Pinoy Thread

[mangadictus]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread!

Hahhaah sama mo baka! hehehe ako rin, lam ko na yang mga antics na yan!

On a side note: Yehey! Just got permission from NarutoBuzz that I can use their cleaned pages for my pinoy Edited Mangas. Hmmmm... I think I can also use the ones from BleachBuzz kase parang isang grupo lng cla eh, dating taga Jinchuuriki *thinks*[br]Posted on: November 24, 2006, 05:57:04 PM_________________________________________________Phew! Done with Bleach 253. Cleans are from M7 release kay super HQ. Here you go
http://www.sendspace.com/file/mjlftb[br]Posted on: November 24, 2006, 07:33:08 PM_________________________________________________If you have time to read jokes, just got this from email. Op kors pinoy xa. Here you go.

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Sum of all fears = "takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat!"

The fast and the furious = "pag bitin, galit!"

Too fast, too furious = "kapag bitin na bitin, galit na galit!"

Lethal Weapon -- Makamandag na Armas

Lethal Weapon 2 -- Makamandag na Armas Ulit

Lethal Weapon 3 -- Makamandag na Armas Na Naman

Lethal Weapon 4 -- Makamandag na Armas Na Talaga

The Pacifier = Ang Tsupon

Cradle 2 the grave = Kuna patungung hukay

Never Ending Story = Walang Katapusang Chikahan

Chicken Run - Takbong Manok

Die Hard = Mamatay ng Matigas

X-Men (The Last Stand) = Dating Mga Lalake (Ang Huling Tayo)

Blood in, Blood out = Labas... Pasok... Dugo!!!

Clear and Present Danger = Malinaw at Kasalukuyang Babala

Rambo - "Tsinelas"

Barely Legal - "Pwede na yan!"

Resident evil = "ang byenan"

Gone with the wind - "nagtago matapos umutot!"

The blair witch project - "ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair"

The firm = ang tigas

"Never been kissed" = ang panget

Chicken Run - Isang Andok's, Pakibalot...Dali!!!

Chicken Little =? One day old

Never say die = patay kung patay!!!

Daredevil - MagpaRehab Ka, Demonyo

Rockstar - Cueshe (cebuano translation rolleyes)

Home Alone - Porno Buong Araw

Cold Mountain - Keanna Reeves Sa Baguio

A Beautiful Mind - Baklang Propesor

Monster's Ball - Isang Betlog Ng Aswang

Boys Don't Cry - Tuli

Girl, Interrupted - Tinira Kahit Meron

Life Is Beautiful - Himlayang Pilipino

Titanic - Totoy Mola

Sideways - Ano Ba, Baka Magising Ang Mga Bata

10 things I hate about you = sampung bagay na totoo sa yo

She's all that = crush ng bayan

See no evil = nagbakasyon si biyenan

Rollerball - Gulong Itlog Gulong

Return of the evil dead = ang pagbabalik ng byenan... patay!

There's something about mary - mukhang chicksilog si mary

Meet the parents - tay, buntis po gf ko....

Meet the fockers - sir, buntis po anak niyo....

13 going 30 - Feeling Matanda Na

Bring it on - taralets

You've got served - panandaliang aliw

Brokeback Mountain - Tuwad Na

[br]Posted on: November 24, 2006, 07:36:10 PM_________________________________________________WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Litong-lito na kow! Di ko lam kung anong uunahin ko, ES21 o Vagabond ba?? Haiz... Aaarrrrrgghhhh!!! [br]Posted on: November 24, 2006, 08:12:31 PM_________________________________________________Hirap talaga pag walang magawa noh? Wala kang kausap, sarili mo cguro oo. At yan ang resulta ng 500+ posts ko dito. Ganyan ako ka praning. Ganyan talaga pag medyo at kung minsan at kung minsan naman naghahanap ng at may kasama pang hanggang sa tapos mukhang na at pag dumating na ang na spam sa forum e kase kala nya xa na lang magisa kaya nawala na ung :-( at kaya lang minsan ya kung bakit xa lang magisa ang , , hanggang sa mag na. Ang haba noh? Kase na!

 

[yoniekai]

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@MD: WOW! it's the first time i've seen MangaSpot, awesome site dude! thanks, now i can dload the 666 satan volumes! btw, really funny jokes there..."pwede na yan!" haha.

ok, maybe uv read this b4, but to those who havent, here are classic Yo Mama jokes:

Spoiler

Yo Mama so OLD:

-Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
-Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
-Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
-Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
-Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
-Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
-Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
-Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo Mama so STUPID:

-Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
-Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
-Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
-Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
-Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
-Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
-Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
-Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo Mama so UGLY:

-Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
-Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
-Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
-Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
-Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
-Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
-Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
-Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
-Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo Mama so FAT:

-Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
-Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
-Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
-Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
-Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.
-Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
-Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
-Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
-Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
-Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
-Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.
-Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
-Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
-Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

hehe. no offense. i love my mother.

 

[sharingan_kakashi]

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hehehe. wawa ka naman MD. magdala ka nalang ng gameboy dyan sa trabaho mo

bleach scans - galing ng scans mo!! pero kailangan mo ng sariling scans kasi sobrang linis nung mga scans nila i think i complain too much lol.
hihintayin ko next week yung scan mo sa OP!!

 

[mangadictus]

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hehehe. wawa ka naman MD. magdala ka nalang ng gameboy dyan sa trabaho mo

bleach scans - galing ng scans mo!! pero kailangan mo ng sariling scans kasi sobrang linis nung mga scans nila i think i complain too much lol.
hihintayin ko next week yung scan mo sa OP!!

Thanks dude! Ano nga pangalan mo? Kase puro dude at dudette tawag ko sa inyo Cge I'll use MQ releases na lng para justified kase BleachBuzz didnt release a Edited Manga for 253, too bad. I'll scanlate OP 435 right now. teka lng huh.

@MD: WOW! it's the first time i've seen MangaSpot, awesome site dude! thanks, now i can dload the 666 satan volumes! btw, really funny jokes there..."pwede na yan!" haha.

ok, maybe uv read this b4, but to those who havent, here are classic Yo Mama jokes:

Spoiler

Yo Mama so OLD:

-Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
-Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
-Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
-Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
-Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
-Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
-Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
-Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo Mama so STUPID:

-Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
-Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
-Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
-Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
-Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
-Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
-Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
-Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo Mama so UGLY:

-Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
-Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
-Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
-Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
-Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
-Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
-Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
-Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
-Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo Mama so FAT:

-Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
-Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
-Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
-Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
-Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.
-Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
-Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
-Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
-Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
-Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
-Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.
-Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
-Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
-Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

hehe. no offense. i love my mother.

No problem, dude. That's were I go if I need quick manga updates pero not really my source for archiving. And btw, these Yo Mama jokes really smack it up!! I love these! THanks!

 

[sharingan_kakashi]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread!

Thanks dude! Ano nga pangalan mo? Kase puro dude at dudette tawag ko sa inyo Cge I'll use MQ releases na lng para justified kase BleachBuzz didnt release a Edited Manga for 253, too bad. I'll scanlate OP 435 right now. teka lng huh.

you can call me

Spoiler

Suryc

. Ikaw anong nickname mo?


@yonekai. hehe, i sesave ko tong mga yo momma jokes, it will coem in handy one day

 

[mangadictus]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread!

you can call me

Spoiler

Suryc

. Ikaw anong nickname mo?


@yonekai. hehe, i sesave ko tong mga yo momma jokes, it will coem in handy one day

call me bond, mighty bond. Joke!
just call me

Spoiler

Mikester

 

[bakashijinsan]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread!

talagang wala kang magawa ano MD?

anyway, suggest ko Berserk! asteg! as in! o kaya Gantz, ganda ng drawing at saka ang action, super!

astig tong mangaspot a! me flame of recca pa. kelangan ma download yun, *mweheheehe*[br]Posted on: November 25, 2006, 01:29:21 AM_________________________________________________a detective conan din! perooo....ang dami mo na palang naka Line up na babasahin. cge mag ES21 ka na muna

 

[mangadictus]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread!

Arrrggggg hirap ng typesetting sa One Piece, mejo congested yung mga bubbles. Haiz... I don't think I can finish this today. I'll stay for another hour pag di pa natapos then uwi na kow...[br]Posted on: November 25, 2006, 01:38:34 AM_________________________________________________Yeah, right. Can't get it done today. 10+ pages more to scanlate. Bukas na lang mga dudes at dudettes. Mas enjoy mag scanlate ng OP kase kwela yung translation. Cge uwi na kow! [br]Posted on: November 25, 2006, 02:41:44 AM_________________________________________________From sun down to sun up, ako lang ang tao dito.

 

[sharingan_kakashi]

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d2 din ako. sumasandali lang for any development
and im gone again...

 

[clarity142]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread!

hello!? wala lang, nangungulit when i have the chance...

 

[mangadictus]

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whuZAAAAAAAAAA!!! Ey you guys heard of www.crunchyroll.com ?? very cool site! Online anime streaming xa. Cool kase nandun lahat nung Macross Zero prequel series. Whehehehe

 

[clarity142]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread!

just reading backwards in the thread..and you guys surely pampered this thread with Spam. Anyways I found this..

hehe, next question!
did you go to Ramon Magsaysay Cubao HS?

saan mo nalaman yang info? i never recalled giving it away..hmm..i smell something fishy. aba!!



@ MD
cool website..<3 i might wanna try watching it when i have the time

 

[mangadictus]

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@ MD
cool website..<3 i might wanna try watching it when i have the time

Yeah, just found it this morning. Cool noh? Daming One Piece! Saka me Yaiba pa! Fav ko nung HS ako.

clarity-chan, me stalker ka na. Ganda mo kase kaya ganyan. Kasalan mo. :P

 

[sharingan_kakashi]

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Yeah, just found it this morning. Cool noh? Daming One Piece! Saka me Yaiba pa! Fav ko nung HS ako.

clarity-chan, me stalker ka na. Ganda mo kase kaya ganyan. Kasalan mo. :P

Nice website MD. Nag register ako
yaiba? lol. diba parang final fantasy & yun. may mga bola na pinapasak sa espada nila tapos lumalakas. ano pla ending nun? hindi ko na maalala.

ako stalker? lol

 

[mangadictus]

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Yeah yun un! Miss ko na kase. Dude, check mo Macross Zero. kick arse talaga!

Oo, stalker like. Kase may alam kang mga tidbits tungkol ke clarity-chan *bulong: paki share naman... hihihihi*

 

[sharingan_kakashi]

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tol kung gusto mo torrent ng Macross Zero go here

Spoiler

http://www.mininova.org/

i search mo na lang.
@Mikester tol check ur persona mail.

 

[mangadictus]

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Yeah, got ur mail. Thanks!

meron sa www.crunchyroll.com kumpleto dude.

 

[sharingan_kakashi]

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hehehe. Have fun Mike. 2log na aku. kitakits!

 

[mangadictus]

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Cge dude. Cya later 2nyt. Ako rin, mejo pagod na sa kaka OL. [br]Posted on: November 26, 2006, 01:47:28 AM_________________________________________________Demmit! I shouldn't have gone home X( Sobrang init tapos bigla na lng umulan eh di na todo-langhap ko yung usbong sa daan. Taena, I feel like I'm sick... Cge mga pips, rest muna ako... *feels weak*

 

[bakashijinsan]

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dumadaan lang.

hehehe! may stalkers na bigla dito? wah!
baka naman kakilala lang ni sharingan_kakashi si clarity