Banana Boat Parody #1
"Osama Bin Laden Bomb Song"
Words by Craig Williams, "Sweet" Al Miller, Andy Kaye and Doug Marsh
Day-o! Daaa-yo!
Daylight come, and we drop the bomb
Pay -- we say pay, we say pay, we say pay, we say pay-o!
Kick your ass, then we gonna come home
George Bush says that revenge come
Daylight come, and we drop the bomb
Load dem bombs til the morning come
Airplane come and we drop the bomb
Come, Mr. Taliban, turn over bin Laden
Colin Powell gonna bomb his home
Come, Mr. Taliban, turn over bin Laden
Payback come, and we drop the bomb
Lift one bomb, two bomb, three bomb, four!
Payback come, and we drop the bomb
Six bombs, seven bombs, hit the floor
Cruise missile knocking at your door
Come, Mr.Taliban, turn over bin Laden
Colin Powell gonna bomb his home
Come, Mr. Taliban, turn over bin Laden
Payback come, and we drop the bomb
Lift one bomb, two bomb, three bomb, four!
Payback come when we drop the bomb
Six bomb, seven bomb, hit the floor
Cruise missile knocking at your door
Pay -- we say pay-o
Kick your ass, then we wanna come home
Banana Boat Parody #2
Air Force Come
This 51-second parody shared similar sentiments with the KOMP version. The
lyricist is unknown at this time.
A-yo! Aaa-yo!
Air Force come, and they flatten your home.
Run, Mr. Taliban, we know where you're hidin'
Air Force come, and they flatten your home
Hey, USA, USA, USA, USA-o!
Uncle Sam come, and he flatten your home
Sixty-foot, seventy-foot, eighty-foot crater
Air Force come, and they flatten your home
Poor Uncle Sam's pissed, and he ain't no quitter
Air Force come, and they flatten your home
When we're finished, you'll all be cryin'!
Air Force come, and they flatten your home
Pilot is brother of New York fireman!
Air Force come, and they flatten your home.
Banana Boat Parody #3
Lyrics by "The Curmudgeon." Originally posted on the Ezboard message boards
on the World Wide Web, October 2001. There is no recorded version. Bin Laden
himself sings a lament as the United States and allies close in. Note the
reference to a 6,000 death toll. There were actually about 3,000 victims.
Day-oh! D-a-a-a-y-oh!
Air Force gonna come, gonna bomb my home!
Day-oh! D-a-a-a-y-oh!
Air Force gonna come, gonna bomb my home!
One plane, two planes, four planes we crash
Now Air Force come, gonna bomb my home
Two hit New York an' 6,000 gone in a flash
Now Air Force come, gonna bomb my home
Come, Mr. Taliban, prevent my extradition
Air Force gone, an' I got no more home
Hey, Mr. Taliban, save me from eviction
Air Force gone, an' I got no more home
Osama, O-s-a-a-a-ma!
Daylight never gonna come, you get no new home!
Osama, O-s-a-a-a-ma!
Daylight never gonna come, you get no new home!
Banana Boat Parody #4
The Bin Laden (Banana Boat) Song
Misplaced Comedy Group, 2001; lyrics by Steven Grabo and Jeff Prekop.
B-i-i-in! B-i-i-in Laden!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Bin! Me say Bin, me say Bin, me say Bin, me say Bin Laden!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Bomb all night to get that scum!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Drop the bombs till the camels come home
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Come, Mr. Taliban, give us Mr. Bin Laden
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Come, Mr. Taliban, give us Mr. Bin Laden
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
We drop six bombs, seven bombs, eight bombs -- boom!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
We drop six bombs, seven bombs, eight bombs -- boom!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
A beautiful bunch of US soldiers
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Watch your ass, so we gonna get ya!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
We drop six bombs, seven bombs, eight bombs -- boom!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Six bombs, seven bombs, eight bombs -- boom!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
B-i-i-in! B-i-i-in Laden!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
Bin! Me say Bin, me say Bin, me say Bin, me say Bin Laden!
Someday soon, now you're gonna go boom
For Comparison -- The Original "Day-O"
Music and lyrics by Harry Belafonte, Lord Burgess and Bill Attaway.
Day-O, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come, and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come, and me wan' go home
Work all night, and a drink a rum
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Stack banana till thee morning come
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch!
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch!
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Day, me say day, me say day
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
A beautiful bunch a ripe banana
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Come Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and me wan' go home)