Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[shinobi]

Granted. Go play MG! Or your brain is gonna get it.

Granted, now only buses allowed on the roads. And soon after humanity will start depending on planes for daily commutes and buses are forgotten.

I wish I'd isekai into a lovely novel .

 

[kira]

granted but it's a novel about how the jiggly butt gang obtained their lovely butts

I wish for season 4 of Killing Eve

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the more seasons a story has the more likely it is to reach unfortunate sub optimal levels.

I wish super villain lairs were a more popular style of real estate development.

granted but it's a novel about how the jiggly butt gang obtained their lovely butts

Omg. Ravemaster fan? <3

Nvm. Fairy Tale.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but real estate development is different in every country so you still get stuck with one you don't like.

I wish everyone had a garden with several fruit trees.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but your fruits are poisonous

I wish for Juviii to start round 2 already !

 

[Juviii]

Granted but your fruits are poisonous

I wish for Juviii to start round 2 already !

Granted but Animepigeon has to send me the options. (Evil still didn't send btw)

I wish Evil would send me his question.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but internet bandwidth is depleted by the enormity of it and everyone lags for a week.

I wish more people dressed cosplay style daily.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but everyone cosplay the characters they hate most!

I wish my flowers would always bloom, never fading.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but you can't stop smelling them.

I wish we can easily grow and eat blueberry and framboise at home.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the plug and play usb powered framboise factory is spyware.

I wish blimps and airships made a comeback.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but everyone ignores them.

I wish ice cream and chocolate were healthier.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but everyone must shovel manure to make the dream real.

I wish lawns would be more emo and cut themselves.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but the lawns would never be the same again and turns to dust.

I wish Sanity can get his wish to be a Pokemans.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but he's grimer

I wish an icecube appeared in my mouth every 5 mins or so

 

[Copy Panda]

granted but they also appear in your mouth while youre asleep

i wish my cat would stop sitting on my head while im asleep

 

[arrowofsky]

granted but you get a dog and that will keep sitting on your head while you are asleep.

I wish we would always have a choice to freely have a few pints of perfect michelada that also does not bloat you, every day.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it gives you diarrhea instead.

I wish for more fauna diversity.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but now you wish for less fauna diversity and you don't have a wish right anymore.

I wish we can healthily be able divide sleep into 5 minutes - 10 minutes chunks in each day instead of one fell swoop.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but dividing sleep into multiple portions is something known as polyphasic sleep it has its own wiki page & everything.

I wish cars were harder to steal in a way that would diminish the GTA franchise.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but rockstar sues you into oblivion for the huge financial damages your wish caused them.

I wish health was sold in bottles, you just take a sip and voila - healthy