Pinoy Thread v.8

[yoniekai]

haha ako sg una ang bunyag ko ya mga duwa ka litro, abi mo bala daw lumba ubos coke haw, sige lang tumar, wala pa kabalo mo, kundi ang pinakauna nga inom ang pinakawasak

 

[Paper]

@hunter- it applies to alcohol. it's used to celebrate, get aquainted, mourn, and as a past-time... sooner or later it'll find it's way in you, wether you like it or not. i used to hate drinking since i got hives each time i drank, but my allergies went away once my body got used to it (lots of after work sessions. i needed to get along with my workmates so that work would go smoothly).

@sims- i'd make them either extremely dumb or extremely smart, then i'd cage them up or set the house on fire just to see what they'd do....some times i'd do mass murders...hehehe....

@MD- why redhorse? pale's where it's at in the philippines.

 

[mangadictus]

@ yoniekai
- daw preho ta pre aw. una ko nga inom pud ko kas-a ko nga adik. puga tapos mamam daw military training papuli sa blay bla aw. commando crawl. wkekeke

@ l4pb
- well, that works for you. baka nga siguro dahil ilonggo ako. we ilonggos like it real hard-hit. ive been to cebu and a group there of 7 or 8 would get a bottle of red horse 500ml and a shot glass tapos tinatagay pa nila. that sucks. doesnt work for me. dapat tig-iisa. we drink to get wasted. fuck social drinking.

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and btw, any beer that's not red horse or colt 45 dito sa pinas, sucks!

 

[yoniekai]

tama pre, kung maginom ang mga tao dito red horse, minsan ka lang makakita ng pilsen. si erpats pa nga nagbawal sakin sa red horse, mas matindi raw... at dapat at least isang bote kada tao, at tatlong tao lang dapat taga litro. 7-8 sa 500? langya ano yan, lapad?

siguro ganyan sa mga ilonggo, ako umiinom ako para malasing, hindi yung social drinking thingy. kaya nga kung me pera ka pangredwine, add ka nalg ng isang tequila

 

[mangadictus]

o di kaya kapag nag brandy o whisky ka, dagdagan mo ng 4 na stallion at isang tekila. then pahinga ng dalawang oras then tirahin mo na ng vodka. ayos?

 

[yoniekai]

tama, ginawa namin yan noon, sarap, sa resort pa kami noon, pampakalma yung vodka, the best

 

[mangadictus]

good thing we're on the same page. lambanog torpedo sounds good to. lambanog+vodka+jungle juice+chili powder. only tried it once. hot as hell!

 

[Paper]

i drink to drink. i find the flavor of redhorse to be offensive... honestly...the gin ruins the flavor (i hate gin), and it has a sour after-taste...

 

[mangadictus]

oh! we got a sweet drinkie here! hehe sensya na po. yan po tawag ko to those who drink for the taste, not for the hit. \m/

@ yonie
- fre, ari pud ko sa work subng. supah phat fre! -> http://profiles.friendster.com/13009035

 

[Paper]

i just don't get why people want to drink crap if they want to drink. i like the taste of alcohol. i drink brandy/rum/whisky(whiskey) with just a shot or two of coke/lemonade/water just so that the taste of the alcohol is still strong since i don't like it when good alcohol is ruined. as for beer, i'd prefer it plain, adding excess alcohol to it will just ruin it's flavor, and you can't tell if it has a good body or not. if i had a lot of money to spare i'd actually stop drinking local alcohol (since it is crap...) and move over to stuff like magners/strongbow and carlsberg.

 

[mangadictus]

wow!

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@ l4pb
- well, somehow i noticed na that's part of being pinoy. you have to be pinoy-like, in a sense, to understand it.

 

[Paper]

well i'm filipino, it's just that our breweries and distilleries don't have the proper technology... cheap alcohol will have a bad effect on the human body in the long run, and i want to keep on drinking for a long time... drinking properly brewed and distilled alcohol is important since the impurities in them are way less compared to cheap ones. in other words, cheap alcohol will result in kidney failure faster than good alcohol.

 

[mangadictus]

hmmm.. didnt know that. in general, kala ko alcohol = bad sa body. well, iniisip mo cguro na walang choice ang mga pinoy kaya cheap alcohol nlang ang kaya nila. kahit naman cguro can afford ni juan dela cruz ang mamahaling inumin ay hindi na talaga mawawala sa kultura ng pinoy ang pagiging lasenggero pre. kahit naman cguro brandy, whisky o anong high-grade na alcohol pa ang inunim ng pinoy eh di na talaga mawawala sa 'tin ang over-consumption.

 

[Paper]

gluttony, one of the main vices that countries colonized by the spanish share. if i want to die of liver/kidney failure, i want it done by good alcohol, not cheap bottom shelf crap...at least i know that i enjoyed before i died.

 

[mangadictus]

doesnt matter. you still die. but i admire that. dying by way of good alcohol. how motivating.

 

[Paper]

....lol? but honestly, if i want to die, i want to die after intercourse. like, if i was on old ass guy who's gonna die in a few days, i'll get me some and die after that, that way once the coroners take a look at me and do my autopsy, they'll be all "wtf??" upon seeing that i blew my last load!

 

[hunter71485]

now now guys, nakagawa na ba kayo ng last will and testament bago kayo magsalita ng ganyan?

 

[mangadictus]

@ l4pb
- awesome man! pero di kaya mas heavenly if you crap at the same time? cant describe the feeling noh? cant wait to read the coroner's report. most likely will be filed into the cant-explain-a-shit cases.

@ hunter
- ako wala pa. what the hell. my family wont be getting a single crap out of me.

 

[hunter71485]

kung di ka gagawa e made-default sa "nearest living relative(s)" ang kayamanan mo...

 

[Paper]

actually, the last thing that a body does before it totally dies is excretion. the body loses all control over the muscles and you end up peeing and shitting your pants right before you die. so after i blow my last load and die, i'll also pee and crap making my colon, kidneys, and balls empty.... so the coroner will definately be bewildered!

the only valuables i have are my guitars and tools....and even those won't fetch a good price on the market due to the extensive modifications i've done to the guitars, and the wear and tear on the tools.

the money my parents will get from my death will be enough for my creamtion and to cover a tiny amount of the expenses they've spent on raising and educating me.