Life The Drinks Drank Drunk Thread

[iThePirate]

damn, yesterday was like, damn..

i mean, the jack, the rum, the beer oh the beer and then the vodka, the last thing i remember from the bar is me standing with three beers and two bull/vodkas and then i remember bein in bed trying to get the room to stop spinning...

damn... that was a good night.

 

[Paper]

You can browse back a few pages for my "hangover helper"... Makes the worst drinking sessions seem like they never happened!

 

[iThePirate]

you seriously think that i dont have my own hangover remedies? i mean, sure enough i dont get hungover that much anymore but i used to...

oh and i talked to one of my friends that was with me, he said that i probably broke some sort of record yesterday with the amounts i drank, fuck yeah go me!

 

[iThePirate]

whatta hell have you done now?

 

[iThePirate]

damn dude, "most complicated girl in the world"? i havent met a single girl that i havent thought was complicated, they all are, oh and if there is no proof or memory of you having done anything then you havent done anything, dont get whipped just cause someone else cant fess up to the issue at hand >_>

 

[baboysai]

yoniekai!!

where are you!

let's drink our love problems away!

 

[iThePirate]

drinking problems away is just a temporary solution...

..unless you don't stop drinking

"Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to most of man problems."

well the quote was something like that anyways, cant remmeber extactly >_>;;

 

[eni]

"Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to most of man problems.

Oh, lemme try to translate a german phrase >.>

"Alcohol is a excellent dissolver. It dissolves problems, brain cells and sometimes... whole families."

 

[Kazi]

Oh, lemme try to translate a german phrase >.>

"Alcohol is a excellent dissolver. It dissolves problems, brain cells and sometimes... whole families."

never heard in german, but it sounds true xD
*Reminds some Old guys on a Aldi/Netto/Rewe-Store*

fuuuh~ ... already had 3 beer ... but i' m feeling not so good ._.

 

[yoniekai]

no, its

"reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol"

this shit is killing me, let me delete all my love rants in this thread, i'm so depressed right now. and depression is just not complete without intoxication

 

[baboysai]

drinking problems away is just a temporary solution...

..unless you don't stop drinking

exactly. At least you can get away, even for a few hours. If that's how one thinks, you can imagine how fucked up life is for her. >.>

Oh, lemme try to translate a german phrase >.>

"Alcohol is a excellent dissolver. It dissolves problems, brain cells and sometimes... whole families."

i love that, enini.

no, its

"reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol"

this shit is killing me, let me delete all my love rants in this thread, i'm so depressed right now. and depression is just not complete without intoxication

remember though, alcohol can make you do stuff as well. like *censored*

 

[iThePirate]

fuck, yonie (i guess that?) atleast you have alcohol, i kind of spent too much money n i have to survive on roughly €20 'til the 25th now thats depressing...

 

[Kazi]

i have beer and at least 12€ in my bag ^^' ... and it's the as for you, i have survive till the 25th

edit: and you are not from the "British Antartic territory" right?

 

[yoniekai]

i dont know what's the currency exchange here but i'm poor too you know, and my next pay on friday won't last much since i've skipped work a lot of times now, i'm lacking the minimum number of hours by a lot. and there will be no bonuses so i'm not sure how i can survive. this week i thrived on miller cigs since they're cheaper than marl reds. and we're talking about cigs for lunch....

btw i just checked my weight two days ago. i'm 120 pounds

 

[eni]

remember though, alcohol can make you do stuff as well. like *censored*

Ah come on... just half drunken is wasted money >.>

Gah, I love phrases!

"There ain't ugly men, just not enough alc!"
"We're already anonymous. Now we just need to become alcoholics!"
"Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question!"
"You can't drown sorrows in alcohol - they can swim."
"I don't have any problems with alc - just without."
"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems. Same with water."
"I don't understand why woman spend so much money. They don't drink. They don't smoke. They don't drive. And they're female themself."

*collected phrases during her schooltime*

Oh, by the way. I'm straight edge, just for the record

 

[yoniekai]

Oh, by the way. I'm straight edge, just for the record

awesome, how many times have i promised myself that? everytime i pass out i always promise myself i'm going straight edge from now on... not a joke man, i'm always serious when i say that, partly because my idol ian mckaye is straight edge and i just find that inspiring... but five hours later after my head clears up it's back to drinking again

 

[eni]

Well, I don't need to tell myself. I dislike alcohol a lot, it's bitter and bleh. I'm very sensible in tasting alc in e.g. cake or pralines as well. It's not that I chosed not drinking, my body refuses naturally

 

[baboysai]

nice going, enini.

i love the phrases by the way.

@ippy,

i think i splurged my money on my last drinking spree. My friend brought the alcohol, but I think i spent my money for all the cab rides i don't even remember.

and my money doesn't come again till next week.

 

[predsfan]

i think i splurged my money on my last drinking spree. My friend brought the alcohol, but I think i spent my money for all the cab rides i don't even remember.

Agh, yes. Too many mornings have I woken up not remembering how I spent so much money. I try not to take to much money w/ me when I know I'm getting smashed, but now a days with how easy it is to use a debit card, it still happens . Why must something so delicious cost so much money.

Oh well, I am off to get drunk with some Europeans. Let's hope I don't spend too much .

 

[baboysai]

yesh! I'm so excited to go drinking this saturday! :wee