Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[goldb]

Granted; how Evil of you

I wish for less pain on my bum

 

[kira]

granted but now the pain is in your pee-pee.

i wish no one can make a wish after my wish

 

[Evil3ye]

granted, but lawly defriends you on facebook for killing his thread.

i wish i was renji abarai

 

[kira]

granted but you don't have any powers. you only look like him and your hair is starting to fall off

i wish i had unlimited brownies

 

[Evil3ye]

granted, BUT THEY ALL ARE VEGAN

i wish someone would date me for my money

 

[kira]

granted but she takes all your money on the first date and then leave you


i wish to know everything in the universe

 

[rawhr]

granted, but your head explodes

I wish I slept earlier

 

[Philia]

Granted

But you slept with a douche

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I wish I could fly

 

[kira]

granted but you couldn't return! you kept flying until you came close to the sun and turned to ash!


I wish for my wishes to be granted

 

[rawhr]

Granted

But they were granted too late for you to care anymore

I wish I was good at drawing

 

[kira]

granted but you lose both your arms to a samurai named jack


I wish I have a gundam.

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted, but its weight will crush you to a puddle of blood.

I wish I had a money making hobby.

 

[rawhr]

Granted

You work in a mint as a hobby and dont get paid

I wish I did not bite my nails

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted, but you also get scared cutting them, so they grow all the way until they break naturally

I wish I could teleport.

 

[kira]

Granted but everytime you teleport you teleport way above ground and fall hard to the ground


I wish I could feel no pain

 

[rawhr]

Granted but you when you touch hot objects you don't realize they are hot and end up burning your hands

I wish I could talk to animals

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted, but non of them has anything nice to say about you.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[kira]

Granted but snorlax lays on top of you and never awakens.

I wish I have the minions at my disposal

 

[Evil3ye]

Still worth it.

Granted, but the, feed on your flesh.

I wish we were a stage 3 civilisation

 

[kira]

Granted but you no longer have control of your mind and you have the body of a robot spider.

I wish I could lay on the clouds.