Archived The MangaHelpers Confessional Thread

[Naomi]

...*has no idea what's going on here*

I LEIK.


I confess that I got really wasted a couple of months ago with my friends and older sister. While I was playing vodka pong against my sister, I told her that I was taking her to Harry Potter World because she's never been.

I confess that I'm completely fixated on that idea and want to do it as a graduation gift for her. It's going to be fucking expensive, but I DUN CARE.

 

[Gats]

...*has no idea what's going on here*

Nothing to worry about. Just a guy who's testing a girl's tolerance limits. Wanna test it ?

I LEIK.


I confess that I got really wasted a couple of months ago with my friends and older sister. While I was playing vodka pong against my sister, I told her that I was taking her to Harry Potter World because she's never been.

I confess that I'm completely fixated on that idea and want to do it as a graduation gift for her. It's going to be fucking expensive, but I DUN CARE.

What's that ? A theme park ?

 

[faintsmile1992]

Liking when it's rough huh ?
I can do that with fingers too. They call me...Boldfinger.

About your picture : I'm not sure what I'm looking at

Gats, are you playing innocent, or just very, very young?

...*has no idea what's going on here*

I LEIK.

Is it the bullet you LEIK? Because I have one much bigger.

 

[Gats]

Gats, are you playing innocent, or just very, very young?



Is it the bullet you LEIK? Because I have one much bigger.

I confess that I had a doubt for a moment because it reminds me a lipstick I saw veeeeeery similar to this vibrating bullet actually.

So I was suspecting some kind of very weird sense of humor. Thanksfully it wasn't the case.

Time to cook.

edit : how big are those ? Oo

 

[faintsmile1992]

This wolf likes the silver bullet!

 

[HegemonKhan]

I don't like police at universities... I got caught speeding in leaving school last symester... GRR !!! I now obey the speed laws, as I can't afford the tickets (and the insurance bumped up cost too), and laugh hysterically as there's 500 other students piling up behind me, honking their horns wanting me to speed up (as there's no place to pull over) and thus break the speed limit again... government and their laws can be so... IDIOTIC !!!!! or the damned police need to enforce the laws, meaning upon everyone, start pulling over everyone, so to actual cause a change of our behaviors... V.V

 

[warbandit66]

Really... What the hell is happening in here? For real, wtf?

 

[HegemonKhan]

Sometimes I wish I knew how a Woman's brain works or thinks so I could figure out a way not to screw up.

1. It's "always us males who screw up"... it sucks that we want-need-love females so badly... to allow-endure so much abuse, cruelty, and unfairness... from them.

~"The day females become equals, is the day we become slaves (Pliny)"

we males will bend over backwards and go to hell and back for the females we love, we've got nothing to apologize for, nor to suffer over our so called mistakes... if girls can't love us for who we are, with our flaws as well as our strengths, then what the hell are they doing being with us, supposedly being in love with us, in the first place?

2. There's no such thing as "Mr. Perfect", and any girl who is hoping for you to be what no male is, is horribly nieve. Also... sadly "Mr. Perfect" can end with the girl murdered... as she learns he's far from perfect guy that she thought he was... such as like with Scott Peterson... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Peterson. Girls, if you find your "Mr. Perfect", RUN! (Sadly, there's a still idiotic girls who send him love letters, wanting to marry him, as he is rotting to death in San Quentin Max Security Prison, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Quentin_State_Prison, rightly as the FILTH that he is)

 

[kdowns]

...*has no idea what's going on here*

I LEIK.


I confess that I got really wasted a couple of months ago with my friends and older sister. While I was playing vodka pong against my sister, I told her that I was taking her to Harry Potter World because she's never been.

I confess that I'm completely fixated on that idea and want to do it as a graduation gift for her. It's going to be fucking expensive, but I DUN CARE.

Also I got my First Speeding ticket

 

[Naomi]

Also I got my First Speeding ticket

How fast were you going over the speed limit?

 

[goldb]

*grabs popcorn and prepares for more gats and faintsmile tete a tete*

 

[Gats]

@faintsmile1992 : Silver. Wolf. Werewolf. There is a masochistic side in your approach. We can exploit it.

@warbandit66 : You remind me of scene from a French film : OSS 117. A kind of James Bond parody if you don't know it. You're like the guy caught in a encoded discussion between the hero (the spy) and 2 other guys. The guy, when it was his turn to talk, tried to offer a drink instead.


Anyway, there were very interesting confessions but, reading your reaction, I think we're derailing the thread.

 

[faintsmile1992]

Me? Masochistic? Sadistic!

 

[Gats]

Me? Masochistic? Sadistic!

Don't worry, both are meant to be together.

Both is great.

Let's resume : you confessed that you're a sore and a sad manipulative virgin who is looking for a shorter and younger white or asian white alpha knight such as Allen Walker (wtf), who is using silver vibrating bullets of different size (did you even squeal once with that ?) and have a sadistic side.
And your nickname is "faintsmile". How am I supposed to interpret that ?

Just trying to put the thread in the right path once again.

 

[kdowns]

How fast were you going over the speed limit?

Cop said I was going 80 in a 50
Speedometer said 60 in a 50

 

[faintsmile1992]

To interpret it in terms of Claymore, Gats.

 

[M3J]

I don't like police at universities... I got caught speeding in leaving school last symester... GRR !!! I now obey the speed laws, as I can't afford the tickets (and the insurance bumped up cost too), and laugh hysterically as there's 500 other students piling up behind me, honking their horns wanting me to speed up (as there's no place to pull over) and thus break the speed limit again... government and their laws can be so... IDIOTIC !!!!! or the damned police need to enforce the laws, meaning upon everyone, start pulling over everyone, so to actual cause a change of our behaviors... V.V

They can't pull you over for going with the traffic. Just go the same speed as the car in front of you and they won't do anything. Police know it's better and safer to go with the flow of the traffic than obey the speed limit.


I confess I went 15 above speed limit on a freeway in front of police twice, once in PA and once in NJ, and never got pulled over. I'm proud. I go like, 80-90 mph if possible, and I love it.

I confess that I never got another speeding ticket. My second ticket was reckless driving, but I never got another speeding. \o/

 

[Gats]

To interpret it in terms of Claymore, Gats.

You know that I don't read it, yet. -_-'

 

[Naomi]

Cop said I was going 80 in a 50
Speedometer said 60 in a 50

o______o Oh my gosh! Was your speedometer broken? I bet you have to take defensive driving for that or something. Sometimes if you take that class, it won't go on your record or anything.

 

[kdowns]

I pretty much just went Holy F*** when I checked the general thread.