Life The Drinks Drank Drunk Thread

[Windmillblade]

Dude the best drunk is pizza.....it calms the mind man.

 

[iThePirate]

no, no pirate! don't do anything irrational while you're drunk. she's not worth it!

dude i can only remember her first name... fdman what was it? uhm T sumthing... crap... nah i know that bitch will die a a sloe n apinfkl death even if i fun do anµthinf.

 

[rhapsody blue]

pirate!!!!!!!!!! where are you, my drinking buddy?

 

[iThePirate]

oi snoog, it was 6 in the morning here when ya asked for me, given that i had been drunk both friday n saturday i wasnt awake at that time but ill drink to you nonetheless

 

[rhapsody blue]

hehe i hope you got drunk in time because i'm tipsy right now ^^

 

[LadyHatake]

Ugh, I tried this Rose wine and omg, it was some of the nastiest stuff ever D= So's champagne >.>

 

[yoniekai]

discovery! i was really wasted a while ago, and for some reason i ended playing counter-strike in a lan shop. after an hour the drunkness is gone! and the top fragger is me! this discovery will send waves to the drunk community. play CS and not only you regain your mind but also improve fragging OWNAGE. you will be so aware of all players, you'll waste a magazine before realizing they're allies

my head really really really hurts tho....

 

[iThePirate]

discovery! i was really wasted a while ago, and for some reason i ended playing counter-strike in a lan shop. after an hour the drunkness is gone! and the top fragger is me! this discovery will send waves to the drunk community. play CS and not only you regain your mind but also improve fragging OWNAGE. you will be so aware of all players, you'll waste a magazine before realizing they're allies

my head really really really hurts tho....

If I ever leave a party or a club when drunk to play CS I'll throw myself infront of a train.

 

[The Boff]

If I ever leave a party or a club when drunk to play CS I'll throw myself infront of a train.

seconded!

 

[iThePirate]

seconded!

And then it was conclusive, The Boff has spoken!

Btw Boff, any new adventuers you wanna share? I'm bored, can barely remember my own adventuers..

 

[The Boff]

nah no drunken stories to tell right now. i was going to get plowed last saturday but instead i became the friend that has to take care of a REALLY to drunk girl.
and that sucked horseballs.
had to help her stand up, listen to the same story 4 times and so on... it sucked.

i know that i get annoying when im drunk as well. but im annoying in a "positive" way.
i want to do stuff all the time. i dont wanna sit around crying about this and that...
i want to climb that building, jump in the water, sit on top of the taxi on the way home.
you know, stupid stuff


weeeeeeeell after thinking a little i guess i can show ya a few videos of me drunk as hell.... theyre on veoh.com
story behind them, modmeeting in germany. we went to a pub. they had a guy playing guitar and singing. i knew all the lyrics so i sang along. and then on the way back home i fell in the river with one of my legs... (dont ask how) so if you wanna see a drunk retard from sweden, here ya go:

trying to get back home
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1059531a5btBJHp?searchId=8534515989544573920&rank=1

and some random screamin to the musician:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1062653d5TTWY2X?searchId=8534515989544573920&rank=0

that be me when drunk me hearties

 

[yoniekai]

If I ever leave a party or a club when drunk to play CS I'll throw myself infront of a train.

oh yeah, this only applies to those that dont get nausea from first person shooters....

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@boff: i know, im pretty annoying too.... when i get drunk i get really violent.. my friends always try to stop me. when we went bowling i went to the pins and kicked them... at a party i took a chair and smashed it... at school i elbowed a babe in the chest... one time i opted to pay a public transport to take me home, and he was livid. also i puked in a taxi once and the driver almost got a stroke... and i just smiled at them

and sucks when you have to take care of drunk friends... especially a girl. they're like babies.

 

[iThePirate]

nah no drunken stories to tell right now. i was going to get plowed last saturday but instead i became the friend that has to take care of a REALLY to drunk girl.
and that sucked horseballs.
had to help her stand up, listen to the same story 4 times and so on... it sucked.

i know that i get annoying when im drunk as well. but im annoying in a "positive" way.
i want to do stuff all the time. i dont wanna sit around crying about this and that...
i want to climb that building, jump in the water, sit on top of the taxi on the way home.
you know, stupid stuff


weeeeeeeell after thinking a little i guess i can show ya a few videos of me drunk as hell.... theyre on veoh.com
story behind them, modmeeting in germany. we went to a pub. they had a guy playing guitar and singing. i knew all the lyrics so i sang along. and then on the way back home i fell in the river with one of my legs... (dont ask how) so if you wanna see a drunk retard from sweden, here ya go:

trying to get back home
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1059531a5btBJHp?searchId=8534515989544573920&rank=1

and some random screamin to the musician:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1062653d5TTWY2X?searchId=8534515989544573920&rank=0

that be me when drunk me hearties

Aye that is good movies indeed, man, on this friday/saturday ill ask a friend to film me when im drunk, always wondered what I look like when shitfaced.

oh yeah, this only applies to those that dont get nausea from first person shooters....
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@boff: i know, im pretty annoying too.... when i get drunk i get really violent.. my friends always try to stop me. when we went bowling i went to the pins and kicked them... at a party i took a chair and smashed it... at school i elbowed a babe in the chest... one time i opted to pay a public transport to take me home, and he was livid. also i puked in a taxi once and the driver almost got a stroke... and i just smiled at them

and sucks when you have to take care of drunk friends... especially a girl. they're like babies.

Nausea from CS? Wtf is that? I just think CS sucks and compared to have drunken adventures its almost as boring as working on weekends.

And I'm pretty violent at times to but mostly I'm the same as boff i think ^^

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While I'm sittin' here drinkin' my Lapin Kulta I'm actually listnin' to Ring of Fire - Boff Version

Boff gimme ya msn n' when the (pay)weekend arrives we'll have a talk ^^

 

[yoniekai]

you dont know? some people when they look at first person shooters they get nausea. i have lots of friends like that. dunno why. and CS aint boring man, actually that's better than taking out your violent side on the real world.... yeah i guess that's the only reason you should play CS when drunk, for safety

 

[iThePirate]

People that get nauseous from games are wussies

Safety is for old people..

Brawling is fuuuuuuuuuuun

 

[yoniekai]

haha yeah man, one time we played ball and ended up into a wrestling match. we had bruises all over our body

 

[iThePirate]

on last weeks monday i started a fight with a hells angels supporting gangmember, man i was stupid^

 

[yoniekai]

wah??? that's too much pirate! we dont touch gangs, we ridicule them, but not touch! its not fun anymore if after the night of fun you get to spend days avoiding the whole crew well it depends on who started the fight really, if they started then bring it on

 

[iThePirate]

It dun' matter whom started it, they'd still beat the shit outta me, luckily the guards at the club interfered, throwing me back into the bar n chasing the other one away.

 

[rhapsody blue]

omg my friends were so nice that they gave me the rest of their apple cider-vodka-everclear mix. my face is so red right now and it's a wednesday.

i hope i get up for my 8am class tomorrow