Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[shinobi]

Granted. But this goes like all the isekai manhwas where the plot never follow the original and shit still happen.


I wish my fish would cook itself, plate itself and bring itself to me to eat it!!

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but it stinks 10 times more and 100 times longer.

I wish reading things would let us lose weight.

 

[Juviii]

Granted. But this goes like all the isekai manhwas where the plot never follow the original and shit still happen.


I wish my fish would cook itself, plate itself and bring itself to me to eat it!!

Ara... don't go telling everyone you want to eat me. I'm a shy fishy

Granted but it stinks 10 times more and 100 times longer.

I wish reading things would let us lose weight.

Granted cause it kinda does? It reduces cortisol levels which makes you eat less plus if it is a good book chances are you will skip a meal or 2 to binge read.

I wish Shino would let me pet her nose.

 

[Copy Panda]

granted but the nose pets you back

i wish i had a better sleep schedule

 

[Juviii]

Granted but your awake schedule gets crazy.

I wish MH search functions were still working. Games will be doomed.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but then members don't play games sounded too evil to me xD

I wish there are more people fanfictioning here with lots of interactions from other MH members.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but all those multiple author fanfiction crossovers will resemble godzilla with 8 heads.

I wish forks had wider gaps between prongs to facilitate easier cleaning in those narrow areas.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but now it's too wide it doesn't fit in your mouth anymore.....

I wish you all tell me what anime you liked most in 2025

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you won't like the answer.

I wish the authors that keep killing their characters would be reincarnated in their own anime/manga.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted but you're along there with them

I wish there was an easy way to check what builds work in BG3 instead of endlessly googling

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but if it was easy, everyone would do it & its value would diminish.

I wish more daily drama were solved by martial arts tournaments so there would be less daily drama.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you're really bad with martial arts so things never go your way


I wish humans would be able to live a 1000 years

 

[Charlie]

Granted but that 1000 years only lasted 10 secs in your mind.

I wish there was a way to minituatrize large items into small capsules or bags to transport.
[For example carrying your entire lifes valuables in your pocket.]

 

[kira]

Granted but there is no way to return them to normal size


I wish for HxH to finish

 

[Juviii]

Granted but Erin will appear at your door and torture you.

I wish we could control objects with our mind.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but you can never control the same type of object more than once.

I wish we could photosynthesize basic needs.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but intimacy is also a basic need, so humans die out as everyone just fulfills that need via photosynthesis instead of bothering with each other for companionship

I wish all fruits were apples and strawberries

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but I am the one controlling the entire apple and strawberry production and supply.

I wish we could easily make holograms while reciting some experience.

 

[shinobi]

wow! A beautiful wish

but but butttttt sorry I'll do what I have to do ~

Granted, but now lies betray you!
Tell your boss you were sick, and your hologram happily reenacts all the fun you weren't supposed to have~
Or tell your girlfriend you were stuck at work, and your hologram throws a full parade of all the naughty things you were doing with another girl...

I wish I could trick my brain into playing MG, even if it's against my better judgment......

 

[GrySun]

Granted. Go play MG! Or your brain is gonna get it.

I wish only busses were allowed on the road. Every second each bus stop has a bus arriving! Bus routes going literally everywhere! Bus supremacy! B U S