Games The Sheep Game #121

[Raven]

A game from "FTB"

Spoiler: RULES AND HOW TO PLAY

The game name is Sheep

How to play

1- Each participant will pm the host with their answers for the questions. You are not allowed to share your answers with anyone else.
2- Your objectives is parallel your answers with as many other players as possible, and get the highest score.
3- Try guessing the most popular answer.
4- There is no wrong answer.

Rules

1- The number of questions shouldn't exceed 12 questions and not less 8 questions.
2- "I don't know" will get 0 points. If you can't answer just use google or any search engine or simply put any answer.
3- The winner will host the next sheep.
4- In case we have 2 winners or more having the same points, The host will pick someone randomly as the winner or one of the winners would let the other do it.
5- If the winner didn't make the next sheep within 3 days the previous winner shall do it and if he didn't. Anyone can do it just to keep this game running.
6- Calculations and gathering answers is time consuming so the host has a whole week to do it. If he/she didn't post the answers and announce the winner after 7 days. The next sheep would be free to anyone to do it.

Spoiler: Sheep 1

sheep #1

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(1) -You are in a war, Which fighter you would like to be :
1- Archer.
2- Healer
3- Swordsman.

(2) -A famous inventor.

(3) -What is your favorite big cat ?
1-Lion
2-Tiger
3-Jaguar

(4) -What anime villain you would like to be.

(5) -Who wins ? Team Demacia vs Team Noxus, Which team you would choose to bet all your money on.

Upper limb is team Demacia..
Lower limb is team Noxus..

Spoiler

(6) -Which type of landscape do you like the most, Desert, forest, mountain, plain, ocean or arctic?

(7) -Do you care about lyrics in a song?

(8) -Pick a random number from (1~25)

(9) -What season suits you best?

(10) -How many holes do you have ?

Spoiler: Sheep result thru 79 games

Sheep	Winner	Second	Last
1​	lakhan220	Brandish	kira
2​	lakhan220	Irina_mashiro_22, EmptySoul, Organizized	YumaKuga
3​	Brandish, Raven	kira, Belserion	lakhan220
4​	YumaKuga	Miralicious akuma	kira
5​	Brandish	lakhan220	kira, Organizized
6​	kira	Organizized	lakhan220
7​	Atom	Vici, EmptySoul	Brandish
8​	EmptySoul, Raven	Organizized	Brandish
9​	Raven	Organizized	xi0
10​	Organizized	YumaKuga	xi0, EmptySoul
11​	Raven	BrandyThema	xi0
12​	Yuma, xi0	BrandyThema	kira
13​	Yuma, Knightmare	Atom	Brandish
14​	Shinyarcanine45	Knightmare of heaven 0	kira
15​	BrandyThema	Raven	xi0
16​	Vici	Brandish	kira
17​	Brandish, zimbardo	Knightmare of heaven 0	lakhan220
18​	DiMaria Yesta	lakhan	Brandish
19​	Organizized	Knightmare of heaven 0, Battou	Brandish
20​	A.ulq	Zimb	DiMaria, Brandish
21​	DiMaria Yesta	xi0	Brandish
22​	Organizized	Brandish, lakhan220	kira
23​	EmptySoul	Vici	kira
24​	Battou	GrySun	Brandish
25​	TSPanda	Organizized	kira, Brandish
26​	Farfalla	EmptySoul	kira
27​	Belserion	GrySun	A.ulq
28​	Ustegius	TSPanda	Knightmare of heaven 0
29​	Raven	Brandish	kira
30​	TSPanda	EmptySoul	Tempus
31​	Kat	Farfalla	goodboy_lawlett
32​	MonkeyD Dragon	Knightmare of heaven 0	Brandish
33​	Belserion	Organizized	xi0
34​	GrySun	Farfalla	Brandish
35​	Atom	DiMaria Yesta, Organizized	Farfalla
36​	MonkeyD Dragon	Belserion	lakhan220
37​	Linali	MonkeyD Dragon	Brandish
38​	EmptySoul	Ustegius	Brandish
39​	Belserion	Arjuna	Organizized
40​	Farfalla	GrySun	Emperor Spriggan
41​	Darky	Gryffindor	xi0
42​	riki	Raven	Purity of Magi
43​	Atom	Lady pompom, Linali	Raven
44​	riki	EmptySoul	Brandish
45​	Brandish	Linali	Battou
46​	Atom	Emperor Spriggan	kira
47​	Valhalla777, GrySun	Lady pompom, Organizized	Brandish
48​	Zirconium	Organizized	riki
49​	GrySun, Linali	Gryffindor	kira
50​	Linali, A.ulq	Zirconium, Emperor Spriggan	Brandish
51​	Irina_mashiro_22	Organizized, Raven	Brandish
52​	Lambu	SirSamuel016	DiMaria Yesta
53​	Linali	Zirconium `	Emperor Spriggan
54​	Organizized	riki	Brandish
55​	GrySun	Lambu	Purity of Magi
56​	Lambu	Arjuna	Demonspeed
57​	-	-	-
58​	GrySun	DiMaria Yesta	Lady pompom
59​	Xadyu	Belserion	Brandish
60​	Vici	Irina Mashiro	syx
61​	GrySun, Linali	Vandred, Miralicious Akuma	syx
62​	Linali	Holt	Lady pompom
63​	Belserion	Shobu_Yoruichi	xi0
64​	Organizized	Lady Pompom	Brandish
65​	Linali	Seraph	xi0
66​	GrySun	Gryffindor	Brandish
67​	EmptySoul	Linali	Brandish
68​	Lambu	Farfalla, Battou	kira
69​	Linali	-	-
70​	GrySun	Arjuna	kira
71​	Asako	Holt	Brandish
72​	Xadyu	Lady pompom, Linali	Brandish
73​	Belserion	syx	kira
74​	GrySun	xi0	Erinyes
75​	Holt	Emperor Spriggan	Juviii
76​	syx	Gryffindor	Purity of Magi
77​	Gryffindor	Elusia	Arjuna
78​	Copy Panda	Lambu	kira
79​	Purity of Magi	Vandred	Erinyes

Sheep king/Queen coronation happen every #100 sheep game.. So whoever wins the sheep #100 will be the king or queen of the game until the next sheep coronation and will be added to the Hall of Fame.

Spoiler: Hall Of Fame

Here is a thread to alert you to the start of new Sheep rounds
For anyone who plays this game: please follow this thread to receive warnings when new rounds are starting

Anyone making a round, please post a message to this thread when you do, so all prospective players will know to send a list (if you forget to do so, I will try to remember to do so for you).

This thread is currently just a test, to save on people having to go on mass tagging sprees - if the test is successful, we can keep on using it.
If the test fails (other than being extremely disappointed) then nothing will be lost and we can go back to ignoring it and tagging people like there's no tomorrow.

 

[SirSamuel016]

Sheep Game #125: A Nostalgic Pokemon Adventure

Context: I've recently started doing a series of a Pokemon HG/SS romhack (Sacred Gold) on my twitch channel where I do a mono-type nuzlocke and get heavy chat involvement for naming pokemon, decisions on what to catch etc. It's been a lot of fun, so I wanted to bring that thematic idea to my sheep game this time around. Let's get into it!

Q1: Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is SIR! People call me a Cunt! This world is inhabited by creatures called Pokémon! For some people, Pokémon are pets. Other use them for fights. Myself… I kill Pokémon as a profession on twitch. Firstly, what shall you identify as for this game?
A: A Boy
B: A Girl
C: A Cunt
D: Old

Q2: It is time to pick your starter Pokemon! Who do you want to be your best friend on your journey?

A: Totodile
B: Chikorita
C: Cyndaquil

Q3: Oh no! A stinky fella has stolen another one of my Pokemon and is determined to beat you in battle! Who is your rival?
A: Copan
B: Marmalade
C: Baka Taichou
D: Hardy
E: Evil3ye
F: Farfalla
G: Gary

Q4: Along your journey you have bumped into an Eevee and caught it! As is tradition in nuzlockes, you must give it a nickname! What would you name it?

A: Weewee
B: Breedable
C: I'll name it after an MH user! (let me know who!)

Q5: Every team needs a powerhouse to rely on, and in this era before fairies, dragons present one of the best options to both diversify your team and pack a mighty punch. Which dragon will you choose to be the powerhouse of your party?
A: Dragonite
B: Kingdra
C: Flygon
D: Salamence
E: Garchomp

Q6: During your journey, you'll find the quaint old town known as Ecruteak City. In its burned tower are three legendary dogs, resting up. When they notice you, each give a quick glance as they run off- which is your favourite?
A: Entei
B: Raikou
C: Suicune

Q7: Mr Pokemon has been on a bender and doesn't know left from right! All he wants to know now is one thing: Who's that Pokemon?!

A: Nidoran
B: Clefairy
C: Jigglypuff
D: IT'S PIKACHU!!!

Q8: Your journey in HGSS takes you across both the Johto region and Kanto region, each with interesting encounters, captivating gym leaders, and lots of Pokemon to catch! Which region do you enjoy traversing more?
A: Johto
B: Kanto
C: I hate the classics!

Q9: Every trainer has a signature pokemon- for Lance it's his Dragonite, for Cynthia it's her Garchomp, for Red it's Charizard or Pikachu depending on what you play. But, what I want to know is, what would YOUR signature Pokemon be?

Q10: In each generation, there is one trainer that stands above all others- the Pokemon League Champion. Who is the strongest champion is always a divisive discussion but what I want to know is this: up to the point of Gen 4, who had the best Champion theme?!
A: Gen 1 - Rival's Champion Theme - Fire Red/Leaf Green version

B: Gen 2 Champion / vs Red! - HeartGold/SoulSilver version

C: Gen 3 - Champion Battle Music - Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald Version

D: Gen 4 - Champion Cynthia Battle Music - Diamond/Pearl/Platinum Version


Q11: Oh dear, Sky's answers for Pokemon Smash or Pass leaked! Which Pokemon would he be most likely to 'smash'?
A: Gardevoir
B: Lopunny
C: Vaporeon
D: He's not that much of a pervert, right?!

Q12: Finally, all journeys must come to an end. Which older era of Pokemon provided you with your favourite journey?
A: Gen 1
B: Gen 2
C: Gen 3
D: Gen 4
E: Newer gens



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I'll give it a week or two for answers to come in~​

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 26, 2023, Original Post Date: Sep 26, 2023 ---

@Belserion @Linali @Copy Panda @Vici @Aizen

 

[GrySun]

ofc kidding

 

[SirSamuel016]

ofc kidding

Sure you're kidding...

 

[Elusia]

Sorry guys. Irl stuff is a big mess lately
I'm still working on it too, but hopefully I'll be able to post the sheep sooner than later. Monday or Tuesday at best.

 

[Linali]

Elu-chan?

 

[Kiki]

 

[Linali]

@Elusia, can we expect the Sheep anytime soon?

 

[Brandish μ]

Sheep 95

Community Awards Sheep​

Nominate 1 (one) member of MH for each award
If you nominate more than one person, the host will accept the first nomination only.


1. Most Cringey Member
Your face forms an uncomfortable configuration when you see this person post lame-fully and shamefully

2. Most Chill Member
A person who is calm and easygoing

3. Best Trash Talker
Someone who can set off triggers and can take the heat

4. Most Salty Member
Someone who gets triggered and is clearly compromised and/or has a whinge

5. Most Savage Member
That person who is direct and shuts people down

6. Least Fashionable Member
Someone whose avatars and/or sigs can be off-putting and ugly

7. Most Overrated Member
You think this member is given more credit for something than they should

8. The Connoisseur
Apart from yourself, this person has the best taste on MH


----

You have this weekend to answer this. Will extend deadline if there aren't enough players. Thank you.

 

[kira]

PM'dddddddd

 

[Raven]

This sheep is amazing.

 

[GrySun]

Finally, the community awards we always needed but didn‘t deserve.

 

[Kiki]

Your chance to roast people

 

[Static]

Your chance to roast people

I've included you in one of those

 

[Brandish μ]

Will extend for two more days, hopefully that's enough time.

 

[GrySun]

Will extend for two more days, hopefully that's enough time.

This needs some tagging and that alert thread.

 

[Static]

Over yet?

 

[Brandish μ]

Yea we'll call it over now.

I'll post the results later.

--- Double Post Merged, Oct 30, 2019, Original Post Date: Oct 30, 2019 ---

SHEEP 95 RESULTS

1. Most Cringey Member
Your face forms an uncomfortable configuration when you see this person post lame-fully and shamefully
Gryffindor (Gryffindor, Juvii, kira)
Arjuna (Belserion, syx)
Linali (Linali)
Kiki (SirSamuel)
Shobu_Yoruichi (Erinyes)
Raven (GrySun)
GrySun (Raven)
Verter (Kiki)
None (Atom)
Everyone (Crescent Jinx)

Spoiler: Comments

Cringiest-Gryffindor
Hella cringe, hella krusty.

Gryffindor everytime he says the word Jellal

Crap, this one I've been thinking about for most of the time, and I decided to nominate myself. When I happen to find my old posts, only the glasses on my nose stops me from huge faceplam-like slap on my face

Arjuna

honestly there are plenty of cringe lords, The most cringey person used to be my friend so i won't mention him because he might get sad about it but lets go for the 2nd.
"Grysun"

Kiki
Someone has to bite the unfortunate meme bullet here, and mans been dodging posting art in my threads when he's been doing big art dumps in other threads. Mans slippin', gomen

2. Most Chill Member
A person who is calm and easygoing
Demonspeed (GrySun, Crescent Jinx)
Brandish (Erinyes, Belserion)
Vici (SirSamuel, syx)
Kaoz (Kiki)
Ebony Maw (Gryffindor)
Totinona (Raven)
Juviii (kira)
kira (Juviii)
Elusia (Atom)
Seraph (Linali)

Spoiler: Comments

No particular order, you, nii, syx, pompom, gnut oh i think theres a lot who can fit this cat.

Raven

Several strong contenders here making it a difficult pick. But Raven should be top tier here for me, safe pick.

Demonspeed

Idk if there‘s anyone fitting the description better. While I have seen him get mad before, it‘s hard to trigger, he doesn‘t go exceptionally mad when he does and otherwise he‘s always very chill.

Vici-san of course.

Vici
She chill, she lurk, idk

3. Best Trash Talker
Someone who can set off triggers and can take the heat
Brandish (SirSamuel, Belserion)
Vici (Linali, Kiki)
kira (Gryffindor)
syx (Atom)
King Moe (syx)
Copy Panda (GrySun)
Totinona (kira)
Raven (Raven)
shinobi (Juviii)
GrySun (Crescent Jinx)
None (Erinyes)

Spoiler: Comments

*kiranobiii the actual username for my answer to Q3.

no idea here, usually stay away from those lol and mh is a pure community hihihi

Copy Panda

Saw him trigger plenty of people before in awards and MGs, he triggered me as well many times. Though not sure if I‘d say the description and award title are hand in hand. Trash talking can be any sort of talking trash, high and low effort. Someone setting off triggers and taking the heat? That excludes almost everyone from the former. Still think he‘s a good fit for it. Though there‘s others I‘d nominate with more space, like zimb for example.

3-Shinobi (host-kun is a good contender for this one as well)

King Moe
(by the way, Sanji is shit)

4. Most Salty Member
Someone who gets triggered and is clearly compromised and/or has a whinge
Raven (SirSamuel, Linali, Raven)
TotalEconomist (Erinyes)
Atom (Atom)
Ice King (Belserion)
Hannibal Psyche (syx)
James Rye (GrySun)
shinobi (kira)
SirSamuel016 (Kiki)
Brandish (Gryffindor)
Juviii (Juviii)
goodboy_lawlett (Crescent Jinx)

Spoiler: Comments

4) Saltiest-Brandish
If dis boi ain't salty at my jewelry cabinet then he's salty Landi has no chance since Randi prefers men with face tattoos lulz, but she can't compete with the redhead. It's hard for the Landi fandom but facts are facts.

James Rye

Between James Rye, digitaldude and Farfalla here. All have salt moments in multiple occasions. Though Farf isn‘t as salty lately as she used to, and digitaldude‘s salt is usually more... calm sounding? Despite the ALL CAPS“. So that‘s why I‘ll go with Lily.

Jeez, these categories Let it be Raven, I wouldn't say she has a whinge, but she's very passionate about her favs

Hannibal Psyche. Some people might not know him, so here is a picture for you:

5. Most Savage Member
That person who is direct and shuts people down
Vici (SirSamuel, Linali)
Raven (Erinyes, Raven)
Farfalla (Belserion, Juviii)
The President (Atom)
GrySun (syx)
zimbardo (GrySun)
xi0 (Kiki)
Elusia (Gryffindor)
Vandred (Crescent Jinx)
Asako (kira)

Spoiler: Comments

Zimbardo

This is one where I‘d nominate me if I would, since if anything I‘m direct. As for others there‘s Evil, zimb, xi0, old guys. Think will go with zimb, although the other 2 are quite close.

GrySun or Purity of Magi should fit the bill here. I'll go with GrySun because he really shut me down several times, leaving me completely speechless, absolutely unable to find any words to counter him.

6. Least Fashionable Member
Someone whose avatars and/or sigs can be off-putting and ugly
Brandish (SirSamuel, Linali)
None (Erinyes, Atom)
Many (Kiki, Gryffindor)
Gryffindor (Belserion)
M3J (syx)
gnut (GrySun)
EmptySoul (kira)
zimbardo (Raven)
GrySun (Juviii)
James Rye (Crescent Jinx)

Spoiler: Comments

so many users here with those overstretched sets do you want me to make sets for you??!!

6) Least Fashionable-Whoever rocks dem Landi sets.

no idea here too, usually people tend to wear nice avys, didnt notice anything ugly enough to deserve to be nominated here ^^

gnut

I‘d have a huge list had I kept it written down somewhere But of course, when checking now everyone‘s got something good equipped. Alright..

Since I don‘t have anyone off-putting or ugly atm, I‘ll nominate gnut for least fashion care, only using MG avis for the most part iirc.

James! He needs to change the avatar already! Time for new one!

Gryffindor for that one time i'm sure he had a Jellal avi

GrySun-can't believe he changed my boy Shigaraki for that ugly Jojo character #antijojo4ever

Sorry Randi, but that'd be you. Your sets can be disturbing at times for me

Brandish
This one's going to you chief, especially with your fucken 5Head loli shit you had going on

EmptySoul (blank avatar!!!)

7. Most Overrated Member
You think this member is given more credit for something than they should
Brandish (Atom, GrySun, kira)
Gryffindor (Gryffindor, Crescent Jinx)
Linali (Linali)
Erinyes (Erinyes)
Farfalla (SirSamuel)
Holt (syx)
Kiki (Kiki)
Aizen (Raven)
None (Belserion)
No Comment (Juviii)

Spoiler: Comments

7) Overrated-Gryffindor
I know you look up to me but dejm, I'm not superman yo.

Brandish

At first I thought there‘s many people fitting here, but what is „given credit“ anyway? In it‘s raw form it‘s awards, in it‘s more vague form it‘s any sort of praise or high standing, even if only implied. I‘ll go with the awards interpretation on this one, and say that for 2019 the most overrated person(most number of awards where I didn‘t vote them to win in the finals) is... actually there‘s a tie, unsurprisingly. I‘ll let you be the mod vote tie breaker sacrifice Brandish, thanks

It's MEEEE Seriously, may it be my shyness or modesty, but sometimes I feel like people give me too much of a credit. It's very nice of them and I'm greatful, but I can't help but feel the pressure #justthesillyme

Holt. Literally does nothing but still praised highly. Other staffers at least pretend to do something, but Kevin be like:

"Aizen" for obvious reasons

Farfalla
Only throwing her here because she has like 20 badges lmao. Honourable mention to Gallon and his GallonModVote.

8. The Connoisseur
Brandish (Erinyes, syx, Kiki)
Aizen (Atom, GrySun)
Nii (SirSamuel)
GrySun (Linali)
Haya-san (kira)
Valhalla777 (Gryffindor)
Linali (Belserion)
Totinona (Raven)
Crescent Jinx (Juviii)
Erinyes (Crescent Jinx)

Spoiler: Comments

you mean in manga/anime i guess ? no specific order you, syx, nii, orga, xi0, demon, xad, Farf, again list is very long here too, have probably forgotten a lot of names.

Aizen

Tough choice between Aizen and Vandred, both liking nearly exactly what I like. Will go Aizen due to Vand still not having caught up to JoJo

Linali her taste is impeccable

GrySun, as a fellow Hakuryuu fanboi

Brandish. <3

9. Most Scared and Jealous Member
Gryffindor (Belserion, Juviii, Erinyes, syx, Kiki, Atom, SirSamuel, Linali, kira, Raven, Crescent Jinx, GrySun)
Not me (Gryffindor)

Spoiler: Scoreboard

Winner: @SirSamuel016
Congrats!!!

 

[SirSamuel016]

Yea we'll call it over now.

I'll post the results later.

--- Double Post Merged, Oct 30, 2019, Original Post Date: Oct 30, 2019 ---

SHEEP 95 RESULTS

1. Most Cringey Member
Your face forms an uncomfortable configuration when you see this person post lame-fully and shamefully
Gryffindor (Gryffindor, Juvii, kira)
Arjuna (Belserion, syx)
Linali (Linali)
Kiki (SirSamuel)
Shobu_Yoruichi (Erinyes)
Raven (GrySun)
GrySun (Raven)
Verter (Kiki)
None (Atom)
Everyone (Crescent Jinx)

2. Most Chill Member
A person who is calm and easygoing
Demonspeed (GrySun, Crescent Jinx)
Brandish (Erinyes, Belserion)
Vici (SirSamuel, syx)
Kaoz (Kiki)
Ebony Maw (Gryffindor)
Totinona (Raven)
Juviii (kira)
kira (Juviii)
Elusia (Atom)
Seraph (Linali)

3. Best Trash Talker
Someone who can set off triggers and can take the heat
Brandish (SirSamuel, Belserion)
Vici (Linali, Kiki)
kira (Gryffindor)
syx (Atom)
King Moe (syx)
Copy Panda (GrySun)
Totinona (kira)
Raven (Raven)
shinobi (Juviii)
GrySun (Crescent Jinx)
None (Erinyes)

4. Most Salty Member
Someone who gets triggered and is clearly compromised and/or has a whinge
Raven (SirSamuel, Linali, Raven)
TotalEconomist (Erinyes)
Atom (Atom)
Ice King (Belserion)
Hannibal Psyche (syx)
James Rye (GrySun)
shinobi (kira)
SirSamuel016 (Kiki)
Brandish (Gryffindor)
Juviii (Juviii)
goodboy_lawlett (Crescent Jinx)

5. Most Savage Member
That person who is direct and shuts people down
Vici (SirSamuel, Linali)
Raven (Erinyes, Raven)
Farfalla (Belserion, Juviii)
The President (Atom)
GrySun (syx)
zimbardo (GrySun)
xi0 (Kiki)
Elusia (Gryffindor)
Vandred (Crescent Jinx)
Asako (kira)

6. Least Fashionable Member
Someone whose avatars and/or sigs can be off-putting and ugly
Brandish (SirSamuel, Linali)
None (Erinyes, Atom)
Many (Kiki, Gryffindor)
Gryffindor (Belserion)
M3J (syx)
gnut (GrySun)
EmptySoul (kira)
zimbardo (Raven)
GrySun (Juviii)
James Rye (Crescent Jinx)

7. Most Overrated Member
You think this member is given more credit for something than they should
Brandish (Atom, GrySun, kira)
Gryffindor (Gryffindor, Crescent Jinx)
Linali (Linali)
Erinyes (Erinyes)
Farfalla (SirSamuel)
Holt (syx)
Kiki (Kiki)
Aizen (Raven)
None (Belserion)
No Comment (Juviii)

8. The Connoisseur
Brandish (Erinyes, syx, Kiki)
Aizen (Atom, GrySun)
Nii (SirSamuel)
GrySun (Linali)
Haya-san (kira)
Valhalla777 (Gryffindor)
Linali (Belserion)
Totinona (Raven)
Crescent Jinx (Juviii)
Erinyes (Crescent Jinx)

9. Most Scared and Jealous Member
Gryffindor (Belserion, Juviii, Erinyes, syx, Kiki, Atom, SirSamuel, Linali, kira, Raven, Crescent Jinx, GrySun)
Not me (Gryffindor)

Spoiler: Scoreboard

Winner: @SirSamuel016
Congrats!!!

Oh shit LMAO.
Thank you for the fun game @Brandish , great concept and I'd love to see it expanded upon someday.

I can make a game if y'all want, depends on if @Elusia and her eventual sheep's progress too though I suppose. It's Elusia that's making it yeah?

 

[Erinyes]

thxs @Brandish for the sheep and thxs to everyone who joins, it was an epic one !
1st time i score so high

 

[SirSamuel016]

Sheep #96 – An Australiana/Bogan Sheep
Yeah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah mate, it’s sheep time and crikey we’re going to the land down under blokes like myself, @Brandish and other fair dinkum aussies call home. Grab your uggs, flannelete t-shirts and holden caps (fark ford) and get ready to get some proper strayan stuff up ya.​

Question 1: You’re staying at your distant relative’s place in Wodonga, and you’re busting for a dump but old mate has already plonked themselves on the toilet and they sound like they’re just starting up a tuba solo in the symphony orchestra so it’s time to go use the outhouse. You get there busting to drop a log or two but then you see it- a big redback spider on the toilet seat. What do you do?
A) Run back inside and wait for old mate to finish up
B) Scream and try to whack the bastard of a spider off the seat with toilet paper (don’t forget to finish him off!)
C) You’re too desperate, time to dig a hole outside and get cracking

Question 2: What’s Tasmania famous for?
A) Incest!
B) Whisky!
C) Beautiful nature!
D) All of the above!

Question 3: You can’t be stuffed going ta work today so ya phone the boss and fake that you’re sick. It’s a beautiful summer’s day but you’ll be farked if you just keep your arse parked at the TV watching Steve Smith smack another tonne without some beer so it’s down to the local Dan Murphy’s. What beer are you buying?
A) XXXX (Four X)
B) Carlton Draught
C) Furphy’s
D) Victoria Bitter
E) Coopers

Question 4: What’s the best time for a VB?
A) Lunch
B) Dinner
C) “Twenty to Eight in the Fucken’ Mornin”
D) Any time is a good time

Question 5: If you’re a true-blue Aussie you drive a:
A) Holden
B) Ford
C) Nissan
D) Volkswagen
E) I don’t drive, I’m a cyclist

Question 6: Now listen here kids, there’s one animal in Mainland Australia that’s more dangerous than any other. If you see one, you better get your skates on and get outta there! No one wants to see you killed by a:
A) Crocodile
B) An army of 1000 big fucking hairy spiders
C) Drop Bears
D) Magpies
E) Collingwood Supporter

Question 7: Bill’s son Tom got his L’s today! What ritual will he enact at 2AM in the morning?
A) He’ll do a singular burnout
B) He’ll be fangin’ doughies like a sick “can’t”?
C) Immediately failing his first breatho test after a night out on the town

Question 8: The best name for a place/town in Australia is:
A) Nar Nar Goon
B) Poowong
C) Pakenham Upper
D) Humpty Doo
E) Bob’s Knob
F) Fanny Bay
G) Mount Mistake
H) Boing Boing
I) Bong Bong
J) Stinkhole
K) Pisspot Creek
L) Humpybong
M) Oona-woop-woop
N) Smiggin Holes
O) Titty Bong
P) Wonglepong
Q) The End of the World

Question 9: Everyone knows the best State/Territory of Australia is:
A) Victoria
B) New South Wales
C) Queensland
D) Tasmania
E) South Australia
F) Australian Capital Territory
G) Northern Territory
H) Western Australia
I) New Zealand (It’s in the constitution look it up)

Question 10: What’s Tony Abbott famous for?
A) Eating a raw onion
B) Wearing budgie smugglers a lot
C) Big ears
D) Being one of the yearly prime-ministers we’ve had for the last 6 years
E) Being what some would refer to as a “flog”
F) All of the above!
G) Starring in Brokeback Mountain 2: Away from the frontbench with you, a comedy of Australian Politics and the Liberals changing their Leader

Question 11: We here in Australia love our sport. What’s the best sport to watch though?
A) AFL (Australian Football League)
B) NRL (National Rugby League)
C) A-League (Soccer)
D) Cricket
E) Supercars
F) The weekly race of the bogans to see who gets to CentreLink first seeking an advanced payment to fund a Bottle-O trip

Question 12: We’re finally here at the final question! Thanks for being a good mofo and making it this far. So, straya:
A) Yeah Nah
B) Nah Yeah
C) Yeah nah nah Yeah
D) Yeah nah fucken have a VB ya dog
E) Stop shitposting and end the sheep game ya bogan

Sheep game shall be closed at the end of the weekend/mid next-week, or if Elu/whoever says their sheep is ready. Don’t delay, answer today!

 

[GrySun]

@Juviii what's that about JoJo hate?

Great original Sheep @Brandish and I should've won, you didn't count my points for question 9 while you don't need to count them for anyone else

Oh shit LMAO.
Thank you for the fun game @Brandish , great concept and I'd love to see it expanded upon someday.

I can make a game if y'all want, depends on if @Elusia and her eventual sheep's progress too though I suppose. It's Elusia that's making it yeah?

Nice win Sam. I don't think Elu will put one up, so may be on you next.

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Nvm you already put one up while I was posting. The madman.