Pinoy Hang-Out Thread v. 14

[kuroihikari]

OOh, apparently they're making a live action movie of Avatar.

The cast list is currently awful, and I think it's gonna end up in the same way Dragonball did.

This must be Awful Live Action Remake Fail year. Only Watchmen did it so far. The Twilight sequel's probably gonna make it because of the fanbase, but it's probably gonna suck like the first one.

 

[Paper]

Hollywood's never going to learn. For as long as they keep turning Asian characters into Caucasians, they'll keep on fucking things up big time.

Zuko is going to be played by the guy from Slumdog Millionaire
Sokka is going to be played by one of the Twilight faggots
Aang is some unknown cracker
Firelord Ozai is going to be played by Bowman from Die Hard 4
Katara is some unknown cracker
General Iroh is going to be played by the doctor in Iron Man

None of them are of Chinese/ Japanese/ Korean/ Eskimo blood...

...We're all fucked!

 

[hunter71485]

Hollywood, the esteemed film establishment run by Jews, is all about money.

Their motto: WE WANT YOUR MONEY!

 

[duchess of dork]

really? hollywood is a jewish ghetto of an institution? i dint know that. i only knew a handful of jews in there..but 21st century fox is, for sure.

 

[Imperium]

Second paragraph.

Hollywood's never going to learn. For as long as they keep turning Asian characters into Caucasians, they'll keep on fucking things up big time.

Zuko is going to be played by the guy from Slumdog Millionaire
Sokka is going to be played by one of the Twilight faggots
Aang is some unknown cracker
Firelord Ozai is going to be played by Bowman from Die Hard 4
Katara is some unknown cracker
General Iroh is going to be played by the doctor in Iron Man

None of them are of Chinese/ Japanese/ Korean/ Eskimo blood...

...We're all fucked!

What were u expecting after the dragonball film? Mr. I havent made a decent film since the sixth sense is also writing, directing and producing it. Im expecting a flop of cataclysmic proportions.

Oh and sidenote, zuko is not Caucasian he is asian.

 

[Paper]

I was expecting the live action Dragon Ball movie to suck more dick than a vegas hooker, I just hate the idea of hollywood fuckers ruining another good franchise.

The wrong kind of Asian. Since when did "Zuko" become an Indian name?

 

[yoniekai]

hey speaking of hollywood touch Cowboy Bebop is close to being greenlighted, Keanu will be Spike, he was the one that's pushing the project, he's a big fan of Bebop

 

[Imperium]

Just pointing it out >___>

 

[Paper]

@Imp- Yeah, I'm just being an ass since I'm feeling a bit "assholey" right now.

@Yonie- Time to kill Ted...

 

[Imperium]

^ I get that sometimes, the "assholey" feeling. And speaking of assholes and rear-end jokes, has anyone seen the bruno trailer?

@yonie - Having a white guy for that role fits, since i never saw spike as asian. Or is that just me? >_>; I hope they just stay away from samurai champloo...please hollywood dont ruin my champloo

 

[yoniekai]

yeah Bebop is indeed a western flick, and Spike is most likely white, the cowboy white. But Keanu? It would indeed boost it's popularity but Keanu's acting is pretty onesided. Just make sure they retain that Bebop feel, especially the jazz music

 

[hunter71485]

Keanu doesn't act; he TWITCHES.

And I vote Chuck Norris as Jet!

 

[Paper]

No way I'm having TED as Spike! Spike isn't as emotionless as Ted! I'd much rather have some unknown actor play him!

 

[yoniekai]

How about Full Metal Panic guys? did you watch that? breaking news:
http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/04/06/mandalay-pictures-picks-up-rights-for-full-metal-panic-movie/

note the keyword "zac efron"

 

[Paper]

We must kill Fag Efron.... For the greater good...

 

[yoniekai]

no paperboy! he brought us those nude pics of vanessa

 

[Paper]

Doesn't matter... It will please me... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[hunter71485]

Zac Efron looks better as Light Yagami... The six-feet under version.

 

[kuroihikari]

no paperboy! he brought us those nude pics of vanessa

You seriously looked at nude pics of Vanessa? :/

 

[hunter71485]

no paperboy! he brought us those nude pics of vanessa

You seriously looked at nude pics of Vanessa? :/

Technically, it's not nude, only topless. It's like looking at a young boy's body.