Pinoy Thread v.9

[Paper]

... hmhm..harry potter inside jokes...dunno much about it...meh...

 

[yoniekai]

harry cast orgasmus maxima on hermione and she just passed out.

nah... i dont think you'll get it.....

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some other jokes... sorry for l4pb if he cant relate

Spoiler: harry potter spells

Abortio Fetussium

Description: Abortio Fetussium is a spell primarily used on consenting teenage witches who have forgotten to use a Durex Charm, removing them of the burden of unwanted pregnancy. Unfortunately, however, it can be used against a witches will to induce a tragic miscarriage.

Seen/Mentioned: Voldemort attempts to use this spell on Lily Potter to prevent Harry's birth. However, it backfires, giving Voldemort an inflamed horcrux and listing.
Etemology: From the Latin 'Abortio' meaning to cancel and the Greek 'Fetus'.

Bukkake Totaltum

Description: One of the strangest spells known to Wizard kind. The target is completely and utterly covered in a white viscous substance that will quickly encrust and trap the subject. The reason or purpose for this spell is unknown. The spell is suspected to have been developed by dark wizards from Japan, as other spells like “Fondlus Tentaculm” and “Omni ****** Internetus” The latter spell was half created by Al Gore created to enhance his new Muggle invention called “The Interweb”
Seen/Mentioned: Ron accidentally uses this spell on Lavender Brown in 6th year when trying to hit Draco Malfoy. However, Snape walked in on them when he used the spell and quickly ran from the room screaming “NOT AGAIN!” Apparently his dad had boundary issues…
Etymology: From the Japanese word "Bukkake" meaning "Cover with love" and "Totaltum" meaning "Everywere".

Fellatio

Description:A very powerfull spell with mostly unknown effects, but being investigated by the scientists of the National Anal Sex Association.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry tells Ron in the Prisoner of Azerbaijan that he is going to Hogsmeade to "cast fellatio on some bitches".
Etemology: Unknown.

 

[hunter71485]

did harry used his left hand or his right?

 

[~Lilium~]

No, Imp uses the platform to get to his dorms!

imp lives on a platform? >.>

hahaha imp you live right there?

just dropped in on that convo you guys were having... *funny*


so how's summer break for you guys there? Daya!

 

[Imperium]

Yonie, you brought a whole new meaning to spell casting.

*Goes off to look more deeply at the spell names. *

imp lives on a platform? >.>

I find that really insulting. I would never restrict myself to living on only one platform.
If you live on the streets, LIVE ON IT WITH PRIDE!

 

[hunter71485]

@Lil
hindi masaya summer break namin... Ako trisem, which means next week final exams, tapos 1 month rest, balik school agad... tapos sobrang init, normal na ang 38 degrees C...

 

[baboysai]

yonie! That cracked me up! lyahahahaha and the last one had to be just that, no disguises whatsoever.

so how's summer break for you guys there? Daya!

I believe I've asked you already in the HO thread. so when you get here it'll be school immediately? No time to settle down and familiarize the streets and stuff?

@Lil
hindi masaya summer break namin... Ako trisem, which means next week final exams, tapos 1 month rest, balik school agad... tapos sobrang init, normal na ang 38 degrees C...

aw too sad, hunt.



Anyway, I'm surprisingly managing fine with my money, because I got a raket and that at least earned me another 600 PHP. And I'll be doing more of those. Quite short term but, i don't plan on dying just yet.

And other than the blistering heat, I feel quite at ease. Although I should be thinking of where to go because the apartment contract is looming. I'm not even packing up yet, because of the uncertainty of my grades.

 

[~Lilium~]

@Lil
hindi masaya summer break namin... Ako trisem, which means next week final exams, tapos 1 month rest, balik school agad... tapos sobrang init, normal na ang 38 degrees C...

awwss..... what school do you go to? it sounds hard

I believe I've asked you already in the HO thread. so when you get here it'll be school immediately? No time to settle down and familiarize the streets and stuff?

not really... well I might have a week.... possibly

oh btw, i guess the word 'HO' stuck around lol they used to make fun of me when I first said it.

 

[Paper]

harry cast orgasmus maxima on hermione and she just passed out.

[/spoiler]

you don't need to know harry potter to understand this! i only watched like 3 of the movies or something....mainly since my friends drag me to em...i watch it for the cute girl that acts as hermoine...lolz...jailbait...

i read some edited chapeters where the word "wand" was replaced by "wang"....i lol'd so hard i nearly shit my pants...

 

[yoniekai]

hahaha true tho when she appeared in the third movie, from a cute brat to well.... the potential was oozing. she's pretty hot now, gonna get hotter in the future

and i read that wand = wang post!! hahaha that was one of the funniest posts i've read

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oh btw, i guess the word 'HO' stuck around lol they used to make fun of me when I first said it.

THE HO THREAD

 

[baboysai]

THE HO THREAD

oh yeah, right. >.> I didn't notice.

 

[Paper]

what HO thread? >_>

edit: ah potek...hang out....shit..slow mode ako today...

 

[hunter71485]

awwss..... what school do you go to? it sounds hard

Informatics Eastwood

 

[yoniekai]

andito ako ngayon sa netopia sa mall of asia. ano bang mall na to, ang LIIT2x??? ano ba, isang oras lang ang hanap ko sa netopia? ISA???? lousy. uwi nalg ako. kung makita ko ang daan sa entrance.

wala akong battery sa cell. walang chikka dito. naiinis na ako kanina pa. parang probinsyano akong tingnan ako lang nakatsinelas, andami ko nang pinagsta-staredown, "tingin mo?!"

mag-isip...

 

[hunter71485]

wawa ka naman yonie. traveling to manila only to experience netopia in (arguably) asia's largest mall.

 

[baboysai]

andito ako ngayon sa netopia sa mall of asia. ano bang mall na to, ang LIIT2x??? ano ba, isang oras lang ang hanap ko sa netopia? ISA???? lousy. uwi nalg ako. kung makita ko ang daan sa entrance.

wala akong battery sa cell. walang chikka dito. naiinis na ako kanina pa. parang probinsyano akong tingnan ako lang nakatsinelas, andami ko nang pinagsta-staredown, "tingin mo?!"

mag-isip...

Lol maliit talaga ang moa. -_- It took me just one whole day to go around one wing So how do you find the steel and concrete jungle that is Manila, yonie? (Manila, btw, is really depressing, with buildings covered in soot, not maintained for over 30 years, and to think the mayor is an architecture graduate! Not from UP though so... )

 

[Paper]

FUUUUCKKKK YEAHHH!!!! ang sarap ng bagong computer

 

[TechnoMagus]

heya yonie, how do you find the imperial capital? bisita ka naman dito sa katip area, the goddess and yours truly the emperor would like to give you your area xxx tour to differentiate the "numbered" from the elite....

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@l4pb
bagong computer? kakainggit....don't forget to wipe off the new monitor once you finish transfeering your pr0n

 

[Paper]

@KTS- amf! inupgrade ko kase ung computer ko...tapos in the end ung na salvage ko lang is ung HDD ko at ung optical drive ko.... la na ako pera for the rest of the year (all accounted for na ung internet bills at WoW bills ko...)....pulube mode!

 

[bakashijinsan]

nice yonie nasa Manila na sya! job hunting mode na yan! GO GO GO!


@the evil goddess (baboysai)

by any chance, din you win a cellphone in the cheerdance competition back in 2005? I thought I saw you! I was watching a replay of it in studio 23 a while ago.


@l4pb
new computer means no money for the rest of the year? Get a job man!