Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[shinobi]

Granted, you won't feel nauseous but you'll have to reread every karyoten and Kaine panel and reread them for a whole week. Enjoy~

Granted - you write lots of Karyo Ten fanfiction, particularly shipping but also stories with her as the MC, and eventually your frustration is lifted and replaced with love for Karyo Ten. With newfound appreciation you now say "you go girl!" every panel she appears.

Wut????? Noooo!!! I write lewd fanfics and epic fanfics about you guys and rumors!!!
I'll never write shit about Karyoten ewww


I wish I didn't have a stomachache ...

 

[GrySun]

Granted but you get a very bad case of puking instead, to clear up the stomach~

I wish phone/monitor/tv etc screens were impossible to get dirty or leave fingerprints on

 

[shinobi]

ewww~

Granted, your screens are now covered with defensive needles, like cactus, keeping your fingers away ~

I wish for a huge 30+ mafia game, like the old days! with insanely complicated mechs, troll hosts, and a cool theme that I love, and maybe 1 or 2 hostkills ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you are the hoskilled one, D1.

I wish to be more tolerant.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but you will only tolerate yourself.

I wish an immersive, 4-5 hour shot of a mafia game with 30 minutes - 10 minutes day night turns, and for 5 hours-long everyone should be sauced with alcohol.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but apple releases a mafia game multiplayer app eclipsing every metric mentioned.

I wish more people exercised and trained in something.

 

[shinobi]

Granted , Sanity, Juviii, Gry, Arrow, and Chacha you all will join my Pilates and Yoga classes ~

I wish my plants would just tell me what they want ! water, or light, or fertilizer or anything, just say it

 

[GrySun]

Granted , Sanity, Juviii, Gry, Arrow, and Chacha you all will join my Pilates and Yoga classes ~

Sounds fun!

Granted, but your plants turn out to be super needy! Demanding all sorts of things like you playing them specific music, your attention, more plant friends, Karyo Ten and Kaine wallscrolls all around your rooms, etc..

I wish all water was always pure and drinkable. Imagine you can safely drink from any random puddles of water outside!

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but your plants turn out to be super needy! Demanding all sorts of things like you playing them specific music, your attention, more plant friends, Karyo Ten and Kaine wallscrolls all around your rooms, etc..

I sing for them sometimes so maybe I already spoiled them I can read some manga for them too. But my plants have elegant and superior taste, they'll wither if they see Karyoten and Kaine Unless it's their death scene then yup ~

Granted , you can drink from a sea or a lake or anything, but it has the magical effect of dragging you into the depths, where you can surprisingly breath and dive, only to realize there's a majestic underwater world populated by creatures you always thought of as myth!

I wish I could accompany Gry during that adventure ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted , Sanity, Juviii, Gry, Arrow, and Chacha you all will join my Pilates and Yoga classes ~

I wish my plants would just tell me what they want ! water, or light, or fertilizer or anything, just say it

I hate yoga though, it stresses me instead. Can we all just do dance classes?

About the plants try this PLANTSIO Ivy Smart Planter.

Granted but these majestic underwater creatures feed on humans. Good luck!

I wish we would all take a vacation in a resort in the Philipines or the Maldives.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted and the maldives underwater restaurant is beautiful but everyone gets sea sick somehow.

I wish schools made sumo wrestling or some other useful and hilarious sport mandatory curriculum.

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I wish my plants would just tell me what they want ! water, or light, or fertilizer or anything, just say it

Some plants like succulents prefer being watered only once or twice per week.

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I hate yoga though, it stresses me instead. Can we all just do dance classes?

Stressful yoga?

Yoga gives me a peaceful relaxed feeling. Feel stronger with more energy. Healthier.

Should stick with it or change parts that are stressful, it is a powerful & natural mood enhancer.

 

[Juviii]

No way. Yoga is not for me.

Granted but you have to gain a lot of weight for Sumo wrestling.

I wish burocracy didn't exist.

 

[Sanity Check]

(I will personally yoga harder for you then, to compensate for your lack.)

Granted but bureaucracy isn't the issue, it is bureaucracy becoming more profitable with increased bloat, inefficiency and unfairness. And so nothing changes with it gone.

I wish the harry potter remake wont suck too much.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the reason why it doesn't suck is because all the other movies turned much worse in comparison.

I wish movies were more original, like they used to be.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but with many films costing in excess of $200 million few production studios are willing to take the risk of experimenting. (There is original and good stuff out thar, for the most part it is brand name recognized & established franchises suffering)

I wish human cognition were categorized into two separate designations: material intelligence and spiritual intelligence. That might make things interesting.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but people will have to get dual careers, like accountant and philosopher!

I wish my refrigerator would alert me when food was about to go bad, maybe by making weird sounds, or singing a song or something.

 

[Juviii]

Granted, however, your fridge has a terrible singing voice and always decides to alert you at 3 am.

I wish we would go back to trading goods instead of using money.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but a barter system could be a death sentence to "no lowball offers, I know what I got" variety of irrational hagglers.

I wish more developers focused on PS5 and high end PC titles, rather than chasing micro transaction wealth in mobile games.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but the actual low-mid end device holders will be lost and they will go bankrupt, and will hold you responsible for all of that.

I wish the French press-prepared coffee is at the very least half of what a quality filter coffee tastes.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the woman arrested here in 2025 for selling regular coffee fraudulently marketed as "kona coffee": https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/woman-allegedly-made-millions-selling-213500411.html

...makes me wonder if coffee has a wide spectrum of taste as no one seems to have noticed a difference despite her running a multi million dollar coffee biz.



I wish there were more off the shelf, plug and play applianaces for making icecream, brewing alcohol, etc.