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Attack on Logic
Sorry for yet another "Attack on" title, but I couldn't help it. I wanted to start a thread where we (or at least I) get to vent some things I've been wanting to shout at the screen since Eren et. al. entered the military.
I don't mean to undermine the story's emotional impact, which I see as its core, but I can't help but wonder a few things about our heroes. And I know the artistic reason for a lot of this is drama and style but still …

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Sorry for yet another "Attack on" title, but I couldn't help it. I wanted to start a thread where we (or at least I) get to vent some things I've been wanting to shout at the screen since Eren et. al. entered the military.
I don't mean to undermine the story's emotional impact, which I see as its core, but I can't help but wonder a few things about our heroes. And I know the artistic reason for a lot of this is drama and style but still …
- Why doesn't anyone wear a freaking helmet? Maybe not a titan-proof one, but those tile roofs in town don't look very soft.

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- Not to mention those giant trees. The female titan made ample demonstration of what hitting one of those at high speed will do to a person.
- For that matter, what about some padding? Those uniforms sure are dashing in an "Empire Strikes Back" Luke sort of way, but they seem more appropriate for young officers attending a formal dinner than swinging around and getting eaten.
- Why don't the humans live in reinforced underground bunkers? Or have an evacuation tunnel system of some sort with "ultra hardened steel" gates to keep out the 3-7 meter titans?
- This one also touches on TESB, but why don't the soldiers use their zip lines to trip up the titans?
- Why don't the humans set up various sorts of traps? With a few notable exceptions the titans seem about as dopey as cows. I'm sure they could be lead off a cliff somewhere.
- I don't recall if this was covered in the series, but do titans breathe? If not, what about some moats? Even if they can swim, the slower movement would make them easier targets.
- Like with zombies, the real weak spot of a titan isn't the head, its the feet. Yes titan feet and limbs regenerate, but how about something like spring-loaded underground spikes that would root a titan in place until its neck can get sliced?
- Their other vulnerability is their height. If I were planning a city between two of those gates, I'd string taught cables at various heights between all the buildings. Perhaps they could be placed at regular intervals that actually help soldiers using 3DMG get around.

