Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Kiki]

Granted but its horn is on its back

I wish a sadako comes out from my TV so I can slap her

 

[revo]

Granted but is Sadako of Kimi Ni Todoke

I wish Detective Conan ended already...

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the ending is Bleach level of bs.

I wish I could bitch slap everyone.

 

[revo]

Granted but everyone slaps you back.

I wish I was a knight in an epic journey.

Granted but the ending is Bleach level of bs.

 

[Elusia]

Granted. Your goal as a knight is to deliver a cup of orange juice for me

I wish to do nothing today

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you will die from boredom.

I wish I was eating Tacos.

 

[kira]

Granted but they're all leftovers from me! Tacooooo!!


I wish I had unlimited chocolate drink

 

[revo]

Granted although you will be thirsty forever

I wish I was a little friendly ghost.

 

[Kiki]

Granted but you have no friend

I wish I was a ninja

 

[revo]

Granted but you get ninja'd anyways

I wish there was full moon tonight.

 

[kira]

Granted but evil beings start to appear and you get spooked and die from heart attack.

I wish I could do an @everyone ping in MH

 

[Kiki]

Granted but everyone pretends as if nothing happened

I wish @Brandish joins us

 

[kira]

that's ok.. I only wanna spam their notif and gonna edit my msg anyway

Granted but he bans you from the thread


I wish netflix films didn't depend on which country you're viewing from

 

[Kiki]

Granted but you dont have access to netflix forever in turn

I wish I could bitchslap @Darky

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted, but then you'll feel sorry and cry. Someone will have recorded it though and this lame bitchslap cry will become a meme. So your cryface will all over the internet like douchebag steve.

I wish Sailor Saturn would have killed Nehelenia when she had the chance.

 

[shinobi]

Granted!! She'll be reborn tho!!

I wish everyone here turns into an anime character!!

 

[kira]

Granted!! everyone turned into cool anime characters while you turned into Yubaba!

Spoiler

I wish I could see another pic of @shinobi 's nose

 

[Kiki]

Nose as in dick?

Granted but they are all censored

I wish kira gave me his nose pic

 

[Juviii]

Granted but his nose is too pretty and you agonize due to envy.

I wish kangaroos would make a revolution.

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted but you would be thrown in jail. Not the pretty one as in OITNB but as in OITNB S6.

I wish kira and shinobi would finally confess their love to each other.