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Gary, what's the oldest movie you've ever watched?

I think mine is Modern Times from Charlie Chaplin. It has been a while and I barely remember it but it was quite funny for a silent movie, these oldies had a different vibe I guess.
The Birth of a Nation probably. Not sure if Le Voyage dans la Lune counts, as it's more of a short film, but that one is even older.
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gar1 has been taking some stat on the dl too
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The Birth of a Nation probably. Not sure if Le Voyage dans la Lune counts, as it's more of a short film, but that one is even older.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This needs to be framed in gold
 

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Copypasta is deserving of asslickery? :bnah
 

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Copypasta is deserving of asslickery? :bnah
I come in and check this thread out and all I see is this....

Yep, I'm hooked now. Just reel me in Admin-Sensei :blush:handgun
 

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The Birth of a Nation probably. Not sure if Le Voyage dans la Lune counts, as it's more of a short film, but that one is even older.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in intense detective conan watching, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, kenjutsu and watashi is the top letter writer in all of Korea. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omo again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of clinton supporters across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
 

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And once again, I have been drawn in more by gibberish ^^^^^^
 

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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in intense detective conan watching, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, kenjutsu and watashi is the top letter writer in all of Korea. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omo again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of clinton supporters across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
Wow dude....I wonder why yesterday's events went so wrong for you :thinkingemoji
 

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Hah so this is what I missed? I need more drugs. :kappa
 

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The Birth of a Nation probably. Not sure if Le Voyage dans la Lune counts, as it's more of a short film, but that one is even older.
I had a look at the wiki article you linked to, I had no idea that was a highly controversial movie. Well, the movie probably appeals more to Americans than the foreigners, I skipped the recent Lincoln movie too for example but then I don't watch lots of movies these days and when I do, it's mostly action.
 

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I had a look at the wiki article you linked to, I had no idea that was a highly controversial movie. Well, the movie probably appeals more to Americans than the foreigners, I skipped the recent Lincoln movie too for example but then I don't watch lots of movies these days and when I do, it's mostly action.
I have a hard time when people try to moralize art. The reality is, the film was a landmark in cinema, regardless of the controversy that came from it. Obviously no one would be portraying black people in the way they did then, but the movie is 100 years old, so it's to be expected.

Daniel Day-Lewis' performance was good as usual, but the movie itself didn't really grab me much. Not really an action movie at all.
 
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