Pinoy Hangout Thread v.11!!

[baboysai]

Oh and BB (Baboy) is our resident pig-goddess, you can worship her with Apples, Bananas, or Oranges... you know, the normal stuff you put on one of our famous dishes... .

what dishes might those be? For one, apples aren't native to the Philippines.

Well, I don't mind if I'm harassed by girls, and only by girls... I give all my body and soul to them for covering me with impurities.

*cough cough*

*my mind spins into orbit*

Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet

So you're actually saying that fujoshis are male? That rabid fangirls are male? That photoshopping net idols are male? That mary-sues who write horrible fanfic are male?

What a wonderful sex, the male is.

 

[yoniekai]

So you're actually saying that fujoshis are male? That rabid fangirls are male? That photoshopping net idols are male? That mary-sues who write horrible fanfic are male?

What a wonderful sex, the male is.

my queen, i get the feeling you're not getting the joke.

ho boy its hard to down nesvita when you placed it at the table behind you and a while later you see a roach flying around. i took a good long look at the cup, formulated the possibility of the roach swimming in a pool of choco-malt, losing its leg and flying in agony. i also calculated how effective my immune system would be if ten kinds of bacteria plus cholera went into my system. i was halfway thru calculating when i felt i was already sipping it. it was too late so i downed it. what could be the chances that one of the fragments of oats is a cockroach's leg? or even an egg? we will never know... we will never know............ in a few days i believe

 

[baboysai]

my queen, i get the feeling you're not getting the joke.

Yes I did. I just had to stress that half of internet horrors can be caused by female mortals too. >.>

 

[TechnoMagus]

EDIT: /agree Girls on the internet are a myth... Just like the myth that Pizzahut has good pizza, or the myth that the Moffats can sing (or achieve a level of fame for that matter... and I still think the drummers a girl).

that's hanson brothers tissue boy....
http://kids.aol.com/music/artists-a-z/hanson
http://blog.al.com/mcolurso/2007/10/review_rating_three_out_of_1.html
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,26334,640758_1535902,00.html

he's got a goatieman hair, have their own families and they're *NOT* a boyband anymore....

the jonas brothers just took their place:
http://kids.aol.com/music/artists-a-z/the-jonas-brothers

 

[duchess of dork]

EDIT: /agree Girls on the internet are a myth... Just like the myth that Pizzahut has good pizza, or the myth that the Moffats can sing ...and I still think the drummers a girl).

We're all guys... My theory is that everyone on the net is a guy, unless proven otherwise.

loool. on that crap! read: ano pa ba ang matris? <some guys have one,lol>
i totally agree w/ bb..girls can be virtually mischievous/impish too.

@ pirulito-kuu-: i presume you understand the relation of this quotation's boldtype letters to BB's username:

BB (Baboy) is our resident pig-goddess, you can worship her with Apples, Bananas, or Oranges... you know, the normal stuff you put on one of our famous dishes... .

read: leech-on

I saw the first post and, since I knew what Pinoy meant, I asked myself "how crazy are these people"? Principally after read the option c. hahaha

cant believe i got pinoy blood running through my system <<<<paradoxical, course i do...>

Well, I don't mind if I'm harassed by girls, and only by girls... I give all my body and soul to them for covering me with impurities.

ho boy its hard to down nesvita when you placed it at the table behind you and a while later you see a roach flying around. i took a good long look at the cup, formulated the possibility of the roach swimming in a pool of choco-malt, losing its leg and flying in agony. i also calculated how effective my immune system would be if ten kinds of bacteria plus cholera went into my system. i was halfway thru calculating when i felt i was already sipping it. it was too late so i downed it. what could be the chances that one of the fragments of oats is a cockroach's leg? or even an egg? we will never know... we will never know............ in a few days i believe

gro-_Osssss ...you...

Spoiler: results: hey, not true!

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

 

[hunter71485]

@dod
your psycho results tell me you're normal. we're not normal, because normality throws away your individuality.

@yonie
i'll pray to the cockroach king that you die a painful, agonizing, extremely drawn-out death when you're on top of the world. and when you defecate be sure to check out what's going. you never know, sorta reminds me of the movie "they nest", locally known as cockroach.

 

[duchess of dork]

oh dave, youre saying im technically an ape?---T_T

 

[hunter71485]

i had to second-guess who it was when you addressed me as dave...

 

[duchess of dork]

my honk... you oughta change username---you could live on being DAVE, he does look good on that pic anyway<is that his most recent pic?> it might rub his fame off on you. what could be more ego-boosting than being mobbed by fangirls<youll enjoy being stalked, really>

 

[yoniekai]

@dod
your psycho results tell me you're normal. we're not normal, because normality throws away your individuality.

me, on the other hand, force normality on all occassions. because i really dont want people looking at me. and somehow attention is nice but i dont want people to look at me. i blush like mad. huh. speaking of which, since childhood, i dont look at the eyes when talking

@yonie
i'll pray to the cockroach king that you die a painful, agonizing, extremely drawn-out death when you're on top of the world. and when you defecate be sure to check out what's going. you never know, sorta reminds me of the movie "they nest", locally known as cockroach.

as long as im 27 years old!

 

[Paper]

re: hanson- They're girls...really ugly ones that have facial hair /discussion

@BB- Ano ang linalagay sa bibig ng litson?

@DoD- NO! Girls don't exist in the internet. BB is a dude posting pics of his sister.

 

[duchess of dork]

me, on the other hand, force normality on all occassions. because i really dont want people looking at me. and somehow attention is nice but i dont want people to look at me. i blush like mad. huh. speaking of which, since childhood, i dont look at the eyes when talking

than i might want to look directly in the your eyes--i want to see tomato-red blush on those prepubescent cheeks--khakhakhak

@BB- Ano ang linalagay sa bibig ng litson?

vak, my guess----lipstick! for some tint..

@DoD- NO! Girls don't exist in the internet. BB is a dude posting pics of his sister.

wow,then i should post my pic too, with beard and all.

 

[Paper]

Yes. Show us your beard!

 

[baboysai]

@BB- Ano ang linalagay sa bibig ng litson?

none.

@DoD- NO! Girls don't exist in the internet. BB is a dude posting pics of his sister.

yeah sure.

Yes. Show us your beard!

Coming from you, paperboy, I don't think this is an innocent request. *cough cough*

 

[Paper]

You know me all too well Buta-Kami San!

And it's traditionally an apple in the litson's mouth... you of all people should know that, being cebuano!

 

[yoniekai]

is that sum crispy lechon skin i see there? NOM NOM NOM NOM where's the beer! bring me my beer, woman! and why aren't you in the kitchen

---

i just noticed im past my 3000th post already

 

[Paper]

Buta-Kami-san isn't a woman...

IT'S OVER THREE THOUSAND!!!


My "Big 45" psych-test results (http://similarminds.com/big45.html):

Spoiler

Gregariousness |||||||||||| 38%
Sociability ||||||||||||||| 50%
Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Poise ||||||||||||||| 42%
Leadership ||||||||||||||| 46%
Provocativeness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Self-Disclosure ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Talkativeness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Group Attachment ||||||||| 30%
Extroversion |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Understanding ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Warmth |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Morality ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Pleasantness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Empathy ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Cooperation |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Sympathy |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Tenderness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Nurturance |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Accommodation ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Conscientiousness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Efficiency ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Dutifulness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Purposefulness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Organization |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Cautiousness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Rationality |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Planning ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Orderliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||| 38%
Happiness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Calmness ||||||||||||||| 46%
Moderation |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Toughness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Impulse Control |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Imperturbability ||||||||||||||| 50%
Cool-headedness ||||||||| 22%
Tranquility ||||||||||||||| 42%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 45%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Ingenuity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Reflection ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Competence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Quickness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Introspection |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Creativity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Imagination |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Depth |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 75%

 

[duchess of dork]

i could have posted a directly anchored img here had it not been for the infraction i recieved not so long ago

so heres a link na lang: the bearded one

ah, yonie, do you seriously want to grow some beard?
im sure thatll scare the hicks away

 

[yoniekai]

ah, yonie, do you seriously want to grow some beard?
im sure thatll scare the hicks away

whu, hicks what

cant grow a beard even if i want to. is there a miraculous beard lotion or something

 

[Paper]

It's called shaving. Shaving stimulates your glands and promotes hair growth (to an extent), oddly it's also what we do to keep hair off...

I'd love to grow a beard, but you're not allowed lots of facial hair in the hospitality industry...sigh...