Fun Thread What would you do if...

[xi0]

I'd probably deal with it. I don't need it to get by

I'll examine that for you

Oh god the in that statement is over 9,000 Derp.

I was asked this exact question just yesterday! Given the circumstances in which it was asked, I cannot disclose the answer.

That's "whoah"-worthy




What would you do if your sibling left a complete and utter mess in your basement with his friends after you asked him not to ?

 

[Teubier]

I'd have a nice (maybe tough) fight with him/her, sibling bonding at its best. Maybe invite his/her friends for more merrymaking. If I was the older one, I would have him/her clean the mess afterwards, of course.

What would you do if you became the High Commander ?

 

[shaheer]

High commander of what? if its high commander of an army then i ll wage war for oil its the present fashion

WWDI you get a chance to visit the Moon and make it to the moon

 

[Teubier]

If by "to visit the moon and make it to the moon" you mean to visit the moon and make It to the moon, I'd burst into tears for finally being able to shoot this sequel I had planned for so long, this chef d'oeuvre of a B&W macabre clowning my mind gave birth to. I'd contact my leading man Susumu Terajima right away to celebrate.

What would you do if you encountered a marvelous person with whom you started a relationship, and it turned out to be a prostitute robot from the future ?

 

[Naomi]

I would have them take me back to the future with ... him/her/it and then feel strange for having loved a robot.

What would you do if I said "I hate Harry Potter"?

 

[shaheer]

i would say : its not Nao its an impostor

WWDI you are forced to baby sit an impossible child

 

[Naomi]

Ignore the shit out of that kid and read a book. Or maybe call one of my friends over and trick them into doing it instead.

What would you do if you found out you had a long-lost brother?

 

[scav]

ill try to meet and to know him

WWYD if ur partner tell ya that she/he wanna stay virgin till the marriage? (i just heard that from a morocco girl )

 

[shaheer]

err i would welcome that, i am a chaste

WWDI there is a major black out ?

 

[Naomi]

Get a flash light and read a book (if it was night time). If it was day time, get a book but not the flashlight.

What would you do if the MH server was down for three days?

 

[shaheer]

nothing, because i am off from MH (usually) 5 days a week so it wont be unusual

WWDI burglar broke out in your work place

 

[Naomi]

Be screwed because I'm in the exact place where we keep all of the money.

I'd probably be like, here take the money. Fuck Kohl's I don't give a damn. XD

Then as he's running off with it, pull the security super special secret button thing.

What would you do if you spilled your drink all over a cute girl?

 

[shaheer]

first dun think there will be a cute girl beside me unless its in bus or train, if tahts the case then i ll say sorry and try every possible act of apology that i can muster

WWDI a cockroach flies on your lap out of nowhere

 

[Naomi]

Freak. The. Fuck. Out.

If you ever do spill your drink on a cute girl, Shaheer, you test your luck by saying "let me make that up to you."

What would you do if you found a dead bug in your spaghetti?

 

[shaheer]

vomit if i ate it

you test your luck by saying "let me make that up to you."

nd get slapped by giving such innuendo?

WWDI your FB account was hacked

 

[scav]

nothing, i dont have a single pic in my fb account and every info that i put there is false. so ill just open a new fb acc and tell my friend that the old one got hacked

WWYD if you notice that someone is following you since 30mn ?

---------- Post added at 06:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:09 PM ----------

well i'll do a little offtopic here

first dun think there will be a cute girl beside me unless its in bus or train, if tahts the case then i ll say sorry and try every possible act of apology that i can muster

Shaheer are u GAY?

If you ever do spill your drink on a cute girl, Shaheer, you test your luck by saying "let me make that up to you."

nice advice sis
*take note*

 

[shaheer]

dun knwo if i feel he is some sort of a mugger waiting for an empty corner then i ll just mingle in the crowd

Shaheer are u GAY?

U crazy ?!!!!!!!!!! i m homo phobic
but if a spill sth on some one then what am i to do instead of apologizing, its not like i ll spill just to get an attention or the better of her for me or sth
(told ya im boring)

WWDI you see an alien ship

 

[scav]

nothing, ill think that i smoke too much or im becoming crazy

if u're not gay then why are u soooo negative with girls? never got a gf?

WWYD if a ghost appear next to you

 

[shaheer]

be surprised and think i am dreaming or sth

if u're not gay then why are u soooo negative with girls? never got a gf?

i aint negative just i dun want to take any sort of advantage from an undesired situation, nd nah told you am to boring for any sort of relationship. During my O nd A levels either i was too busy with my studies or i was busy helping my family cuz my dad used to work overseas
any free time other than that i dedicated to sleep or reading philosophy and comparative study.
by now i am totally molded out to be a person who is normal with girls but not normal with any sort of relationship
nd at present i have more duty as a son and a brother than ever b4 so i cant think or any realm outside my present family


WWDI you entered a game (like matrix)

 

[kdowns]

I would analyze the situation... Then Let Charizard out of the Pokeball I had him in and rape everything in site.


What would you do if you saw me on a charizard heading towards you >:3