in the past, only this one choice). You will be able to remember your life since then as if you lived it in real time.
What does Panda do?

E) Changes nothing, life stays the same.

It's the super boring choice, but unless he's very unhappy atm nobody would actually change things, especially since you don't know how life would go on to change.

Brandish
7.Which MangaHelpers member have you most recently had sexual relations with?
C) Demon (Genderbent first, cosplaying as Rin after. Demon-chan has more curves than a racing track)

While all these questions have no proper answer, I'd assume C to tie it in with another question where Demon is an option(and my answer).

Farfalla
8. Pandu likes this host the most:
C) Farfalla

If he chooses A or B the hydra game collapses.

Gajeel
9.You have been diagnosed with an incurable illness. You only have a few months left. What do you do?
A) You spend the remaining months enjoying life, knowing you will die soon.

He will either pick A or C, gonna hope it's A due to his more party-ish nature.

Hermit
10.What is your favorite emoji out of the following?

D)

Because he saw those cute Erin pandas the most often? Is my theory.

Desin
11.You have fallen in love with 4 beautiful women, which one will you choose?

D) Ivanka Trump

First, let me say this question is brilliant, and desin really should become a writer. Second, D sounds like it's the best objectively. He may pick another but welp.

Revo
12.Which had, to you, the worst ending/final arc?
A) Bleach

He'd either pick Bleach or Naruto. He never finished Magi afaik, not sure how much he's into Nanatsu.

Faust
13.

A) Demonspeed as Rin

Easy question, he wouldn't take the knock-off Rins over Rin herself.

Lakhan
14.
Panda had the audacity to decline the tea party invitation of Mango. So, she was enraged and since she had magic powers, she decided to punish him . Next day, Panda woke up and found he was now a bishoujo . But, Panda had a chance to reclaim back his sex if he fulfills one of the following challenges.

A) Feel urself whole day in bare public .

No clue. Imo the Kiki stuff would be more uncomfortable and leave a lasting impression than A or B. Gonna go with A.

Erin
15.
Based on a true story adapted in a pandalistic way :

You're traveling in a certain uruguayan flight, your plane is full of nice pandas, but suddenly your plane crashes somewhere in the most inaccessible place in the Andes somwhere close to Argentina Border. 33 pandas survived the crash, but bc of weather conditions researches that were conducted never get to find the survivors and after like 1 week or 2 (maybe ?) researchs were called off. Its cold very cold, and you're short of food very quickly, some 5 pandas passengers died after the 1st week, theres no food anymore at 1st you start eating some part of the plane, your shoes (coz circunstances make you wearing shoes exceptionnally) but at some point theres nothing to eat anymore, and if you want to survive you will have to resort to eat your fellow pandas that died, will you eat them to live or prefer to die than eat your cute little sister that couldnt make it alive , what will you do? (based on Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 story)

A) Eat your cute little sister

To Erin, I didn't know this story before, and ended up spending like an hour reading up lots of stuff. Very interesting.
That said anyone would and should eat the dead to help the living.

Liductan
16.How many sisters do you have?
A) 1

IIRC he mentioned having a sister before. Maybe he has 2, but 1 should be most likely.

Lambu
17.
- If you were to be left alone in a lost deserted island as a consequence of a shipwreck... What would you do?

D) You embrace nature and decide to live for survival alone, since forgetting is the best thing you can do to protect yourself. Several years later you believe you are an actual panda and stand at the top of the food chain in the island.

Another hard one, but since he threw me off with Panda memes in round 1 before(DISAPPOINTED) I will go D.

Magi
18.
Uhhh

Option D: Kiki

No idea.

Holt
19.Pick a way to die:
C) Shot

Should be the fastest depending on where you're shot.

Spoiler: Lakhan

1-A (Pandas hate using brains.)
2-A (Panda wants to be punished)
3-B (Here, i thought it could not get worse and hola, kiki betrays my expectations. )
4-A
5-D (Btw, hosts, shldn't there be an option E - james)
6-A (Dr Panda)
7-B (Seems to obvious, but RIN, so let it be tht.)
8-B (Other 2 r torturers . Panda wishes koko won't learn this from them.)
9-C (The future of pandas are at stake with their leader dying...obviously he will make fruitless efforts)
10-B (Bamboos after all.)
11-C (He is not concerned as robot revolution would harm humans , not pandas. )
12-B (Why ask obvious. Tristan looks horrendous.)
13-A
14-B (Panda is all abt experimenting after all. )
15-B
16-B
17-D (Panda goes super panda)
18-B
19-C (Easiest way & Painless)

Spoiler: Marmalade

Marm
1. Pick one
A) Have a big, huge, enormous amount peepee and small brain
It's all about the big peepee


Gry
6.Panda is given the option to go back in time to the point where he chose his current job/career path. As soon as he chooses he is brought back to the present time, with his life having changed based on his choice(thus he can‘t change anything else in the past, only this one choice). You will be able to remember your life since then as if you lived it in real time.
What does Panda do?


E) Changes nothing, life stays the same.
Because Panda's do what a panda should do: Chill every day.

Spoiler: Farfalla

Brandish
7.Which MangaHelpers member have you most recently had sexual relations with?
C) Demon (Genderbent first, cosplaying as Rin after. Demon-chan has more curves than a racing track)
He'd never pass on Rin-chan, even if it comes with a french baguette.
And I saw what you did on letter A, Bran *takes note for MG*

Me this round: who the fuck is philia

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[Copy Panda]

I heard the winner gets special panda pics.

Wait, that's why they wanted nudes?

 

[Asako]

Wait, that's why they wanted nudes?

 

[Hardy]

Wow I just realise Conan has 200 iq but a small boy's pp and Panda, his outspoken biggest fan, said "fuck I don't want that shit".

 

[Purity of Magi]

@Asako

Philia is just your regular sexbot, nothing more nothing less.

 

[Farfalla]

8th: Brandish, Farfalla = -7pts

From first to last... story of my life.

 

[Asako]

Round 3 Starts Now
Send a Free Response question. You have 24h.

Countdown

 

[Juviii]

Asako is the best co-host btw

 

[Copy Panda]

I love reading the comments Some of you actually know me pretty well it turns out. In some cases, even the guesswork behind my reasoning is accurate Very scary

 

[GrySun]

I love reading the comments Some of you actually know me pretty well it turns out. In some cases, even the guesswork behind my reasoning is accurate Very scary

Where did I go wrong?

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>ou missed the second panda story btw.

Which one?

 

[Farfalla]

Koko didn't list my single comment ;_;

 

[Juviii]

Where did I go wrong?

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 1, 2020, Original Post Date: Sep 1, 2020 ---

Which one?

The one for the top 3 fastest this (last) round.

 

[Farfalla]

Nobody would believe in that, I'd never be laughing in a plane.

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 1, 2020, Original Post Date: Sep 1, 2020 ---

Farfalla
8. Pandu likes this host the most:
A) Juviii
B) Asako
C) Farfalla

How can you say no to Asako? No offense Juvii. Offense Farfalla.

Going with C tho.
Asako: awww

*getting a ticket to Argentina*

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 1, 2020 ---

The effort that Magu put into this lol

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 1, 2020 ---

D if mango is the one doing it

Sanse >.> ....

 

[Asako]

Koko didn't list my single comment ;_;

ah sorry miss it while doing the comments, i added it now

 

[Hardy]

Wow I just realise Conan has 200 iq but a small boy's pp and Panda, his outspoken biggest fan, said "fuck I don't want that shit".

I'm sorry, I'm still thinking about this, it really got me off guard, I wasn't expecting it.

"Hey Panda, would you like to BE Conan?"

P: "Huh, well, of course! I would love to be as smart and charismatic, beloved by different generations. Hell, I AM Copan!"

"Alright, so the only drawback is that your lil friend will permanently have the size it has in a very cold wet day. But that's it nothing els..."

P:

 

[Copy Panda]

7th: Grysun, Desin, Revo, Lambu = -5 pts
8th: Brandish, Farfalla = -7pts
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Oi oi I'm not importing the Latina division of the FLC if you slack off like this

I may be half-SA, but I'm also half Asian! And that half is demanding higher scores!