Pinoy Hang-out Thread v. 15

[hunter71485]

tissueman's got pubes now.

 

[baboysai]

you guys read Cross Game? it's the sweetest thing.

 

[Imperium]

well, what is it?

Took me a bit of time as well but when i did get it, i chuckled.

Spoiler

Joke they dont tell gay people..

...what is it?

wait he laughing, he must have told it already

...damn him

why dont i get it?...

joke they dont...tell gay people

*Lightbulb*

Ooooohhhhhh

*Chuckle*

 

[hunter71485]

Ah sh*t.

Google found me.

 

[kuroihikari]

BB is alive!

How many people have you cooked....... for, so far?

 

[hunter71485]

hey why are you awake this time of the day? us zombies claim this time as ours!

 

[Imperium]

^ That reminds me i should go to sleep early today, i went to sleep at 9am this morning. I stupidly started a good book at 1am then i couldnt put it down, close to 500 pages later i look up and its 8 am. Not the first time its happened either.

 

[hunter71485]

... this "good book" of yours isn't a very recent English literature that spanned 7 parts isn't it?

 

[Imperium]

No, though ive been fantasy binging for the past four weeks. Anyway it was assassins apprentice by robin hobb.

 

[hunter71485]

Well it's time for me to get some rest. Otherwise my arms won't be responding again come morning.

 

[Imperium]

Arm not responding? Usually for me its the wrist up, but im not going to fault your technique. Just dont forget to throw the tissue away, that would be an amateur mistake.

 

[hunter71485]

tissue? what's tissue got to do with creating a fully interactive website?

or do you have something else in mind?

later.

 

[baboysai]

Took me a bit of time as well but when i did get it, i chuckled.

Spoiler

Joke they dont tell gay people..

...what is it?

wait he laughing, he must have told it already

...damn him

why dont i get it?...

joke they dont...tell gay people

*Lightbulb*

Ooooohhhhhh

*Chuckle*

BB is alive!

How many people have you cooked....... for, so far?

Well, manny pacquiao, for one, when he checked in Mandarin Oriental.

Arm not responding? Usually for me its the wrist up, but im not going to fault your technique. Just dont forget to throw the tissue away, that would be an amateur mistake.

care to elaborate why throwing the tissue away would be an amateur mistake? Then where would you stuff all of the tissue?

i know...

that's what TissueMAN is for! Thou shall summoneth him!

 

[Imperium]

tissue? what's tissue got to do with creating a fully interactive website?

Forgive me, i assumed that you were fully interacting with yourself. My mistake.

care to elaborate why throwing the tissue away would be an amateur mistake?

Because the tissue would be found, of course.

 

[hunter71485]

Anyone remembers what day it is? *HINT* *HINT*

 

[baboysai]

Because the tissue would be found, of course.

It would never be a give-away, imp.

If I found some crumpled tissue on the floor:

1. I wouldn't touch it.
2. I wouldn't smell it.

Therefore, I would not know what transpired between the user and the tissue.

Anyone remembers what day it is? *HINT* *HINT*

twelve days before my birthday

 

[hunter71485]

No bb. Pacquiao Victory Day.

 

[duchess of dork]

i hate having to quote posts now, so...

RE: joke they dont tell gay peeps

@imp n hunt, i still dont totally get it

not the 'issue that leads to the need to use tissue', 'course ..

but is it the kind that stirs 'go, play in the traffic' kind of reaction?

well, for all i know, only straight guys have that scare for such intimations... lol


and BB, pacquiao is not a news anymore...everything about him just huh-hums me.

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fug, life is being sucked from outta me......i just dont know what happiness is, anyomore..a scoop of coffeeflavored icecream no longer sets my afternoon right

 

[hunter71485]

Spoiler: an explanation that kills the joke

Basically, the question "Have you heard of the joke they don't tell gay people?" has the answer in itself - if the person you asked answers "no", that means he/she is gay.

Why? Because it's a joke they don't tell gay people.

Damn! Another murdered joke. Courtesy of dd.

 

[baboysai]

well, for all i know, only straight guys have that scare for such intimations... lol

and BB, pacquiao is not a news anymore...everything about him just huh-hums me.

huh-hums??? you huh-hum a man like Pacquiao???

wait. that was wrong. There is no man like Pacquiao.

fug, life is being sucked from outta me......i just dont know what happiness is, anyomore..a scoop of coffeeflavored icecream no longer sets my afternoon right

Then drink coke and open happiness.

Damn! Another murdered joke. Courtesy of dd.

*claps* Your compulsive nature is so admirable, hunt.