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A game from "FTB"

The game name is Sheep

How to play

1- Each participant will pm the host with their answers for the questions. You are not allowed to share your answers with anyone else.
2- Your objectives is parallel your answers with as many other players as possible, and get the highest score.
3- Try guessing the most popular answer.
4- There is no wrong answer.

Rules

1- The number of questions shouldn't exceed 12 questions and not less 8 questions.
2- "I don't know" will get 0 points. If you can't answer just use google or any search engine or simply put any answer.
3- The winner will host the next sheep.
4- In case we have 2 winners or more having the same points, The host will pick someone randomly as the winner or one of the winners would let the other do it.
5- If the winner didn't make the next sheep within 3 days the previous winner shall do it and if he didn't. Anyone can do it just to keep this game running.
6- Calculations and gathering answers is time consuming so the host has a whole week to do it. If he/she didn't post the answers and announce the winner after 7 days. The next sheep would be free to anyone to do it.

sheep #1



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(1) -You are in a war, Which fighter you would like to be :
1- Archer.
2- Healer
3- Swordsman.


(2) -A famous inventor.

(3) -What is your favorite big cat ?

1-Lion
2-Tiger
3-Jaguar


(4) -What anime villain you would like to be.

(5) -Who wins ? Team Demacia vs Team Noxus, Which team you would choose to bet all your money on.


Upper limb is team Demacia..
Lower limb is team Noxus..


(6) -Which type of landscape do you like the most, Desert, forest, mountain, plain, ocean or arctic?

(7) -Do you care about lyrics in a song?

(8) -Pick a random number from (1~25)

(9) -What season suits you best?

(10) -How many holes do you have ?
SheepWinnerSecondLast

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lakhan220Brandishkira

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lakhan220Irina_mashiro_22, EmptySoul, OrganizizedYumaKuga

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Brandish, Ravenkira, Belserionlakhan220

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YumaKugaMiralicious akumakira

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Brandish lakhan220kira, Organizized

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kiraOrganizizedlakhan220

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AtomVici, EmptySoulBrandish

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EmptySoul, RavenOrganizizedBrandish

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RavenOrganizizedxi0

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OrganizizedYumaKugaxi0, EmptySoul

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RavenBrandyThemaxi0

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Yuma, xi0BrandyThemakira

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Yuma, KnightmareAtomBrandish

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Shinyarcanine45Knightmare of heaven 0kira

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BrandyThemaRavenxi0

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ViciBrandishkira

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Brandish, zimbardoKnightmare of heaven 0lakhan220

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DiMaria YestalakhanBrandish

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OrganizizedKnightmare of heaven 0, BattouBrandish

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A.ulqZimbDiMaria, Brandish

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DiMaria Yestaxi0Brandish

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OrganizizedBrandish, lakhan220kira

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EmptySoulVici kira

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BattouGrySunBrandish

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TSPandaOrganizizedkira, Brandish

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FarfallaEmptySoulkira

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BelserionGrySunA.ulq

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UstegiusTSPandaKnightmare of heaven 0

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RavenBrandishkira

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TSPandaEmptySoulTempus

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KatFarfallagoodboy_lawlett

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MonkeyD DragonKnightmare of heaven 0Brandish

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BelserionOrganizizedxi0

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GrySunFarfallaBrandish

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AtomDiMaria Yesta, OrganizizedFarfalla

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MonkeyD DragonBelserionlakhan220

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LinaliMonkeyD DragonBrandish

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EmptySoulUstegiusBrandish

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BelserionArjunaOrganizized

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FarfallaGrySunEmperor Spriggan

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DarkyGryffindorxi0

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rikiRavenPurity of Magi

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AtomLady pompom, LinaliRaven

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rikiEmptySoulBrandish

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BrandishLinaliBattou

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AtomEmperor Spriggankira

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Valhalla777, GrySunLady pompom, OrganizizedBrandish

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ZirconiumOrganizizedriki

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GrySun, LinaliGryffindorkira

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Linali, A.ulqZirconium, Emperor SprigganBrandish

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Irina_mashiro_22Organizized, RavenBrandish

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LambuSirSamuel016DiMaria Yesta

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LinaliZirconium `Emperor Spriggan

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OrganizizedrikiBrandish

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GrySunLambuPurity of Magi

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LambuArjunaDemonspeed

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GrySunDiMaria Yesta Lady pompom

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XadyuBelserionBrandish

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ViciIrina Mashirosyx

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GrySun, LinaliVandred, Miralicious Akumasyx

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LinaliHoltLady pompom

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BelserionShobu_Yoruichixi0

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OrganizizedLady PompomBrandish

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LinaliSeraphxi0

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GrySunGryffindorBrandish

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EmptySoulLinaliBrandish

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LambuFarfalla, Battoukira

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Linali--

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GrySunArjunakira

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AsakoHoltBrandish

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XadyuLady pompom, LinaliBrandish

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Belserionsyxkira

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GrySunxi0Erinyes

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HoltEmperor SprigganJuviii

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syxGryffindorPurity of Magi

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GryffindorElusiaArjuna

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Copy PandaLambukira

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Purity of MagiVandred Erinyes




Sheep king/Queen coronation happen every #100 sheep game.. So whoever wins the sheep #100 will be the king or queen of the game until the next sheep coronation and will be added to the Hall of Fame.



Here is a thread to alert you to the start of new Sheep rounds
For anyone who plays this game: please follow this thread to receive warnings when new rounds are starting

Anyone making a round, please post a message to this thread when you do, so all prospective players will know to send a list (if you forget to do so, I will try to remember to do so for you).

This thread is currently just a test, to save on people having to go on mass tagging sprees - if the test is successful, we can keep on using it.
If the test fails (other than being extremely disappointed) then nothing will be lost and we can go back to ignoring it and tagging people like there's no tomorrow.
:verily
 
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Sheep #31

Cute notification: it's a wall of text, but its still a sheep game. not a quiz, u don't require any real knowledge on anything.​


1. According to our modern understanding of bigbang cosmology, ever since the Big Bang, everything in the universe has been whirling away from that point of origin. Scientists can't agree on how it all goes down.
  1. All the stars in all the galaxies will eventually fade away from whatever is left of our night sky, and the universe will just be a large, cold, empty space with nothing in it to keep track of how much time will continue to pass

  2. The universe will stop expanding and start contracting again till it implodes into nothingness, similar to any of your pitiful attempts at baking volcano cakes

  3. By the end of time some super-intelligent extremely advanced species will somehow manage to convert their consciousness into a medium that allows them to survive beyond the reaches of the laws that govern time and space

  4. The universe as a whole is just an experiment carried out by some species of multidimensional high schoolers at a science fair, running a blue ribbon worthy simulation.

2. An extremely potent virus has turnt sheep into bloodthirsty demon zombies that can only be warded off by setting things on fire and singing sheep themed christmas carols like, but not limited to, ‘I wish you a mehhrry christmas’ and ‘sheeple bells’.

You're in a warehouse surrounded by these sheep-chans with your loving mother, cute child, doctor who has saved your life from various dangers and afflictions more often than you can count and the Dalai Lama.
  1. Of any living being, the most core biological and psychological purpose they have is to ensure the survival of their bloodline. So if you set Mom on fire, you and your child can survive. All she did was lament over witnessing your dad being eaten alive by zombie sheep anyway. Now she can join him. You pat yourself on the back for being a good kid.

  2. This doctor happens to be of the other gender, and you're very fertile. So you send your kid to play with the sheep and may or may not have laced him with an extremely inflammable substance. You roast marshmallows over their burning corpse in their memory. They loved marshmallows. Who doesn't love marshmallows? Your kid loved marshmallows. Past tense, because he's burning while you enjoy a date with christmas carols, marshmallows and your horror-struck doctor.

  3. Any medicinal expert generally aims to identify, understand and heal sources of pain. You allow the doctor to identify and understand the business end of your torch and pre-emptively heal your sheep bite wounds. That's what he gets for not accepting your under-the-counter payment for your favorite brand of painkillers. Maybe you're addicted, who has a ‘favorite’ brand of painkillers? You should see a doctor.

  4. The Buddhist principles of reincarnation and Nirvana is understood as the process of living multiple lives and experiencing material existence till you're enlightened to the point of being able to lead others into a blissful life of peace and spiritual tranquility. So you Nirvana the shit out of the Dalai Lama, arguably the most good-willed, good-natured and well-intentioned human being alive, and hope he doesn't come back as a zombie sheep to haunt you.

3. The madonna on stage sings notes gently and sultry, cigar smoke hazes the ceiling lights and the world is black, white and vivid. Bustling conversations between lawmakers off the clock and lively banter between drunks off-balance. A young made man walks up to you and quietly places an order of heartwarming Mouton ‘31 on the rocks for him and his companion. You sign Natasha, a waitress to wash some glasses, and hand you a cork to open the bottle. “Only those who’ve tasted too much blood order this. They can’t taste how bad it is.” A single whiff of the overwhelming aroma convinces him and he smiles in apparent agreement. A young lady hands you glasses to prepare the drinks while the good fella in front of you takes a moment to spot his companion in the back. “Enjoy your night - and do try to enjoy your drink,” you grimace. He chuckles and throws down a 50 dollar note. Business is good.
  1. Wait, what? Are we in a noir now? Am I going to have to read a lot?

  2. Mouton is is Spanish for sheep, right?

  3. I prefer mixologist over bartender.

  4. This is going to be meehhticulous

4. Since last week’s bank robbery, your old-school poor excuse for a bar has been the center of attention. Since it’s close to the bank and apparently lawmakers and gangsters both can’t find drinks elsewhere, they chill over here. You had to hire some extra staff and everyone who brings in something dangerous is accounted for. You’re not complaining. The extra money is nice, but the small amount stolen from the next-door bank - a million dollars you hear - is the real deal. You dream about what you could do with that much money.
  1. Go back to school, learn something you could only if you had enough time and money. Perhaps a pursuing your passion for dead languages? Latin sounds lovely. You're gonna spend all your time on studying Latin.

  2. Start an artist hub in a faraway country, exploit their lack of career opportunities by trading food stamps for their art. Offer them slave contracts with very unfavourable labour terms, and sell their talent to local high-end companies in need of some rebranding. Everyone wins, some just win much harder, in this case at the cost of everyone who's losing.

  3. Travel to faraway countries; education and entrepreneurship is cute, but you only live once and with enough cash you can plan out the trip of a lifetime. Literally travel till you die. You can take companions with you who will travel with you until you die, or they die, whichever comes first. You or your homies can’t ever settle, or visit any country again after you’ve left.

  4. Start a zoo which doubles as an underworld animal cage fighting event. It’s simple: you import exotic animals, divide them into weight classes, feed them some ‘enhancements’ and ‘medication’ (steroids), and have them fight against each other. If an animal survives three rounds, they’re set free (in the city, who has the money to bring them back to the jungle). Dead animals can be fed to other animals. Use leftover money to bribe authorities and avoid imprisonment. Maybe hire that art company.

5. You look around. Madonna is singing. The young man has already finished his drink while his elderly companion enjoys his. At least the people are happy. You pour yourself a bit of Mouton while you look at the clock - time ticks, ticks away while you rot on the inside catering to the underbelly of whatever backwater colony you ended up in. You overhear an argument between a few customers in black. Some of your employees, approach the customer and tell him to calm down. He doesn’t. He draws a gun. You yawn and wonder what kind of weapon you’d murder someone with.
  1. An ice-pick. Stab him. Murder weapon melts. You offer the detective a glass of water. He mentions it tastes a little rusty. You mention the poor water supply lately.

  2. Fill a sock with stones, use it as a blunt weapon to smash their head in. A few times. Empty sock, wear sock, walk out like nothing happened.

  3. Inject him with an air-filled syringe. Enough breathing gas injected directly into the circulatory system will cause air embolism, which is medical speak for ‘pain leads to death’.

  4. Gift your victim woolen clothes, a fancy old-timer and an errand on the other side of the city. Have them park the car in a garage with an oil barrel that ‘accidentally’ fell over. They’ll lock the car with a metal key, discharge the built up static, and perhaps combust to death because the spark hit the oil and blew them up together with the car. A tragedy. That the car wasn't insured, that is.

6. The gunman settles down, the people settle down, the evening goes back to being an opening scene of a b-rated noir. Some band replaces Madonna, and you wonder who even pays these people. It sure as hell isn’t you. She waves at Natasha that she needs a drink and settles with your earlier customer and his companion. You hope she chokes so your ears don’t have to suffer listening to her sheepish outcries anymore. Since that’s not an option, you decide to open a new batch of ice, prepare a drink and have Natasha serve it to her. You tell her to go around the bar and bring back all the glasses. You open the cabin and see various, exotic strong drinks. If you had to pick…
  1. Snake liquor containing four dead snakes, all of which poisonous. And their blood. Your Chinese isn’t great, but you think the warning means ‘the alcohol might not be what kills you’.

  2. Some kind of extract won by squeezing dry too many leeches and mosquitoes

  3. So you take like a dozen generations of small rodents, let them… ripe in a barrel of rice wine, and pour all of it in a bottle. You can see some teeth floating around.

  4. Let’s just say that this looks like the genital of an animal in strawberry vodka. And let’s just say that it is.

7. Shock! Something terrible has happened. A horrible thing. Natasha was about to serve a drink, when it happened. You’re not the first to witness the body but a group of suits and dresses have already gathered around and singled out the victim’s companion as the suspect. An elderly man passed away. You smell it. Almonds. Cyanide. This man has been poisoned. It takes a while to sink in he died. People only gather around when something bad happened, but you entertain the possibility of something better happening.
  1. Togashi sent out a tweet stating HxH will be returning next month

  2. Kishimoto reveals the full timeline of Naruto, revealing his plan for the Uzumaki bloodline to go as far as Za Waruto

  3. Kubo reveals that the ending of Bleach was merely a ‘prank’ and the real volumes covering the actual Final arc will be on sale soon

  4. Oda and Aoyama release a public statement, informing the public that One Piece and Detective Conan will end on the same date, somewhere in the late ‘40’s. 2040’s that is.

8. “A murder right under your noses?” a certain high school detective walks forward. “Our noses,” you correct him. He snickers but duly carries on, “I can smell the cyanide from up here. He was obviously poisoned, probably because of the drink. Let’s hear some testimony, and decide who is the most suspicious.”
  1. “My boss came here every week for the same drink at the same time. He loved it here, and he brought me here for the first time. I have no reason to kill him, but I’m pretty sure everyone else in here does. I mean it’s not like I would kill him like this, say something that makes me less suspicious, and then walk free and become the next head of the family.”

  2. “Listen, that bank that got robbed last time, it was mine. Besides dealing with money, I deal with gangsters and I deal with weapons. It’s like rock, paper, scissors; take away my money and my gun deals with the gangster who did. Okay, that’s actually nothing like rock, paper, scissors, but the victim died of poisoning while I have a gun. Sure, because he died his family has to pay me back the huge sum of money they owe me, but that's not motive right?”

  3. “I just come here to sing and allow myself to be harassed for drinks. Some customers, like this Mouton drinking sack of filth and boned, go a little far, but I wouldn't be able to kill someone I despise. I despise everyone here by the way, especially the staff. This waitress doesn’t even speak proper English, she can't be trusted. I can be trusted though, even though I hated him with all I had, I totally wouldn't kill her.”

  4. “I come from motherland - praise be with motherland - and am on mission to take out foreign danger. So I just serve sheep drink so people in motherland can't drink it. Liquormancer gives me glass with ice, I pour in drink, and ta-dah, another glass of sheep drink can’t reach motherland. Praise be with motherland.”

9. The detective scoffs at your for tricking a foreigner into thinking that a ‘bartender’ is called a ‘liquormancer’, and decides to examine the body, the glass and the belongings of the suspects. In the meantime, your customers grow impatient. “Barkeep, who did it?” the crowd demands of you. You put your thinking cap on and think about who could be blamed for this horrible crime.
  1. His companion. I mean, he literally got them the drinks. The dude smells of cyanide. Poison. POISON. You drink that stuff, dude. He did it. Literally who else would it be?

  2. It could be the Madonna. Ever hear of a femme-fatale? That’s Italian for can’t trust the pretty ones. She did get close to him.

  3. Who would suspect the gunman of poisoning? Sure, we checked off his gun at the entrance, but maybe that’s what he wants us to think he would kill with.

  4. (((Natasha is ‘Ah Satan’ backwards)))

10. You’ve been discovered. The jig is up. The cat’s out of the bag. The bagpipe player is out of notes. That’s no phrase. You don’t care - it’s over.

The bohemian eccentric tips his fedora, blows his pipe and puffs out a smoke ring. He grins. He got you. “It’s neither impossible, nor improbable,” he waves his hand as he reasons. “You poisoned the ice, not the drink. The poison melts into the drink he enjoyed comfortably every week. His companion drank his Mouton too quickly for it to poison him.”
  1. (maniacal laughter) (silence) “...That’s right… I am Kira” (more maniacal laughter)

  2. “It was me, Dio!” (!!!)

  3. “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!”

  4. “Excellent!” You gasp. “Elementary,” he grins.

11. Consheeptents (Contestant. Sheep. Consheeptent. 300 iq wordplay, I know) are very opinionated people.
  1. I've read books less lengthy than this. Sheep on you, dude. Sheep on you.

  2. I'd make a woolen sweater out of this sheep and gift it to you along with an old car and try to kill you with the built up static that causes unfortunate combustion in an oil soaked garage

  3. I need a glass of Mouton on the rocks to properly enjoy this meehstyry

  4. A mehhraculous display of boredom during lectures
 
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if its really that bad i can replace it with a shorter one
i figured it would be okay as long as it contained humor and required no real thinking
It is not bad fellow, it is great!
We appreciate your effort and creativity in your hostings.
To be honest I was expecting something like this, and you did not disappoint me. :amuse

Now if you do not mind, let me continue aswering the sheep. I am still in Question 1.
 
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if its really that bad i can replace it with a shorter one

i figured it would be okay as long as it contained humor and required no real thinking
Pah Panda - don't listen to them

Just because they can't appreciate fine art - the heathens.



Now, time to answer...
 
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Private message hath sent,
the sheep wast enjoyable.
Good luck to all of thee gent,
again, I guess I did it horrible. :emocat

 
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@TSPanda , have you ever thought about writing crime/police investigation books?
 

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Panda....

Literally neck yourself for making it so tl;dr
 

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Panda....

Literally neck yourself for making it so tl;dr
necessity

and i think the words youre looking for are question yourself

@TSPanda , have you ever thought about writing crime/police investigation books?
I have, every now and then. In the sheep I do parody some common tropes and/or stereotypes used in mystery writing though.



Best detective under the sun is on the case!

PMed.​
smart wagon foundation
 

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Panda complains he has a lot to study.... idk that guy has a lot of free time on his hands it seems
 

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listen i had 4 hours of lectures and barely any net

you kankers only wow, kat is traveling in industrial era trains from one side of the country to another and i had the base of a story lying around anyway

since im so nice to u toxic simpletons, ill provide a texan and russian transcript next time
 
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