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For the past few years since Tobi was revealed, a lot of people have been making fun of everyone that argues that Obito is Tobi.
Therefore, I'd like to return the favor and make fun of people that think it's impossible and use stupid arguments to support this. Have fun, and read it with a grain of salt, it's a humorous piece, after all.
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Hello, I've been trying to uncover the identity of one of the biggest mysteries in the world of Naruto. That is to say, the female Naruto.
Any average reader will be able to tell that this mysterious character and Naruto have overwhelming similarities. It's almost like the author intended for them to be the same person.
But they can't be the same person.
Observe:
That lady has BOOBS. She's way taller than Naruto, she's clearly an older gall. She's a female AND older, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR NARUTO CHARACTERS TO CHANGE THEIR APPEARANCE@!!!!!!!!!! All appearance-changing techniques are genin skills that no serious character would ever fall for, that's why no one ever managed to trick the Third Hokage (and also the ENTIRE sand village) by using this exact strategy.
We also know from a specific scene that this lady was capable of knocking out the Third Hokage himself, as well as other characters stronger than Naruto. Naruto can't defeat the Third Hokage, and would've still been a mere genin at the time of this scene -- therefore, it makes no sense. He cannot be this lady. Not to mention she showed the ability to use the Shadow Clone jutsu in order to create a harem. Naruto can't master the Shadow Clone jutsu, we saw in episode 1 that he was talentless with clones, whereas this lady seems to have a mastery of them just a few days later into Naruto's life. A talentless genin cannot be expected to master strong techniques in a short amount of time. That's also why Naruto wouldn't be able to master a technique in a week if it took the Fourth Hokage three years to do it. Come on guys, talentless characters in Naruto have never been shown to be able to get stronger and learn better moves, don't be silly. Therefore: IMPOSSIBLE. Naruto mastering transformation and clones that quickly would be as ridiculous as a ninja who can't use Ninjuts/Genjutsu beating a genious Uchiha... stuff like that NEVER HAPPENS in this manga.
Another little problem is of course that Naruto characters never ever lie or attempt to trick you (this is not a core aspect of being a ninja, shut up with your rational thought and logic.) That's why Naruto would've immediately fessed up to being that girl if he was asked, which he never did. Seriously. No Naruto character EVER pretended to be someone they weren't, that would just be silly. Shut up with your evidence.
SO, because my creativity and logic have all completely run up, I am going to going to say that all other possibilties are eliminated and the female Naruto is (clearly) NAMIKAZE KAGAMI! (by the way, anyone that doubts this has no understanding of the Naruto manga whatsoever, and their analytical skills are just a load of poo. That's right. Load of poo.)
That's right, Naruto's ancestor that was mentioned in two panels and we know nothing about! They probably put the fox in her at one point or some shit, (whiskers) and also she looks exactly like Minato/Naruto so it makes sense. Yep, perfect sense. This big reveal will just be a character that most people who don't visit Naruto forums probably don't even remember. The only other character I'd be willing to accept would be someone like Uzumaki Izuna, who is Uzumaki Mito's sister. She also probably had the fox in her at one point or some shit, because I'm suddenly willing to accept appearance/age inconsistencies when it suits me <3
Thank you guys for understanding my masterful theory. My logic is flawless.
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A lot of the content here is illogical and stupid and just plain not true, and of course the identity of the character in person is not actually a mystery... but I do hope it can help you understand certain things, and why certain arguments are just plain silly.
And I'm not saying Tobi is Obito. I think it's unlikely. Just on the basis that it's what Kishimoto wants us to think, I don't think it'll be him. That being said, in my short stay here i've noticed recurring themes in silly arguments, and I wanted to point them out to you guys this way. Obito is the character Kishimoto is setting Tobi out to be. YES. he's probably only setting it up that way so that he could surprise us when it's not, but NO, it would not be at all illogical for Tobi to be Obito. Tobito being possible is what the manga portrays because it's what Kishimoto wants people to think.
Therefore, I'd like to return the favor and make fun of people that think it's impossible and use stupid arguments to support this. Have fun, and read it with a grain of salt, it's a humorous piece, after all.
----------------------------------------
Hello, I've been trying to uncover the identity of one of the biggest mysteries in the world of Naruto. That is to say, the female Naruto.
Any average reader will be able to tell that this mysterious character and Naruto have overwhelming similarities. It's almost like the author intended for them to be the same person.
But they can't be the same person.
Observe:
That lady has BOOBS. She's way taller than Naruto, she's clearly an older gall. She's a female AND older, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR NARUTO CHARACTERS TO CHANGE THEIR APPEARANCE@!!!!!!!!!! All appearance-changing techniques are genin skills that no serious character would ever fall for, that's why no one ever managed to trick the Third Hokage (and also the ENTIRE sand village) by using this exact strategy.
We also know from a specific scene that this lady was capable of knocking out the Third Hokage himself, as well as other characters stronger than Naruto. Naruto can't defeat the Third Hokage, and would've still been a mere genin at the time of this scene -- therefore, it makes no sense. He cannot be this lady. Not to mention she showed the ability to use the Shadow Clone jutsu in order to create a harem. Naruto can't master the Shadow Clone jutsu, we saw in episode 1 that he was talentless with clones, whereas this lady seems to have a mastery of them just a few days later into Naruto's life. A talentless genin cannot be expected to master strong techniques in a short amount of time. That's also why Naruto wouldn't be able to master a technique in a week if it took the Fourth Hokage three years to do it. Come on guys, talentless characters in Naruto have never been shown to be able to get stronger and learn better moves, don't be silly. Therefore: IMPOSSIBLE. Naruto mastering transformation and clones that quickly would be as ridiculous as a ninja who can't use Ninjuts/Genjutsu beating a genious Uchiha... stuff like that NEVER HAPPENS in this manga.
Another little problem is of course that Naruto characters never ever lie or attempt to trick you (this is not a core aspect of being a ninja, shut up with your rational thought and logic.) That's why Naruto would've immediately fessed up to being that girl if he was asked, which he never did. Seriously. No Naruto character EVER pretended to be someone they weren't, that would just be silly. Shut up with your evidence.
SO, because my creativity and logic have all completely run up, I am going to going to say that all other possibilties are eliminated and the female Naruto is (clearly) NAMIKAZE KAGAMI! (by the way, anyone that doubts this has no understanding of the Naruto manga whatsoever, and their analytical skills are just a load of poo. That's right. Load of poo.)
That's right, Naruto's ancestor that was mentioned in two panels and we know nothing about! They probably put the fox in her at one point or some shit, (whiskers) and also she looks exactly like Minato/Naruto so it makes sense. Yep, perfect sense. This big reveal will just be a character that most people who don't visit Naruto forums probably don't even remember. The only other character I'd be willing to accept would be someone like Uzumaki Izuna, who is Uzumaki Mito's sister. She also probably had the fox in her at one point or some shit, because I'm suddenly willing to accept appearance/age inconsistencies when it suits me <3
Thank you guys for understanding my masterful theory. My logic is flawless.
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A lot of the content here is illogical and stupid and just plain not true, and of course the identity of the character in person is not actually a mystery... but I do hope it can help you understand certain things, and why certain arguments are just plain silly.
And I'm not saying Tobi is Obito. I think it's unlikely. Just on the basis that it's what Kishimoto wants us to think, I don't think it'll be him. That being said, in my short stay here i've noticed recurring themes in silly arguments, and I wanted to point them out to you guys this way. Obito is the character Kishimoto is setting Tobi out to be. YES. he's probably only setting it up that way so that he could surprise us when it's not, but NO, it would not be at all illogical for Tobi to be Obito. Tobito being possible is what the manga portrays because it's what Kishimoto wants people to think.
