Updated thread title

Riku · Dec 7, 2015

Naomi said:
Uste, what's your favorite beer?

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Uste, did you shave your mustache?

Hmm, maybe Spitfire. Also I like local breweries a lot, Pyynikin Panimo has great White IPA and plenty of others, and Plevna has amazing Imperial Stout.

And nope, I did not shave. Quite the opposite, I invested in some facial hair care products.

Naomi · Dec 12, 2015

Uste, how long does it normally take you to style your mustache in the morning?

Riku · Dec 13, 2015

Depends. 2 minutes for a smooth clean up. 10-20 minutes for the perfect curl and optimal shine.

Naomi · Dec 13, 2015

Uste, do you ever have those days where you're just like " fuck it. fuck all of you. I'm not styling my stache today. You'll just all have to look at the all-natural me. Hobo mustache today, you ingrates. I can't doll myself up every god damn day like this. It's exhausting. the world is not even worth my 2-minute styling session let alone a 20-minute one. for fuck's sake. "

Does that ever happen?

Riku · Dec 13, 2015

Well not really, not yet atleast since I'm pretty new to this moustache business.

But I see where you are getting at. When I wanted to buy moustache wax the xperience was rather confusing and amusing. There are a lot of brands and scents ja each one has a description and a image "Like for men who don't take bullshit" or "Ecological and handmade by norwegian inmates" or "Impress everyone you care about". First I was like wtf is this bulls... OOHH So that's how it feels with women and cosmetics advertising.

Farfalla · Dec 14, 2015

Okie, now that your thread title keeps popping up in the list of what I follow, I must say it's pretty timeless and epic

Naomi · Dec 16, 2015

Ustegius said:
Well not really, not yet atleast since I'm pretty new to this moustache business.

The world is blessed by your presence.

Ustegius said:
But I see where you are getting at. When I wanted to buy moustache wax the xperience was rather confusing and amusing. There are a lot of brands and scents ja each one has a description and a image "Like for men who don't take bullshit" or "Ecological and handmade by norwegian inmates" or "Impress everyone you care about". First I was like wtf is this bulls...

Wait---so which one did you choose??

Ustegius said:
OOHH So that's how it feels with women and cosmetics advertising.

I found a new brand of make-up that likes to objectify men with puns (completely ridiculous). I buy it because it's really great pigment, but the puns are an added bonus.

Farfalla said:
Okie, now that your thread title keeps popping up in the list of what I follow, I must say it's pretty timeless and epic

These are crucial questions, yes? I know everyone was thinking them, but too afraid to ask. I guess I'm just the hero of the masses. Now the world will know everything they were dying to know about Uste.

Xadyu · Mar 8, 2016

So, do you watch Clarence too?

Easily one of my favorite cartoon characters.

Riku · Mar 8, 2016

Actually not familiar with that. Has gone under my radar, apparently done by another Adventure Time alumni, so guess I'll check it out too sooner or later.

Xadyu · Mar 8, 2016

Ustegius said:
Actually not familiar with that. Has gone under my radar, apparently done by another Adventure Time alumni, so guess I'll check it out too sooner or later.

Oh man, you're missing out.

His voice is brilliant, his adventures are so childishly innocent (yet dangerous) and fun. The comedy is amazing.
And his facial expressions.. ALL the fucking time. :lmao