Pinoy Thread v.9

[yoniekai]

well im not surprised, we know you're gay. hehehe dontkillme

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And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts like shining blades of a knife, and it ripped right through the flesh of y----~ baboysai

 

[Paper]

she's evil...we need to raise a strong creature to overthrow the evil god!!!

 

[yoniekai]

we need..................................... two girls! to perform lewd taboo sex in front, and make her sweat to death

 

[hunter71485]

@l4pb
now i know why Imp lurks around here... trying to find out all the abilities of the vengeful goddess!

 

[baboysai]

How come I'm evil all of a sudden?

aren't I the protector of the innocent, the virgin mother who wraps each humble individual in the warmest embrace?

I am that Goddess am I not?

 

[Paper]

i think we need to raise an evil cow to beat her! have the cow eat some villagers and destory some buildings!

 

[baboysai]

Cow???

that's...

of all the things, how could you match me to a...

 

[yoniekai]

YES i got the cow!

Spoiler

OH SHIT it's gay too!

 

[Imperium]

YES i got the cow!

Spoiler

OH SHIT it's gay too!

WIN!!!

Now all that is left is to find villagers for it to eat.

 

[Paper]

fail! it's the "good" one! get the BATTLECOW!

"moooo!!! moooo!! moooooootherfucker!!!! moooo!!!"

 

[baboysai]

tch. That's not gay, that's asexual, that thing you have there.

wait, I can't believe I'm even talking to you guys. You have matched me to a cow, and goddess that I am, I am still female and am overly sensitive when it comes to cows.

 

[Paper]

so you're mocking the hindu now? lol

 

[yoniekai]

wait, I can't believe I'm even talking to you guys. You have matched me to a cow, and goddess that I am, I am still female and am overly sensitive when it comes to cows.

oversensitive to what? you're veggie? beef phobia?

 

[baboysai]

No. But as you guys mentioned, us girls freak out when you hint about size and weight. And a cow is just... it's sad that I'm matched to a cow.

 

[Paper]

but the cow is the coolest creature in B&W....BATTLECOW!!!

 

[yoniekai]

nope my queen, we were referring to Black and White, you play god and you have a creature to do your bidding. the cow is one of the creatures, popular choice the cow, cos the battlecow PWNZ

 

[Paper]

THE BATTLECOW CAN EAT YOUR FAMILY!!!! litteraly...it'll pick a person up and eat it....

 

[yoniekai]

haha yeah it's so cool to be evil, that's why black and white is so addicting!

ah crap gg is not subbing geass r2, but menclave+shinsen will! alright much better

 

[baboysai]

THE BATTLECOW CAN EAT YOUR FAMILY!!!! litteraly...it'll pick a person up and eat it....

I was supposedly tired until I read that post. That made my day. Hahahahaah it amazes you that much, huh?

Paperboy, that was just classic! That sounded like you were a 7-year old who really saw some awesome magic trick. But I agree, if you see that scene, picking up a person and eating it...

Still! Man I can't get over it! That post is WIN!

 

[Paper]

i feed my cow villagers...in exchange, i make it rain so that their crops will grow...it's like a human sacrifice...hehehe....