Other The Jokes/Riddles Thread

[Nemispelled]

Anybody have a funny joke or interesting riddle that they want to tell?​

If I have time, I wouldn't mind reading them or trying to solve them out. It could be something that you made yourself or heard from somewhere.


I guess I'll start:

Why did a patient get sent home without treatment after he asked the dentist to glue his teeth back together?

Spoiler: Answer

Because the dentist told him that he could just use Toothpaste.

 

[Arjuna]

Lawyer:You have commit the murder.We have found your fingerprints in the knife.

Accused: Damn lie.How can you find my fingerprints?I was wearing Gloves at that time.

 

[LightYagami563]

A box without hinges, a key or a lid, yet inside golden treasure is hid.

Answer: an egg.

 

[keeper1h]

This is the most pertinent thread to post what I just found:
Search "nagahelpurz" with Google, then think about drunk people.

 

[destiny4ever]

Time for a riddle:
Q: What comes down but never goes up?

 

[EmptySoul]

Time for a riddle:
Q: What comes down but never goes up?

Rain

 

[destiny4ever]

Yes!!!
@EmptySoul : 1 point for you!!

Next riddle:What has a foot but no legs?

 

[Nemispelled]

Next riddle:What has a foot but no legs?

A ruler? Or a measurement tool of some sort?

Just a guess. I don't really know.

 

[z.5]

A ruler? Or a measurement tool of some sort?

Just a guess. I don't really know.

Snails also - but I doubt that they are the answer (pretty sure you're right)

 

[Nemispelled]

Snails also - but I doubt that they are the answer (pretty sure you're right)

Good thought.

I actually didn't think of that, but nonetheless, your answer is quite clever. In fact, I think your answer is the better choice.

 

[z.5]

If not the British Imperial System/a gastropod, then a mountain could also be correct

 

[destiny4ever]

A ruler? Or a measurement tool of some sort?

Just a guess. I don't really know.

Yes, a ruler.
Next riddle:
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

 

[Nemispelled]

Yes, a ruler.
Next riddle:
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

An icicle? I guess most people would call it "long" rather than "tall", but that's the best I can come up with.

This is a good one, I'm pretty sure I'm stumped on this.


Another Joke:

Why does the speech therapist hate working with the doctor in public?

Spoiler: ANSWER

Because the doctor can "pronounce" people dead, but the speech therapist can't.

 

[jawad1347]

My turn:

I am celebrating my birthday today: yeaaaaa

Ok, got a question How do you hide things like spoilers? thanks

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What am I?

Candle