Life The Drinks Drank Drunk Thread

[iThePirate]

Ippy, u're abstinating from alcohol? and it's been 10 days?! OMG! The world is coming to an end!!!!

Oh yeah, I was thinkin that you need a real nickname.. IthePirate is way too long and trying to shorten it sounds so weird. So let's see.. DrunkP ? Nah.. many other drunks out here too.. Hmm.. ChefP? uhhh. weird too. pirate chef... that reminds me of Sanji. can I call you Sanji then?

Kind of fucked n drank 3 beers yesterday, but maaaaaaan it waaaaaas gooooooooood

and no, not sanji.. nope, not ever..

DrunkenPirateChef?

aiye, that's a good idea too LH. we can call him DPC for short.

you're gon confuse me if you call me that >_>

 

[Azurel]

Kind of fucked n drank 3 beers yesterday, but maaaaaaan it waaaaaas gooooooooood

and no, not sanji.. nope, not ever..




you're gon confuse me if you call me that >_>

ah, it's kinda like going "cold turkey" rite.

awww.. why not sanji izzit those curly eyebrows?? izzit coz u don't have those?

I guess tis mean Ippy stays.

 

[yoniekai]

oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
oe tequila
FLOOR!

 

[LadyHatake]

Shouldn't it be:

One tequila,
two tequila.
three tequila,
FLOOR!

?

xD Yoni, were you drinking that nasty stuff?

 

[yoniekai]

it aint nasty, its my fave drink! was at a party. logged on at 3am or so and i was too lazy to type two three so i copied it. my mouth still tastes like tequila tobacco beer redwine and puke man, really wasted night, that's gonna be a bad memory for us, the four tequilas of death

 

[The Boff]

ok, so night to saturday i didnt sleep at all. i dont know why it just happened.
start work saturday at 12. end work at 22. the one and only thing i could think of the entire 10 hours was getting home and go to bed.
i get home........
my neighbour is having a party. i get dragged in there... a few glasses of whiskey and a beer.
i am very very close to drunk. i am seriously concentrating here.

i really need sleep... later dudes/dudettes

 

[Emily00]

drinkin some Grolsch right now its a new beer for me and its actually pretty good

 

[iThePirate]

got home at 10am, drank beer for 12 hours straight, 5 hours short of a new personal record >_>

how was everybody elses easter?

 

[yoniekai]

i met johnnie last night.... he wore black... after a while he was walking...... upside down... i wont be seeing him for a while...

 

[The Boff]

pochaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

so my frienas birthday 25 toady and we patrayd alot and imso most drunl of everyine and is brilllant.
is modt besta caues i have tihis new job that pays lots oif cvash and si im drank lots and ate a big maet thuiingie. isa goood

 

[keisa]

Getting drunk is liek breathing for me. how can you be involved in pynk rock and not get drunk amirite? XD hah I think I starte ddrinking when i was liek 14. then I stopped and started at 17 again. and I never looked back XD;; My bro's in a band so every weekend is aparty for us XD and im drunk but w/e ya you know?

 

[iThePirate]

got shitfaced yesterday, tried to mosh on a dancefloor with a skinhead but it ended with me gettin thrown out of the club n then i tried to stop a fight (whoa i didnt start it for once) but ended up gettin beaten which in turn led to my friends involvement which in turn led to the police arriving. fuck.. jäger is bad for you BAD!!

 

[The Boff]

so iotsc awqas teyh yrubgy gaene todayw enad tejhyey won with the w guys but the agirl sdidint but teyhy shuouldve cayise thay where greatw!!!!!!
amnd i wqas thy speakedt disdi son o i got xcasdh and tehan i bought beeeere and nowvb itsa patyuy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DemonDays]

In my inebriated state last night i remember grabbing a gay boy by the balls.

I then continued on to get down on the dancefloor with the bar staff from my local pub.

Good times, good times.

 

[iThePirate]

yesterday was good. got thrown out of a club with a girl since we were "too drunk" according to the security, fuckin idiot, ive been at that club waaaaay drunker than i was yesterday.. well we went to another club, got even drunker. first night in a while that didnt end with me fighting. awesome.

 

[Saturn]

This thread has just inspired me to get a drink. Right now.

 

[The Boff]

This thread has just inspired me to get a drink. Right now.

-=Mission Succes=-
*all drunkards level up*
*all drunkards receive blurry world power*
*all drunkards receive swaying walk*
*all drunkards must take a shot to receive instabonus "prettier girls-spell"*

 

[DemonDays]

Alcohol = Truth serum.

I'm never drinking again.

 

[iThePirate]

Alcohol = Truth serum.

I'm never drinking again.

ROFLMAO!!! I can't even begin to count all the times I've said that I'll quit drinkin'! What did you say?

 

[DemonDays]

ROFLMAO!!! I can't even begin to count all the times I've said that I'll quit drinkin'! What did you say?

aww man is complicated. i dont even know whats happening myself.
I swear the alcohol is killing my brain cells.
turning 18 is doing me no favours.

but yeah, ive also said i was going to quit drinking many times as well. But we just keep on crawling back haha